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nkpommpko:
why? Because I talk true? So if he does that will that turn me into a frog?

This kind of derailing nonsense on one of the 'most educative' thread. Unless you are a Choosen, Deeper Life or MFM

Here in Vladivostok, Russia, i'm the only black guy that can withstand the cold. And there are more babes than the dudes living here. Do i need to woo them? Hell no. I just where shirts with 'I AM LONELY' written on it and a red heart on it. You go see where Russians dey kick against Racism.

nkpommpko:
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX,
Yes!!! Don't just complain read this
»»END TIME INDEED!!!
The devil has released his demons to
destroy more souls!!! Please take ur time 2
go through dis message cos its very
important who knows u might save a life.
(I just got this from a male contact I don't
know if its true but prevention is always
better than cure) "BlackSea Angel" is said
to be a Female Bloody Cult originating 4rm
Caribbean Island. Most of their members
are half-cast or black young ladies
between d ages of 18 to 28yrs old. They
have been sent to west African countries
particularly Nigeria, they are here; already
operating especially at night in major cities
of Nigeria (particularly Lagos, Abuja, Port-
Hacourt, Kaduna, Kano, Calabar who knows
where again).
They initiate Nigerian girls by making
friends with them, sharing gifts and lots of
money...in pretence of being generous.
Their method is to touch their victims with
either a silver or golden ring on their
finger, then come back to torment them in
their dreams and afterwards transfer their
souls to the sea demons.
They seduce Nigerian men both young and
old. They have sex with them and when
they do, they will want to be on top with
prolong kisses as they carry out their
silent, wicked and inauspicious rituals on
the unsuspecting man so as to use their
spirits for their blood sacrifice.
Pls warn ur husbands, sisters, brothers,
family members as well as your
neighbours. Beware of strangers who
quickly want to be your friends and would
gladly want to jump into bed with u.
Already, they have a lounge in Abuja where
they lure innocent girls into lesbianism and
in the process, trade their destinies with
gifts of cash and good living.
PARENTS PLEASE!!! *WARN YOUR CHILDREN
FROM ACCEPTING GIFTS FROM STRANGE
FRIENDS!!!
Beware! Pass this message to save others
who might be ignorant of this demonic
invasion!!! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR
GENERATION. Whatsapp 07031994508, counter it with polished natural gemstone spiritual remedies. NOW!

If Seun no deactivate your account, then even the Laws here in Nairaland needs revision and modification.

shymexx:
Darn! He might as well return back in there, to spend the rest of his life.

He won't be able to connect with the world again, to be honest.

I don't think that would be neccessary, he has history to create by becoming the most wealthy freed prisoner. Just that Nigeria... *shuts mouth*

samflexxy:
Injustice that man should be giving a job a house two cars 50million and a wife

O make that

2 wifes

You forgot to add Tax-free living till death.

Bridgetown:
Do the needful

And that's?

Lawsuit one way except in Nigeria, i'll just walk away. Drop yours. Merci

A man who has spent nearly
forty years in prison after being
convicted of murder is expected
to be freed on Friday after a
witness confessed that he lied as
a boy when he told jurors that he
saw the deadly attack.
Ricky Jackson had been seeking
a new trial and sobbed loudly
with his face in his hands as
prosecutors dismissed his case
Tuesday, The Plain
Dealer reported.
“I can’t believe this is over,”
Jackson, 57, said, thanking his
supporters and his attorneys
from the Ohio Innocence Project.
Jackson has been imprisoned for
39 years, serving a life sentence
for aggravated murder and other
charges, according to state
prison records. He is expected to
be released as soon as the
paperwork is finished.
Cuyahoga County Prosecutor
Timothy McGinty said the case fell
apart after witness Eddie Vernon
recanted. Vernon said he had
been fed details of the crime by
police and kept quiet about his
lies because investigators had
threatened to imprison his
parents.
Vernon was 12 when he accused
Jackson and two brothers in the
May 1975 killing of a money-
order collector who authorities
said was beaten, shot and
attacked with acid as he walked
near a grocery store. No evidence
connected the defendants to the
crime, but all three were
convicted by juries.
This week, Vernon told a judge
he was trying to please others
when he provided a false story
based on information from a
friend and police who fed him
details, creating a web of lies that
helped convict Jackson and the
other men. He said he gave
authorities the names of the
three men because he thought
he was doing the right thing. www.fadoflow.com/man-wrongly-convicted-of-murder-to-be-freed-after-serving-39-years/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
Whats your take or reactions on this if you were or knows the victim?

