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Br3nd4: ......if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Truckpusher: Na so life be na ....but you sef go sabi do aproko ooo...

Br3nd4: Yes o, my Son. . .

Dyt: Eze n D-explorer
Ur turn ooo
Don't keep us waiting

Dyt: No need stress ursef
She accepted u already

Ayo n Cathaliya

Dyt: LastApostle
Dey ur lane oooo

Dyt: Walahi I gree

Dyt: Ayo
She jst said YES

Truckpusher: Another deluded Mynd's blind supporter



Shebi you know say your oga congo meat they readily available for any bidder ,including cripples

ayobase: hmmmm, so no show for me 2nite!

thanks still!

Dyt: Bt he wants u
Pls don't say no

ayobase: Dyt WAS on my mind, not again......i didnt qualify D-exp with "jealous", but people viewing.

Dyt: Did u jst turn down my own very Ayo?
*frowns*

ayobase: we do not need a prophet again....shall we?

Ishsoph: Choi, make oringo no kii this my baby sis o! Nothing do u sha, enjoy!

Dyt: Who do I choose?
In as much as I liked both write ups, it softens me wen someone/people say who exactly I am
I hate to admit it
So on dis ground, I will say sorry guys
Non of u captured my hrt
Bt I owe u both lunch
*smiles*

ayobase: I still don't mind.....I love jokes!

ayobase: Do I have a chance with u in case Dyt turns me down?.....don't take it as matter of substitute.

ayobase: People, I started knowing Dyt from this thread, "https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable"

From there I started compiling her attributes....

She is adventurous, open-minded, beautiful, priceless, funny, natural, loving, caring, sophisticated, wonderful......hmmmm, let me stop there, I don't wanna make someone jealous!

But, she could be so sophisticated (complex) sometimes, but I do know what to do.

Even D-exp said a bit of my heart about her;

"......of knowing how wonderful you are, the beauty of your personality, your charming presence, sealed by your soft heart. It was a privilege i got close........."

She indeed has those qualities. I do so much appreciate them, but they are never the reasons why I fell in love with this woman here. Its UNCONDITIONAL and SOOO DEEP. I grew into loving her, and I'm still growing!

She also did confess my confession about love;

"For me
Its LOVE
When there's love
U have everything
Love is God
Love is life
Love is patient
Love is me n you
Love is us, regardless of race,height,colour,religion,sex, anyth"

But, my problem is that sometimes.....

I could be angry.
I could be sad.
I could be very lonely.
I could be so annoying.
I could be so bitter.

....WITHOUT a THOUGHT of her.

And on a very good and promising day.....

I could be so pleasing.
I could be so happy.
I could be so strong.
I could be so friendly.
I could be so loving.

....WITH JUST a THOUGHT of this beautiful, wonderful and should-I-say-yes-to-him-after-this-epistle woman.

If my EVERYDAY is gonna ALWAYS be promising with JUST a mere THOUGHT of her, then what is her PRESENCE gonna bring into my life?

With her PRESENCE, then....

I WILL be the happiest man.
I WILL be the most caring man.
I WILL be the strongest man.
I WILL be the most enthusiastic man.
I WILL be the most friendly man
I WILL be the most loving man.

A woman needs not to struggle when she is pleasing to her man.

#facing Dyt now#

Dyt, you are the only THIN LINE between 'OUR' COULD and WILL.

Life COULD be so meaningless to me WITHOUT a THOUGHT of you baby. I want it to be MORE meaningful with ur PRESENCE in my life.

Dyt, it hurts so much when no one can share my view of how much I LOVE YOU. It is so deep within. You can't fathom it, even words can't solidly express it.

I don't mind the opportunity-cost to having you, cos you have always right from the beginning.

#On his knee, and looking up into her eyes while he holds her hands#

Please Dyt, can we do this....can u give me the ONE chance to prove and reciprocate what your PRESENCE is gonna bring into my life?

Please, I want u to be the only sim in my phone!

Don't take that too serious, just wanna see u smile......

Oooh, your soothing, re-assuring and magical voice uttering; "Good night and sweet dreams darling.....I Love You" and "Good morning darling....do have a great day ahead......I Love You" is okay to take cater for my inactive and active moments till the end of time with you.

Dyt, pls be mine.

I promise to always be there for you and to always make you happy!

The question is are you gonna be happy with me till the end of time?

If you are not....hmmmmm, then say NO, cos I want you to be ALWAYS happy/fulfilled with me or without me!

Left for me Dyt, I prefer to have ur PRESENCE, so that I can retain the THOUGHT!




#which one do u still prefer, the Murano or MDX?"

In Banky W voice...#would you be my lover...yes no yes no yes........ejikelele, ehn ehn ehn.........#

playdude: Wait, wait, wait, i don't get this?
Someone might actually fall in love?
Lolz, u had high expectations from those guys, they couldn't live up.
Now if i'm to woo lady A, and lady B falls for my line, how do u reconcile that? Guess u shoulp PM me for breathtaking lines if u care..
Lolz.

Ishsoph: I gbadun u baby sis. Enjoy! Meanwhile dont let these broke ars nigga woo u cos they've gat nothing but mouth and their 3rd legs. Wont accept them if u bring them home o! When the right guy appears I'd indicate to u, ok?

ayobase: You have not answered my question!

Dyt: *angry face*
Wetin u dey do?
Wit dat pin I saw in there?
Abeg free mee

playdude: R u sayiny they aren't puttin all of their hearts n heads into it? Well guess some just pick random lines just to say somtin, d competetion is 4 fun i guess, not 2 b emotionally attached.
Btw, i dig ur moniker.

Br3nd4: Whats happening na..
The derailing is just too much.

Yungwizzzy: Aluta continua, ive waited my entire life to find the reason worth living for, not until our path crossed on nairaland. tho i was alive wen i neva met u, loving u has made me realise there's more to dis world dan mere breathing

If there has to be a reason why I love you…I will only say that it is
because ‘you are you’

300 men on Nl would want to woo u , 250 would want to fall inlove with u, but I promise I'll be there when they all leave u

going thru ur posts i could match a perfect description of ur personality,the loving ,kind hearted and objective woman I want in my life,
I just wonder, Did it hurt, when God removed
your wings and sent you down to
earth?? Cos I'm ment to believe angels only live in heaven ??

Alutalito, pls be mine I want to make u feel special always

If laying my life is the only way I could prove my love to you, I would agree to
countless deaths.

I love you Aluta

caseless: dont blame ASUU pls, i'm enjoying their action. abeg jst go woo cathaliya cos she is yet to see lines that wl move her soul, not to talk of her body.

playdude: Kwa, kwa, kwa, kwa, babe u wicked ohhh.
See as u dey fall my guys hand..they invested a lot into dis so called lines u know? Or maybe ur blood needs a hot bath to soften so as to accept d lines. Rotf.

ayobase: Mr. Man dey use english words wey somebody go quick understand na!

Are u trying to intimidate D-exp?