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The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has discovered a major error on all Registrations so far, and has finally resolved to cancel the 2017 UTME, slated to hold from 6th May.

The decision was reached in the early hours of today, after it was detected that the PASSPORTS of candidates were omitted by a system virus while registration data was being uploaded since 20th March, 2017.
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All efforts to recover uploaded passports proved futile, thereby resolving to cancel Registrations for the 2017 UTME entirely.

All candidates are by this notice, expected to note the following;

1. #NaJokeBeThis
2. #TodayIs1stApril
3. #AprilFoolsDay
4. #YouThoughtWeForgot

Optimist1998:
Force on a current carrying conductor
Two long parallel wires X and Y carry currents 3A and 5A respectively. If the force experienced per unit length by X is 5 x 10-5N, the force per unit length experienced by wire Y
A. 3 x 10-5N
B. 3 x 10-6N
C. 5 x 10-4N
D. 5 x 10-5N

D is the answer
Newton's third law. But I Use the formula for the magnetic force between two current carrying conductors and the left hand rule for the direction of the force

I am asking o

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has discovered a major error on all Registrations so far, and has finally resolved to cancel the 2017 UTME, slated to hold from 6th May.

The decision was reached in the early hours of today, after it was detected that the PASSPORTS of candidates were omitted by a system virus while registration data was being uploaded since 20th March, 2017.
.
....
All efforts to recover uploaded passports proved futile, thereby resolving to cancel Registrations for the 2017 UTME entirely.

All candidates are by this notice, expected to note the following;

1. #NaJokeBeThis
2. #TodayIs1stApril
3. #AprilFoolsDay
4. #YouThoughtWeForgot?

Are these varsities accredited The 12 New Federal Universities Includes:
1. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY,OYE EKITI
2. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY DUTSE, JIGAWA STATE ,
3. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY BIRNIN KEBBI
4. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY DUTSENMA, KATSINA STATE
5. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY GASHUA, YOBE STATE.
6. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY GUSAU, ZAMFARA STATE.
7. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY LAFIA, NASARAWA STATE
8. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY LOKOJA.
9. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY KASHERE, GOMBE STATE.
10. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY NDIFU-ALIKE, EBONYI STATE.
11. FEDRAL UNIVERSITY OTUOKE, BAYELSA STATE.
12. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY WUKARI, TARABA STATE

And I guessed that answer o. B

Art students this is for u https://www.nairaland.com/3716524/utme-arts-commercial-jambites-come

All arts students, this thread is for you... Ask your questions and don't cheat cus 75% of the questions here may appear

Happy new month pals

Wow

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

why is it at the jokes section

Have you been to the school before..... How well are the placed in your own personal ranking..... How is the environment..

Let's get ready here https://www.nairaland.com/3704873/utme-jambites-come-here-lets

https://www.nairaland.com/3704873/utme-jambites-come-here-lets/5#55141386
Lets practice here

Guys this the thread https://www.nairaland.com/3704873/utme-jambites-come-here-lets/5#55141386

wealthinfos:
I beg o..na only physics students dey here so? what of Govt., Use of eng., literature and commerce pple?

i beg add me up on 2017 jamb whatsapp groyp: 07063249904

Please there is no whatsapp group

where lagoon dey sef

Nuel25846:
If the load at the end of a sonometer
wire is immersed in a bucket of
water, the original fundamental
frequency of the wire could be
restored by
A. decrease the length of the wire B. increasing the length of the wire
C. increasing the mass per unit length
of the wire
D. changing the temperature of the
wire
I would go with A.

I will go with b

Is it from past question

jephthal:
I think it may be B ,cos a few fishes and reptiles and practically all mammal are viviparous.

but we are not looking at "some" Pisces or reptiles. Now??

Aphid produces young ones alive without mating..... So its aphid

See question o... I go slap person o..

Which of the following statements about protoplasm of a cell is not correct? It

A. irony
B. euphemism
C. none of the above
D. meterphor.

Explain your answer

Donpre:
funny enough, we almost ended up in the same school. Last minute change of heart tilted me the path of uniport

wish ya success bro

Why the change of heart wish u success too

Donpre:
Same bro... which uni?

unizik

Its D... The speed of light is greater in y because of the refractive index of y

Donpre:
I'm also totally against the WhatsApp idea, the inefficiency of WhatsApp groups cannot be overemphasized

What are u applying for... Mine is med%surg

emperor272:
why not let us create WhatsApp group.. for science students only

WhatsApp won't Favour us

Although its confusing when choosing the answer

State/nature of the diffusing substance; molecules in gaseous state diffuse faster than those in liquids or solid states/molecule in solid state diffuse slower than those of liquid and gas.