Bukkiminat:
nop sir...i gained admission this year...team #pharmacy

Hmmm! That pharmacy na die oh!(meant there cut-off).

Nattygeneral:
jossy4luv howfar?? move muscle to ur elbow as you prepare dis 2015/2016 sets. Woud Also Try To Help Out Tho!.

You Guys Should Just Start Reading, Get The Right Combo For Your Preferred Course & Start Reading. Your Target Is To Make Atleast 200 In JAMB. Anything Below That; Then Your UI Dream Is So A Waste...

Roger that. Copy over. Check!. Started killin and absorbing my books. Sociology @UI.

My favourite cartoons are
1. Ballistic Why Arsenal signed Ozil
2. GEJ on Facebook*forgot the actual name* where Mark Zuckerberg personally call Mr. Jona to delete his account because the curses*in PEJ 'COURSES'* raining on him by Nigerian is too much.

Evina:
Lol, I know I noticed I had multiple posts and was trying to delete em..

Yeah later saw your other comments and you were really there.

EroticAngelina:
oh dear.. love is a beauriful thing
just look into his eyes, hold his hands n tell him all what ur telling us now, here tell him how much u miss him, how much u long for his touch.. buy him gifts, surprise him with his favorite food, deliciously cooked one day give him small kisses all over his face, its not every time he will be organizing n taking u on dates, sometimes u take him on dates too, if u have the money pay him surprise visits to where ever he is dance or sing for him if u can... just put on a sweet love or party song when u two are alone, n dance for him I use to dance for my bf whenever he came visiting, n he loved it
u can cuddle with him while watching a movie u can give him a massage.. etc
there are millions of ways u can express it love for him
u can read him a love poem etc.

You know i didn't read all thes sh!ts u posted but i also know they made sense!

sKeetz:
Fvck that abstinence shît and give him that punny

My guy ur P.C they there

Evina:
..

All you've got to say? You're better than that Evi.

Taiwo20:
i wouldn't like a scratch, inscription or even stickers on my primera. Likewise, i prefer logoless clothes let alone tattoo.

Just living plain huh? Is the heart and mind plain?

chlowi:
In respect to the caging well, I waited tilli got my admission into uni!!! I just wonder why parents think that is the best way to raise the girl child!!! In truth, just. Like your story, it stops nothing as a matter of fact, it would only gear up curiosity...

Observin you. Please apply at UI, Sociology. Would love to shell ur nuts

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My sim 2(one year old ) slamed with 100mb still waiting on sim 1(this one don old like Äccient)

1. What Is A Fart, Exactly?
Farts are caused by trapped air, which can come from many sources. Some of it is air that we have swallowed while chewing or drinking. Some air is caused by gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, and some gas is produced by chemical reactions in our intestines or bacteria living in our guts. A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink. Farts make a sound when they escape due to the vibrations of the rectum. The loudness may vary depending on how much pressure is behind the gas, as well as the tightness of the sphincter muscles. www.oddee.com/item_98612.aspx

2. Why Do Farts Smell Bad?
The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls!

3. People Pass Gas About 14 Times Per Day
The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men. If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.

4. Farts Have Been Clocked At A Speed Of 10 Feet Per Second.
Though farts come out with varying velocities, we don't typically smell them for about 10-15 seconds after letting them rip. This is because it takes that long for the odor to reach your nostrils.

5. Holding Farts In Could Be Bad For Your Health
Doctors disagree on whether or not holding in a fart is bad for your health. Some experts think that farts are a natural part of your digestive system, so holding them in won't harm you. Others think that at best, holding them in can cause gas, bloating, and other uncomfortable symptoms, and at worst, repressing gas can cause hemorrhoids or a distended bowel.