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caseless: *sacks her*

Ishsoph: Dont worry it'll master you
You'll turn out to be the woman after her hubby's heart
Inugo..?

Ishsoph: You say..?
Make I hear say...!

Ishsoph: Nne dont worry, they're teaching you the essence of womanhood
iga eji bie na be di gi, oh?

caseless: it is even more heart wrenching 2 see d-explorer(david livingstone), the progenitor of this challenge and eze-promoe(kpomo eziofia), d organiser/driver of dis event wooing a lady in absentia....sms(shrug my shoulder)!
*cries* cathaliya take care of ayobase 4 me

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Extended Version of the Wooing Challenge Season 4! [/color]

ayobase: what happenened to this one....he missed his period or what?

U can simply beggingly ask to be wooed!

Ishsoph: Nne m, isala chi..?
Hope u slept well sha

ayobase: Pls, melt my heart...melt and mould it to ur taste pls!

SeunPlus: Da fuq
Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to Seun what belongs to Seun.
I caught you today, you must drop my own line before going to bed o

caseless: gud9t! i;l be here tomorrow....insha Allahu.

SeunPlus: Maturity
Ubiquitous
Knowledgeable
Interesting
Natural
Astute

All equals to MUKINA

Eze Promoe, where da hell is mine

spikes C: ayobase, of all people

spikes C:

Ishsoph: I only read scriptural epistles nwanyioma.

ayobase: People, I started knowing Dyt from this thread, "https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable"

From there I started compiling her attributes....

She is adventurous, open-minded, beautiful, priceless, funny, natural, loving, caring, sophisticated, wonderful......hmmmm, let me stop there, I don't wanna make someone jealous!

But, she could be so sophisticated (complex) sometimes, but I do know what to do.

Even D-exp said a bit of my heart about her;

"......of knowing how wonderful you are, the beauty of your personality, your charming presence, sealed by your soft heart. It was a privilege i got close........."

She indeed has those qualities. I do so much appreciate them, but they are never the reasons why I fell in love with this woman here. Its UNCONDITIONAL and SOOO DEEP. I grew into loving her, and I'm still growing!

She also did confess my confession about love;

"For me
Its LOVE
When there's love
U have everything
Love is God
Love is life
Love is patient
Love is me n you
Love is us, regardless of race,height,colour,religion,sex, anyth"

But, my problem is that sometimes.....

I could be angry.
I could be sad.
I could be very lonely.
I could be so annoying.
I could be so bitter.

....WITHOUT a THOUGHT of her.

And on a very good and promising day.....

I could be so pleasing.
I could be so happy.
I could be so strong.
I could be so friendly.
I could be so loving.

....WITH JUST a THOUGHT of this beautiful, wonderful and should-I-say-yes-to-him-after-this-epistle woman.

If my EVERYDAY is gonna ALWAYS be promising with JUST a mere THOUGHT of her, then what is her PRESENCE gonna bring into my life?

With her PRESENCE, then....

I WILL be the happiest man.
I WILL be the most caring man.
I WILL be the strongest man.
I WILL be the most enthusiastic man.
I WILL be the most friendly man
I WILL be the most loving man.

A woman needs not to struggle when she is pleasing to her man.

#facing Dyt now#

Dyt, you are the only THIN LINE between 'OUR' COULD and WILL.

Life COULD be so meaningless to me WITHOUT a THOUGHT of you baby. I want it to be MORE meaningful with ur PRESENCE in my life.

Dyt, it hurts so much when no one can share my view of how much I LOVE YOU. It is so deep within. You can't fathom it, even words can't solidly express it.

I don't mind the opportunity-cost to having you, cos you have always right from the beginning.

#On his knee, and looking up into her eyes while he holds her hands#

Please Dyt, can we do this....can u give me the ONE chance to prove and reciprocate what your PRESENCE is gonna bring into my life?

Please, I want u to be the only sim in my phone!

Don't take that too serious, just wanna see u smile.

Oooh, your soothing, re-assuring and magical voice uttering; "Good night and sweet dreams darling.....I Love You" and "Good morning darling....do have a great day ahead......I Love You" is okay to take cater for my inactive and active moments till the end of time with you.

Dyt, pls be mine.

I promise to always be there for you and to always make you happy!

The question is are you gonna be happy with me till the end of time?

If you are not....hmmmmm, then say NO, cos I want you to be ALWAYS happy/fulfilled with me or without me!

Left for me Dyt, I prefer to have ur PRESENCE, so that I can retain the THOUGHT!




#which one do u still prefer, the Murano or MDX?"

In Banky W voice...#would you be my lover...yes no yes no yes........ejikelele, ehn ehn ehn.........#




I wanted changing the Dyts to Cathaliyas, but realised u aint a photocopy.....I'm working on u!

Ishsoph: Nne m, did you read those epistles?

ayobase: Who talk sey I dey write newspaper, abi na novel the guy call am sef?

Br3nd4: **Grabs fork and knife** Sis wey the Knuckle abeg? I hear sey the meat sweet die