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WesleyanA:
tell him to ask his wife to do it.

wo see you beating no go get mate

you go tooo cry

coming to america

Q.How do you confuse a blond?

A.You don't, they're born that way.

abeg please let us start a trend about how dumb BLONDES are!!!

i hope ya all enjoy it oh and no explicit words pls. i start with this :

A blonde walks into a TV shop and asks to buy a
TV. But the clerk says that they don't sell TV's
to blondes.

Thinking that to be strange, she walks out. About
an hour later she goes in again and asks to buy a
TV. Again the clerk says that they don't sell
TV's to blondes.

The blonde is getting pissed now, so she goes and
dyes her hair red and then walks into the TV
store asking to buy a TV. But once again, the
clerk says that they don't sell TV's to blondes.

"But how did you know I was a blonde," she asks.
And the clerk says," We sell microwaves in this
store."

dbosa187 please help your brother here abeg abeg abeg abeg abeg

ABEG!!! na who go Federal Government College Ijanikin lagos for here?

abeg holla

i was in 2002 set

peace out!!!!

obong:
if school children can wear white, policemen should be able to do the same

Yeah right, I stick to their black.

happy birthday queen

Please, I heard that 2face and Bennieman did produce one song together.  Who knows where I can listen to it? I am dying to listen to it!  I am a lover of Nigeria music and I want to listen to that at least to clear my mind   

Please help me oh.  Somebody please help me.

I listen to Coolfm everyday but they don't play it when i listen and I don't know why?   Please help your bro.

That means 2 boys and 2 girls.

welcome debscom

hope she does

nice one

What would Jesus do, right?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

That is nasty

And he also owns some energy drink called "Diddy Drinks", and it is off the hook.

yeah i think they go from $700 to $3000 per rim  ..............................DAMN!!!



http://www.seanjohnwheels.com/flash.htm


please control urelf when u look at it              because it is off the shizzile.

hello guys have you seen the lastest wheels!

As in I am tripped at how wise Sean "P.Diddy Combs" spends and spreads his money into many things.

They are called Sean John Wheels.

Bad yansh muther@#$%er

HAVE YOU HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

styl-plus is coming to NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!

Yes yes they are coming for the independence day parade on the 1st of october in the capital of NYC ---manhathan.

if you live in NY and you miss it you need to be given a ticket and to be punished severly without BAIL..............lol



omo na to sing
till mama ring

you people the bid for the phone is still on pls try to bid as i will need the money by the 30th of september .
dont worry i will pay for the shipping and handling JUST BID!!!!!!!!!!!

latest bid:
$53.75

omo na the phone wey i dey use be this and i hope it is worthy to be shown sha!!!!!!!




http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=us&lc=en&ver=4000&template=pp1_loader&php=php1_10179&zone=pp&lm=pp1&pid=10179


just copy and paste that link and you will see it.

NOTE: make sure you applaud it because i invested a lot of money in it oooooooooooo thanks

Omo this is the picture

I hope you all like it, and you are ready to complete negotiations.

For Sale [Latest Phone]

Hey guys, I have something very important to tell you all. I have a phone to sell to anybody, it is very important you contact me by reply if you are interested, as the money from the sale has being budgeted and is urgently needed.

It is a camera phone made by Nokia
>4 mega pixels
>video camera
>picture messaging

And so many other features u will see yourself if u are interested.

The price will go for $120. I also accept naira sha.

all this one wey una dey talk na rubbish have you tried www.rhythm937.com it was last updated when my GRANDFATHER was alive!! it is pathetic

my five are'

1; money
2;water
3;short prayers
4;calling my girlfriend
5;Nigeria music every @#$%ing day{pronounced as 'gbishing']

if i be the girl i for don sell the phone te te.omo i for don go Mr biggs abi na Macdonalds i for go for here which kain nonsense!!!

seun I thinl you should see them urself men they are really DUMB.
I have one in my work place men ...................no words for her.

he has some tribal marks oh!!!!
do you really want to meet him i know where he stays

Timi the law died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found so many wall clocks hanging with different times and he decided to ask why the clocks were saying different times. An angel told him that they represent the amount of times an individual tells lies.

He asked of one that was just 3 minutes past the hour and angel told him that it belonged to Dr.Zik. He asked of one that's just four minutes past the hour, the angel told him that it belonged to Awolowo. He then demanded to see obasanjo's clock. The angel replied "Oga, Jesus uses it in his office as his fan".

anything from phone to cars to houses to computers E.T.C just name it ..............