Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 12:26pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has discovered a major error on all Registrations so far, and has finally resolved to cancel the 2017 UTME, slated to hold from 6th May.
The decision was reached in the early hours of today, after it was detected that the PASSPORTS of candidates were omitted by a system virus while registration data was being uploaded since 20th March, 2017. . .... All efforts to recover uploaded passports proved futile, thereby resolving to cancel Registrations for the 2017 UTME entirely.
All candidates are by this notice, expected to note the following;
1. #NaJokeBeThis 2. #TodayIs1stApril 3. #AprilFoolsDay 4. #YouThoughtWeForgot |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 11:36am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Optimist1998: Force on a current carrying conductor Two long parallel wires X and Y carry currents 3A and 5A respectively. If the force experienced per unit length by X is 5 x 10-5N, the force per unit length experienced by wire Y A. 3 x 10-5N B. 3 x 10-6N C. 5 x 10-4N D. 5 x 10-5N D is the answer Newton's third law. But I Use the formula for the magnetic force between two current carrying conductors and the left hand rule for the direction of the force |
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by castrokiller(m): 10:41am On Apr 01, 2017 |
I am asking o |
Education › Official: JAMB Finally Cancels Registrations For 2017 UTME by castrokiller(op): 10:39am On Apr 01, 2017 |
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has discovered a major error on all Registrations so far, and has finally resolved to cancel the 2017 UTME, slated to hold from 6th May.
The decision was reached in the early hours of today, after it was detected that the PASSPORTS of candidates were omitted by a system virus while registration data was being uploaded since 20th March, 2017. . .... All efforts to recover uploaded passports proved futile, thereby resolving to cancel Registrations for the 2017 UTME entirely.
All candidates are by this notice, expected to note the following;
1. #NaJokeBeThis 2. #TodayIs1stApril 3. #AprilFoolsDay 4. #YouThoughtWeForgot? |
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by castrokiller(m): 9:20am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Are these varsities accredited The 12 New Federal Universities Includes: 1. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY,OYE EKITI 2. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY DUTSE, JIGAWA STATE , 3. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY BIRNIN KEBBI 4. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY DUTSENMA, KATSINA STATE 5. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY GASHUA, YOBE STATE. 6. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY GUSAU, ZAMFARA STATE. 7. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY LAFIA, NASARAWA STATE 8. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY LOKOJA. 9. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY KASHERE, GOMBE STATE. 10. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY NDIFU-ALIKE, EBONYI STATE. 11. FEDRAL UNIVERSITY OTUOKE, BAYELSA STATE. 12. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY WUKARI, TARABA STATE |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 9:13am On Apr 01, 2017 |
And I guessed that answer o. B |
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Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 7:50am On Apr 01, 2017 |
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Education › UTME: Arts And Commercial Jambites, Come In Here Lets Get Prepared.... by castrokiller(op): 7:49am On Apr 01, 2017 |
All arts students, this thread is for you... Ask your questions and don't cheat cus 75% of the questions here may appear |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 7:44am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Happy new month pals |
Forum Games › Re: Stroop Test – Test Your Mental Vitality And Flexibility by castrokiller(m): 7:02am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Wow |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by castrokiller(m): 11:34pm On Mar 31, 2017*. Modified: 6:01am On Apr 01, 2017 |
DDeliverer: I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section. It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.
Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).
After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.
He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.
To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.
Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.
I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.
God bless seun God bless lalasticla.la God bless nairaland
I love you all. Thanks.
Cc 9ja has finished me crew why is it at the jokes section |
Education › Re: Gombe State University Medical Aspirants by castrokiller(m): 10:14pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Have you been to the school before..... How well are the placed in your own personal ranking..... How is the environment.. |
Education › Re: What Issues Are You Facing With 2017 Jamb Registration? by castrokiller(m): 10:10pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
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Education › Re: JAMB; See The Crowd Waiting For Pin From Bank by castrokiller(m): 8:01pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
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Education › Re: Jamb 2 by castrokiller(m): 7:59pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
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Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 7:57pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
wealthinfos: I beg o..na only physics students dey here so? what of Govt., Use of eng., literature and commerce pple?
i beg add me up on 2017 jamb whatsapp groyp: 07063249904 Please there is no whatsapp group |
Education › Re: UNIPORT's Best Student Of Pediatrics Receives Her N250 Prize Money After 2 Years by castrokiller(m): 7:01pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
where lagoon dey sef |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 11:35am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Nuel25846: If the load at the end of a sonometer wire is immersed in a bucket of water, the original fundamental frequency of the wire could be restored by A. decrease the length of the wire B. increasing the length of the wire C. increasing the mass per unit length of the wire D. changing the temperature of the wire I would go with A. I will go with b |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 9:03am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Is it from past question |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 8:27am On Mar 31, 2017 |
jephthal: I think it may be B ,cos a few fishes and reptiles and practically all mammal are viviparous. but we are not looking at "some" Pisces or reptiles. Now?? |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 8:13am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Aphid produces young ones alive without mating..... So its aphid |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 8:55pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
See question o... I go slap person o..
Which of the following statements about protoplasm of a cell is not correct? It
A. irony B. euphemism C. none of the above D. meterphor.
Explain your answer |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 8:24pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
Donpre: funny enough, we almost ended up in the same school. Last minute change of heart tilted me the path of uniport
wish ya success bro Why the change of heart wish u success too |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
Donpre: Same bro... which uni? unizik |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 11:49am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Its D... The speed of light is greater in y because of the refractive index of y |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 11:28am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Donpre: I'm also totally against the WhatsApp idea, the inefficiency of WhatsApp groups cannot be overemphasized What are u applying for... Mine is med%surg |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 11:07am On Mar 30, 2017 |
emperor272: why not let us create WhatsApp group.. for science students only WhatsApp won't Favour us |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 9:28am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Although its confusing when choosing the answer |
Education › Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(op): 9:25am On Mar 30, 2017 |
State/nature of the diffusing substance; molecules in gaseous state diffuse faster than those in liquids or solid states/molecule in solid state diffuse slower than those of liquid and gas. |