₦airaland Forum

ogunsinamayowa:
what about me, myself, that cannot construct a single sentence in english?

you want me to be deaf and dumb like a pupil whom his class teacher prohibite the speaking of vanacular? and if i decided to use my hand as a substitution for utterances, you would not understand me, because you could not see me from my table where i typed these string of sentences.


all is well bro. i agree with you. this thread is nigeria-like base on its compass. the official language is english. so, every member from the desert of north like cassyrooy; treasure8 from the creek of east and yorubas from forest of igbo i wo could understand every contribution!

precious001:
Lol...what did I do for you na?

precious001:
How much fun is the whatsapp group?

vickerz:
add me on the whatsapp now
09032847461

precious001:
You too ehn! Lol...not my fault o We've been bearing with you since you started posting

treasuregr8:
ka nnukwia! lol

precious001:
Yes o

precious001:
Guy why are you leaving us out of the discussion? You know we don't understand your language

precious001:
Guy why are you leaving us out of the discussion? You know we don't understand your language

lalasticlala:
A 24-year-old water vendor, Dauda Idris, has impregnated identical twin sisters Stella and Stellamaris, aged 20.
The incident occurred in Kwamba Primary School area in Suleja, where the twin sisters live with parents and a brother while Idris often stayed with other water vendors for service in the same area.

Blueprint gathered that when the news were reviewed to Dauda by the twin sisters that they were pregnant, Idris break down and lament in the sight of crowd with shock, saying: “Oh my God I never knew both of you are twins, I have impregnated twin sisters”.

The twin sisters narrated how it all happened in six months.

“Right from our childhood days, my twin sister and I are used to playing pranks on people; our parents are no exception, especially our father. The interesting thing about us is that it is only our mother, who can tell us apart.

“As identical twin, we wear the same clothes, talk and walk the same way, wear the same hairstyle, in fact we do everything together both planned and unplanned.

“Some time back, I was sitting at the balcony when this handsome water vendor walked up to fill our reservouir with water.

“Immediately, I told Stellamaris about Idris. As weeks passed by, Idris and I became close friends, and then Stellamaris suggested that we play pranks on him since I didn’t tell him I was a twin.

“However, we agreed that we would not fall in love with him, not in the least, going to bed with him. 1
“This charade went on for about six months until the day I told Stellamaris that I was pregnant. 2

“While we were contemplating on whether I should have an abortion, Stellamaris also discovered she was pregnant. “God, how can two sisters be pregnant for the same man?”

“My mother found out that we were both pregnant. She asked us who was responsible for our pregnancy as abortion was out of the way.Stella added saying “I could not tell her the whole truth but promised to take her to the house of the man responsible”.



http://www.blueprint.ng/2015/04/10/water-vendor-impregnates-twin-sisters-in-suleja/

treasuregr8:
lol OK. icheharigo?

Bhuumhite:
hw duyu do?..and hw prep?

treasuregr8:
no. not yet

what's your fb id ?

Akejuolusegun:
. Haaaaa !!! Ogbeni nah Cain u won chop !!! I go bring them come ui .

horpeyemmi66:
Cool!, I even know the meaning of Ojoko now...and it means Plantain.


Source: #AfricaMagicepic

misspresident:
is this subject combination good for geography eng, econs, govt and crs i don't want to make a mistake

treasuregr8:
lol no doubt, cassyrooy gave you some weed...



na joke o


BTW it's been awhile

dupre:
wow, jst change frm psychology 2 sociology 2day because i didnt do biology in jamb

Pr0ton:
Hehe. I don miss cake and party sha

ap-bof-day

treasuregr8:
on a low-key

misspresident:
these are the courses i saw under social science. economics, geography, political science, psychology and sociology.

FrancisTony:
Lol, UI didn't fall below my expectations.
I love that school die -hyperbole - but I really don't want to travel again... I'm darn tired

1) They have got the best serene environments and beautifully designed buildings.

2) Airconditioned lecture halls and sound lecturers. UI has the highest number of lecturers

3) Best hostels - four people in a room unlike other schools; and nice cafeteria that sells food at a cheaper price.
And many more.

I love their undergraduates because they don't boast and stroke their egos on Nairaland like this three useless schools do.

- UNIBEN; useless over-rated school with their undergraduates feeling funky.

- OAU; over-rated public school living on past glory with tattered buildings.

- UNILORIN; with over bloated ego. Far from better nur be only better by far.

Cutebumzy:
lol fyn urs?

horpeyemmi66:
Biko! E gim chukwu na'ayo!...

I only know Biko: Please and Chukwu: God...watabout d other two??

I wish I could create a Weed Smoking Competition??

Akejuolusegun:
Hello brothers and brotherses , sisters and sisterses.
Ui post utme for is out ooooooooooh





















Sorry in my dream

treasuregr8:
wow it's been a long time with y'all, what's the latest news? @ cassyrooy, pr0ton, cutebumzy etc.

olatunji21:
Definitely..Once a Uite always a Uite

olatunji21:
Boss wetin u dy tok?.. i never port oooo, i jst dy tel d guy my story for jamb hand

horpeyemmi66:
I don burn again!...But Cassyrooy him still taking Conc. WEED!, I just know it.






Seeping Hounourable, Honourably.

Pr0ton:
BURN again You go don bad gan niyen


cassyrooy is addicted to it. That guy no fit change. TB Joshua sef no go wan try to change ham.

Pr0ton:
Guy.. You don abandon your job that fast?










You still remember me?

I'm coming in... 09030910740

Hope there is enough weed..

I'm sure cassyrooy, horpeyemmi66 and augster go don spoil that place.



































It's well.