₦airaland Forum

ROZZAYY:
Pls don't find my Oga trouble ooo. Lol

laykorn:
Joseph, guy's just bored.
He needs something to play with.
Abeg understand am.
Ayamlaykorn

ROZZAYY:
Oooh u mean u were doing d do b4 and after new year. Pics or? Hehehehhe

joseph1832:
Give reasons why its a lie. Tell me if you're there with me or how you came to know I am lying. I want facts, empirical evidence not whimsical comments.

ROZZAYY:
Am not mean o. We just playing

joseph1832:
How do you know I am lying?.

holatin:
hahahahaha *pillow smile *

holatin:
I kissed rozzayy in d dream

ROZZAYY:
Pours cold water on him

joseph1832:
I last thing I did in 2014 was shagging and the first thing I did in 2015 is shagging. Not that anything changed though.

Jimbadly:
Yea, a couple of times, but one really stands out. I had an experience with a bank staff that I can never forget. I usually went to a local branch of my bank for transactions, usually cash withdrawals. It so happened that one of the female cashiers started having the hots for me and apparently obtained my phone number through my particulars stored in their computer. Out of the blues I received a call from an unknown number one evening. The female voice on the other end told me her name and said she works at the bank and that I'd exchanged phone numbers with her that day. I played along, even though I never remembered exchanging numbers with any girl that day. That was the begining of a nightmare for me as the girl will call me numerous times a day and professing her undying love for me, how she finds me really attractive, cos of my tall frame, looks bla bla bla, and how she desires for us to be lovers. There was a day I came back and saw 87 missed calls from her! I sensed she had a really serious mental illness. All she talked about was sex, sex, sex... It was a really torrid experience with that girl. Guys should pray never to have an encounter with desperate ladies. They can make your life miserable.

blessedvisky:
mine was too embarrassing!! There was this gal I was trying to impress in ma dept. she had this annoying best friend who was always shielding her from me. so after an exam one day, I was answering the questions she was asking me and I started feeling like a boss. then the best friend opened her note and showed the gal that most of my answers were wrong!!!!! na so dem con dey laff me :-(

HARDDON:
May d saints do chelsyte anoda round .

Saints all u need do, is remind dem of Newcastle

html14java:
Chelsea signed Moses,
Arsenal has Aaron,
City signed Jesus,
Man Utd has an Angel.
The EPL is looking biblical.
Liverpool still think it's a video game so they signed Mario

Crocz:
I always avoid slaughtering chicken when I was younger, I mean why can't mom just kill it in market or buy frozen chicken instead?..I always ask. So my elder bros does the job.


On new year some good years back, my bros and cousins piled pressure on me and I wanted to prove to 'em I can do it...they gave me knife and off I go!..my hand shivering, heart pounding like an olympic runner..held the head of the chicken, my grip alone killed d chicken and I didn't even know when I cut the head off completely...lolz

Then comes the second chicken, held it head gently and slaughter...trying to be gentle this time, I didn't realise I didn't slice its throat...as I let it go, the chicken started chasing me...I ran ehn!..that particular time, I was gonna beat Hussein Bolt

Since that day, I gave up!

enomasly:
oh common give me a break

enomasly:
you call hypnosis evil?