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Ishsoph: What a disapointment! Here I was telling myself that today will be far better than bored ysterday own. Mtchwww! Am gud my baby sis, hope u hard a great day with rice and chicken jare

playdude: You just dey open teeth since morning or u swallow laffing gas.....kidding anyway....
Sey dem don who u or u being unwooed?

playdude: Ohh, MTN is just like this yeye organisers too, ineffiecient and sucks big time.. Pele. Ndo..Lolz

caseless: hahahah....i'm a man with tha voice of a man. forget that cassey wey de sing, na my own make sense pass.

xynerise: You just dey misyarn since you register. If u no sabi talk just chew gum and shatap.

Ishsoph: Wow an unrepentant latecomer I am. Cathiliya and Caracta could any of u be a darling and update me pls. Who has won so far. Cannot go back now abeg.

Br3nd4:

xynerise: *slaps her tongue*

ayobase: Damn!
He just stole my line!

caseless: *drags to my 'xquisite' bedroom in rich-man's style to punish her for insulting my person*

Crown Prince: Its Saturday....

Graciously, the hours has ticked ever so slowly,my inquisitive mind craves your sexy presence. As you majestically join the crowd of viewers on the woo thread anticipating, waiting for me to push out the lyrical notes and rhymes, hoping I don't disappoint you and praying I make this day special. I want to announce to you I have kept the faith. I have come to make you infinite worthy and desired.

Regardless of people's opinion, you are one generous and acceptable lady here, a precious ornament crafted by the maker. Indeed you are an embodiment of beauty and splendour. Though you and I never met before but the euphoria of ecstasy is amazingly overwhelming. I see our souls connected in one, permanently together and submerged in the ocean of love. Each time, every time, I feel your presence up close and personal with that sudden rush of feelings like air sucked away from my lungs. Honestly you have emotionally stripped me na*ked.


Emphatically, you ran through me like an unsung melody, rushing my poetic soul into authentic stanzas created just for you. I have admired you, I have taken into cognisance your distinguished nature and everything about you showcases a lady of unique virtue, a quintessential enigma, a pivot, beckons of hope and undoubtedly a lady of character and temperance. Your candour has made me have faith in women folks and I'm greatly awed by your online personality. Your posts are matured, you don't e-fight and every one is a friend.


Every guy desires you, Mynd has spotted out your sterling quality and flawless personality, Obinoscopy has enthused that if not for the fact that he is engaged, you towered and dwarf all others in his preference. Crown prince is on the look out for a ''crown jewel'' and I must confess I don't need to see your face, complexion neither height to truly fall in love blindly. My desire for you is limitless, unrivalled and can never be measured. Each time I think about you, the electricity in the air consumes every morsel of my body, you ran through me exotically like you read me like a book.


Desire has held me captive. Your enthralling personality has became a spellbound for me. Honestly, I have been re-awakend by the distinguished nature/temperance you exhibits and the realisation that you are a rare specie to be adored and cherished. I humbly pledged to guarantee your happiness forever.


Interestingly, this day, I crave for your LOVE. I have adore, cherish, crush and desired you un-noticing but this day, this night, and on nairaland, I'd decide to reply that intense feelings to your delight and fantasy. Out of millions, I have decided to seek your LOVE hoping you say YES to my advances. Advances cemented on true love and commitment. My lady, here lies the moment, the moment of Suspense, ecstasy,passion and prove of LoVE; will you be my love? My feelings and quest is one propelled by the fact that ''I can't let a value'' slip away.


Enjoy every bit of my sincere words to you guaranteed in TRUST and COMMITMENT. Ponder on this fact:''I can't remember my life before now and I don't want to have a life without you. My angel, if loving you is wrong, I refuse to be right.

Dyt: Very much
Grab his head while I grab his crotch
He must know today today

dopeJemi: [b]
I'lL aLways be by ur side and be with u tru d Hard times, D sad times and of course d good times

Leave olofofo make dem talk, our love big pass dem

Over n over again, I'll tell u hau much I Love, cherish and adore U

Viva forever, I'lL aLways be here waiting 4 u Like d sun

Everytime I see ur moniker, my heart skips a beat, what av u done 2 me

You r d 1 I wanna spend d rest of my life with, d girL dat will bear my Last name, d girL I wanna show 2 d world, d girL I won't stop telling my friends about, d girL dat will carry my kids, d girL I wilL show 2 my parents and d girL I wanna marry

One of a kind, dats what u are

Under ur umbrelLa is where I wanna be

God knows d things I say r directLy 4rm my heart and true

Real Love is what I av 4 u and nothing can change dat

E no get one day wen I dey see u wen body no dey totori me

Everything abt just makes so much sense

DeviL sef know say our Love hot pass Im hell fire

I Love u die Like say 2moro no dey

Ever faithful I'll be, ever Lasting, our love will remain

Nau read d first Letter of each sentence straight down[/b]

dsypha: like seriously, I don't understand, would I be too harsh to say this competition was poorly planned?

Dyt: I dey wait for my wooers na
Shouting on CHUKXXY and AYOBASE

demelza: Abeg give them time to compose their lines. Sofry sofry!

Dyt: No lines still?
Abeg time dey go na
Me I wan slp
Oga ooo

Olajumokeibk: Not just 'shall' it will thru the spirit of imagination. Datzit gurl

Olajumokeibk: Love is blind my sister, I give up

Olajumokeibk: Wish My korean love, min ho oppa is here to woo me... Or any animated replica of his ??