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safarigirl:
let's all pretend guys don't sit around rating girls based on booty size and boobies gravity

Let's pretend there's no double standard

tropaz:
the lady is from a rich home and d guy na sharp badt guy.....

Two weeks later, dudes cries to river to jump for making dumbest mistake of his life

ClassCaptain:
Untill people begin to see marriage beyond physical beauty but as an avenue to build ur soulmate up and better each other's lives,

marriages will continue to end in divorce sooner than expected

Let me guess, your gf or wife is fat?fat?

safarigirl:
I would have a more specific list if I were to list my ideal guy.

Guys don turn commodity abi?, smh

ElDeeVee:
What does this even mean

She going almost blind, prolly didn't see what she was typing

ireneony:
Seriously I don't know what medication to take again...my left eye has refused to obey the law of gravity

Your eye doesn't want u to serve our Lord and saviour, I suggest according to the word of our Lord and saviour to go and remove it.. problem solved

SURElee:
OP! Few questions for u. How come the lady came running back to you for relationship advice after she was rude to you, blocked you and said she doesn't chat with strangers? How come of all her family, cycle of friends, she just had to come back unblocking the stranger to unpack her emotional baggage on you? Abi are u jerome onipede the realtionship counsellor? I find your story hard to believe though.

Relax this is internet, anything you read on the internet is true

ladyF:
lol is it just me or was anyone expecting a more touching story than this?

You can't blame her completely tho, a lot of females have their very cogent reasons for not chatting with strangers online. It sounds like you were sending the poor lady messages every hour so you might have come across as a creepy young lad. But how come nobody messages me. Is there something I'm not doing right?

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Maybe cus you might have come across as a man

naughtynaughty:
Biko, nah project work b dis? Too long abeg.. U guys above me shld pls gimme d summary of evritin *yawning*

OP was being too needy to a girl on fb, girl ignored him, girl later came seeking for his help, OP decided to come to NL to brag about it

Fmartin:
Hahahaaahha..


d guy on d pix hs complete qualities d girl required.......

Yeah that's me, I don't even like it when pple use my pics without my consent...MODSSSSS

safarigirl:
That's hardly a list.

She didn't say: must be educated, must be rich AF, must look like Trey Songz, must have abs like Beckham/Tyson Beckford, must be working in shell or KPMG, must have schooled in Harvard/Yale, must be nice, kind, caring, romantic blah blah blah...

Her requirements are very basic and realistic, nothing to slam her for. She may even consider the fellow suggested to her.

I say u shld be like her

RichYoungNigger:
I know how to treat foolish women.
I just get them pregnant.
Their foolishness goes away instantly and them will be a slave to you

Virgin mentality

MENTORCH:
Lol, let me tell you something; some girls have cheated on their boyfriends with me and we were just friends.

I'm not proud of it but just trying to let you know that sometimes girls aren't so easy to understand.

You shouldn't feel guilty, you made her happy or in the least saved her some boring time from her bf, what's there to feel guilty about?

Lovelynature:
bro how did you know she was into you? Did she open up to you or I don't think women refer to their crush as bestie

That's like the deepest friend zone OP didn't talk about lol when u 're in friend zone but the girl still crushes on you because she knos you 're too much of a returd to get a clue

hollyfat:
Omo i've been friendzoned. Time to move out of that deadly place

When u get out, pls teach me ur techniques, but I might prolly wait forever since I heard that nobody gets out of friend zone

akike:
I am going to have 1 million bfs because I don't want to friendzone any guy

I am going to date all men if they appear to nice regardless of whether they ate my type or not!


Sounds logical right
Dvmbass!

Didn't read

Dojupyo:
Don't have sex with him until you're both married..
That's what I know and was taught.. Not the other way round

Noob

Silvereze:
I think I have been friendzoned. But the problem is that I cannot just walk away because I have spent a lot of energy, time and emotions trying to win her heart.

At least tell her to give you her friend as a consolation price lol

akike:
You are making sense for the first time

What changed?

If u think he made sense, either u 're both retarded or u guys are some bunch of 13yrs old that never leaves your mum's bedroom

SexyStrawberry:
hmmmm, and this lady chats with me on BBM o, started from Facebook sha, all she seems to tell me is if am in pH n if I can do a job for her, when she come ask for my pin, I gave her, she see my pix, Na so so ping ping asking me to come model for her coz she loves my face n body, it sounded fishy so I just ignored her chats, e be like say I go start to dey reply her pings o

Can you PM me ur pics?

Scarcitato:
That's why I hate Chinese fones. I luv my iPhone 4s wella

IPhone peasants looking for every reasons to brag again

I

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Mtcheeew!

Bloody pretentious hypocritical deceivers. They loot the money the SUG generates yearly, which should be used to better the standard of living all the OAU students( over 100,000 students) and decide to use a small amount to "help" pay the fees of 85 students.

Now, next time they need to request money from external bodies, they would have a better CV.

Absolute Rubbish![/color]

SUG?, 100,000 students? And ur saltiness, I wonder Aw much of brain damage would make me post like this

Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too

Have you used the soap?

drss:
Samsung and apple phones sucks.
#TeamTecno

It's just like Saying God does not exist, u normal?

donphilopus:
If you have nothing meaningful to post, keep your fingers crossed and stop typing rubbish.

I wonder how much of brain damage someone would have to be able to be as clueless as you

Berrylite:
My own time will soon come...
Watch out my people

Prolly in jail

Jollyjoy:
It annoying,yea granted but i seriously cnt stay without my phone...
He will learn to live with it...

You will learn to live forever alone

classicB:
.this is one of the most silly post have read here so far, lemme assume that the OP isn't yet a man, cos if you're then u wouldn't come up with this kinda trash u call a post.

are you trying to say a girl u woo cannot say no and mean it?? what makes you think she is forming hard to get when she doesn't have you in mind at all.??
I have a guy that as been asking me out for over 2years now and i have told him NO from the onset but he kept persisting simply because he has a fish brain like the OP , he must be thinking am forming hard to get.
if we don't love you then we don't!!!! you can't force your love on us and if u insist we agree for you then welcome to the friendzone arena, and pls remember not to complain about being friendzoned afterwards
tnks

You are a slowpoke

Fucking peasant logic