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congrats sir

All this is rubbish. Pepper spray and taser will not save you from theives and rapists. My friend was robbed by passengers of his golf car he uses for taxify. He now carries locally made gun about.

government workers are the scum of the earth

can anything good come out from zenith bank?

when i was working in the bank, my manager never went to university but he was earning more than us. The difference was that he had over 30 years experience in the bank as a head security man, he settled numerous disputes and even uncovered various high profile frauds. Unfortunately he was sacked when the bank changed name.

we all know the work of those booth babes. They service prospective ogas in the vehicle boot to convince them to buy the car. No wonder they were banned as it created unfair advantage in the competitive auto industry. I see geneva being fined heavily for this cheap stunt.

lebete3000:
So why should my sister think they'll be angry I changed my mind? Shouldn't she think they'll be happy instead?

changing of mind portrays unseriousness which is not a good image. You are soiling her image by association. people will start thinking thats how all of you are in your family. unserious and indecisive

lebete3000:
And with what I wrote up there concerning proximity with my workplace and saving cost, you think I didn't think about it? The issue here is I didn't exhaust all the thought options and that could happen to anyone. It's not as if I'm an august visitor they're preparing a royal welcome for, that they'll now feel disappointed by me changing my mind.

Anyway.

exactly, you are not an august visitor so dont be changing mind anyhow because they are not excited that you are coming. the man telling you the parlour is not comfortable is enough sign that they dont want you around.

iiooxx:
This is why hate Nairaland. If you can't add to the damn thread, just move along.

Me trying to learn how to crack a wi-fi password is simply for fun. I've got my own specratnet subscription and i have enough data.

i see you have installed vmware and tor. the rest should not be hard for you. do some research and hack your spectranet. I can actually add to the thread if i want. but i dont feel like for fun too

mr man go and carry blocks. you want to reap where you did not sow.
may people hack and steal your hardwork

hertha berlin can frustrate both fans and punters. he did nothing wrong relieving some pent up stress

you are an indecisive modafuka. apologize to your sister

commit suicide in choba river

waiting for nollywood to bring out "room sixteen sixty three"

olasaad:
I think they can't that's why they always ran away

not true. do you know any soldier that ran away?

Good job

Trash.

In as much as I would like to see

no wonder that my neighbour killed our landlord and coverted his wife and buildings.

Iseoluwani:
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Rabbits for sale

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for pet or for poultry

am sure the generators, okada and saloon cars will be confiscated as "evidence"

Good development. I heard most of them have staph over there.

lies from the pit of hell.

Hottest jobs this 2018 involve manual labour skills like cutting grass,
cleaning gutter,
packing refuse,
bricklaying and mason work,
pit latrine plumbing and
truck/wheelbarrow pushing.

A survey i carried out shows that they are the most satisfied workers this year.

Force her to go to hospital. let them check her nipples and your mouth.

no more young boys in the country to fertilize this madam?

mrAMG:
I’ll be doing a comprehensive STD tomorrow sef, i no wan take chances.

Lol left that girl days after that post, I’m incubating something with another girl now and we haven’t had any sexual encounter yet.

please do. dont play with ya manhood. it has no replacement.. have you released since that day?

Grow afro and let it turn to dada. it will make your hair strong and cure the baldness. forced hair growth doesn't last.

Asapfunds:
This Rat Got trapped on my Gum. And in about 3hours it coughed blood and died.
It seems very strange and im wondering what could have happened.

Did it kill it self?

Just curious

Rat cannot commit suicide by coughing blood.

It died from being gummed to rat gum

Sorry o. STD incubating in you has erupted. I know you might be ashamed but you and ya woman should see ya doctor in hospital for treatment

Oga no vex but is the soulmate the smelling girl from last yr or her sister. no vex o

mrAMG:
Hello everyone and doctors in the house.

A couple of days ago, I was with my soulmate and i had an erection in my tight elastic boxers and jeans. I was lying on my side so I didn’t really feel any discomfort. After standing up, I noticed a dull pain at the back of my right thigh but i ruled it off as pain caused by lack of blood flow cos i laid on one side too long.

On getting home and in the shower, i noticed the right testicle area was swollen and sensitive, that was when I understood the pain i was feeling in my thighs. I couldn’t even eat cos my stomach was just very uncomfortable.

I laid down for about 30 - 40 mins and the swelling reduced but the right testicle was kinda tender.



Now to the problem.
The left testicle was the one that used to hang lower and bigger but now it’s the right. I get this feeling of a light squeeze on the right testicle and also feelings of gas in my stomach, towards the right side but then there’s no fart.

My scrotum hangs ridiculously low and my balls are just moving more than normal (normally, the testicles move up and down slowly) and this dull pressure or squeeze persists. Now there’s a very slight burning sensation around my anus and the space between my anus and scrotum.

I will be going for a test tomorrow but I just want to know if this has happened to anyone here before and what was the diagnosis. The google search results I’ve been seeing is quite scary.

Your mature contribution will be helpful.

kikikikki

why not dump the body in the bush. Now an unfortunate fellow has probably been drinking or cooking with the contaminated water flowing downstream.