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Pr0ton:


Cassyrooy no go kill person.. Make the dream continue o. Na that part I like past. Oya go sleep.

After post-UTME

Pr0ton:
I can't believe you registered since 2014 and all your posts so far is just 2.

Hmmm!

Cutebumzy:
ok dear api new month

...heading to the church


GetOvaMe: So you're gonna seal this up? I'm proud of you

Pr0ton: Dudes' got eyes

I nodded happily, scoring such a girl is a massive thing to happen to anybody and i was sure damn lucky she choosed to be mine.

* * * *

Priest(ThankyouJESUS): Do you Cassyrooy take this woman, Cutebumzy to hold and to cherish.... Bla bla bla....

I quickly reminised about my last two girlfriends, Treasuregr8t and Bhuumhite, glancing through the crowd i saw their faces, i loved them but my life was standing infront of me, awaiting on me to answer my matrimonial JAMB CBT question, in seconds i looked in her eyes and passionately i said;

Me: I do with my Life

There was murmurs in the congregation but i was uninterested

Priest(ThankyouJESUS): Do you Cutebumzy, take Cassyrooy as your husband, to respect and to obey, to be loyal and faithful until death do you...(in my mind*so even priest dey change questions*)

Cutebumzy gazing at the crowd also, i read her gaze, she searched for her ex-es and suitors, Kingjay18, T33jay007, Olatunji21, turning to me with watery eyes and cutest of smiles

Cutebumzy: I do

Priest(ThankyouJesus): I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.

Removing her vail to reveal her immaculate lips, i made to kiss my seconds-old wife but the chanting of 'Sai Baba! Sai Baba!! Sai Baba!!!' was everywhere.

* * * *

...Cassyrooy wake up, Buhari is giving a speech, Ogunsinamayowa and Horpeyemmi66 jerked me awake.

Which kind people surround me like this? I was asking myself when President Jonathan announced that the just declared winner of the 2015 Presidential Elections, Rtd. Gen. Buhari of the APC was #AprilFool by #INEC to #NIGERIANS.



















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I Cassyrooy is not responsible for any misconcieved thoughts or ideas.















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This post was intended to be humourous and to induce pranks of the #AprilFool day, copying and reproducing is an offence which attracts the attention of the new GCFR-elect.

augster:
someone pls shoot this guy...hehehe

Honestly true

augster:
You should have supported kowa or hope...hehehe

After 2019

Pr0ton:
[size=20]Attention[/size]

Horpeyemmi66 Bhuumhite Cassyrooy Pes13 Funkysilver DrHost Dsurgeon Ogunsinamayowa P0lymath Cutebumzy Treasuregr8 MokinJay T33jay007 and co.

University of Ibadan has announced post UTME registration to commence on the 28th of April! CLICK HERE for details!

Hahaha!

collozzuz:
Na just 258... How abt yhu bro

I just managed 250 o.

Cutebumzy:
hmm sowi abt their loss nd pls dnt b devastated it wz meant to apen

Yeah! Thank you babe, i'll try to avoid anyother heartbreaks in subsequent elections in years to come.

FrancisTony:
Indeed they got it.
We shall know, soon. It's too early now.

Cant say nothing more or less, well deserved triumph.

GetOvaMe:
ah ah! Na Private?
Twenty one thousand..... :O

FOR WHAT??

It's too damn expensive.

Thought twas Five thousand..

Except u mean for the whole 4years.

Haba! Na UBE?

FrancisTony:
Nigeria isn't a place to be a partisan of any Political party.

Support the man that tickles your fancy. Be liberal...

The party select their best to compete, without parties there is no platform for aspirants to charismatically influence the electorates to sway acceptance of political ideas and philosophies. APC got that.

I officially announce my porting from The PDP to The APC, I wish them well in future and subsequent elections.*after 16years, shading tears of both pain and pleasure*

To President Jonathan, i wish you well as you leave office, and more other career not related to politics*you grossly flunked at politiking*

and The PDP, i pray your endeavours be blessed in the future.*16years no be beans*


To Rtd. Gen. M. Buhari congratulations and,

my advice, return our*i didn't vote though* votes with good governance and trasparency.

#TeamElectoratesDecides
#TeamAPC
#TeamNigeriaWins

I officially announce my porting from The PDP to The APC, I wish them well in future and subsequent elections.

President Jonathan, i wish you well as you leave office,

and The PDP, i pray your endeavours be blessed in the future.


To Rtd. Gen. M. Buhari congratulations and,

my advice, return our*i didn't vote though* votes with good governance and trasparency.

After this elections, if Asare Dokubo make noise..... OYO for him.

Cutebumzy:
re u a pdp supporter

I was, but i'm now standing on the cross-road between Mecca and Jerusalem/Rome.



#TeamINEC

FrancisTony:
Cry? Una no get work?

You reach here,

Cutebumzy:
hmm I think i'll b fyn with pol sci

Ok.


I'm just devastated by the traumatic shocker both APC and PDP are pulling/polling, chai! The acute and grossly massive defeats inflicted by the competing sides is a realization that 'THINGS FELL APART' for PDP.

We have a new party and leader elect, Buhari/Osinbanjo and the APC revolutionarists!

Cutebumzy:
ok its nyc u sticking with sociology y would I want 2 do coc

Haha, just asking, i wouldn't know but funny i think you'd be fine there.


This elections result in grounding and halting me.

treasuregr8:
Na dem knw jare. 4 me, so lng am concerned, I'm already a student of UI

Amen! This year o!

Cutebumzy:
it wz jst dere so u nt doin d coc again ryt

Um! I.. I... I think i'm gonna stay in Sociology.

I fancied and winked at the COC idea, but i cant change 'cos the passion and fire in me always beat and flare at the thought of Sociology*winks#

I'm stucked with it.

Are gonna be changing?
There's available rooms in Sociology...

Cutebumzy:
hey hw u

Dear i'm fine, how was your week and night?





#eyesrightforsociology

Pr0ton:
Alright Bro. Noted.

Thanks!






Treasuregr8,
GetOvaMe,
T33jay007,
Cutebumzy
Kingj18

I dey hail!

Dunsin89:
Good morning friends, with the current ugly outturn of events that snap every passing day in this country, it becomes highly important that we conduct ourselves orderly and cautiously. Remember Dead men tell no tales. May we all live long to achieve our desired dreams. AMEN

Atleast someone is non-partisan

Does our opinion really matter now?



GOODMORNING, AND HAPPY SUNDAY.


#eyesrightforsociology

cassyrooy:
Bros, lets not derail with Naija politics here, i love my country, i Live in the North, i want to study in the West while i hailed from the East, is that sentimental?

Pr0ton:
Lol. You are my first Northern 'friend'
So I should treat you special, huh

I see you Prof. Horpeyemmi66.. I love your write-up!

cassyrooy:
You owe an apology for placing a wrong tag about me. Go through the post again and correct yourself.

Pr0ton:
Northerner?? I thought you said you live in the North. Oh I'm sorry for concluding so fast and, probably, wrongly.

So you are what, Bro?

Living in the North can never make me a Northerner.


I'm Igbo, please always try to keep that in mind.

Pr0ton:
Lol. You are my first Northern 'friend'
So I should treat you special, huh

I see you Prof. Horpeyemmi66.. I love your write-up!

You owe an apology for placing a wrong tag about me. Go through the post again and correct yourself.