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 Romance › Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Cbeatz(m): 3:15pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
before i write my own epistle....make i ask smellymouth if( oluwa maje) na same thing happen to u guys...shey sandoski go write such a long speech  |
| Sports › Re: UEFA EURO 2016 Team Of The Tournament Revealed - Do You Agree? by Cbeatz(m): 6:25pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
lolaxavier:la free basics dnt ave mb....help a nigga bruh |
| Sports › Re: UEFA EURO 2016 Team Of The Tournament Revealed - Do You Agree? by Cbeatz(m): 6:13pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
sorry for derailin this thread but could any one tell me what was leicester's last match and score?.....and also chelsea's last match of the season and score....thxz in advance |
| Romance › Re: Common Words Ladies Use And What They Actually Mean by Cbeatz(m): 1:24pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
vizkiz:we dey lazy ooo......erywhere just dry 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Common Words Ladies Use And What They Actually Mean by Cbeatz(m): 1:07pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
mehn any guy wey change am for galz deserves an award ery-effin-time.......galz and confusion are like owambe and plenty food....vizzy watz popin' bruh? |
| Romance › Re: Common Words Ladies Use And What They Actually Mean by Cbeatz(m): 12:56pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
mehn....da guy wey go change levels for gals deserves an award ery-effing-time..........galz speech wahala too much 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: They Did It. by Cbeatz(m): 8:54am On Jul 11, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:good mornin dear hw was ur nite( if u had any sleep @all)....had to cook na y i dey reply nw |
| Romance › Re: They Did It. by Cbeatz(m): 7:02am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Smellymouth:no be only u egbon.....as i wan type reply to sandoski...the spirit of sleep cum dey beat me shere shere..i sha try think say i conquer am cuz e be like say i send am...i woke up this mornin and i realize say i no even send the reply...na for dream i take send the reply...tell sandoski i said sorry for leavin the chat hanging like that....anyway hw ur side naw... |
| Romance › Re: They Did It. by Cbeatz(m): 12:04am On Jul 11, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:"when he wakes up" woman no be say instead of make my broda watch ball.....u seduce am go bed....come do the do...e cum tire,no energy to even raise hand.....u cum use dat chance go watch zee world....na true i talk abii na too much action film.... |
| Romance › Re: They Did It. by Cbeatz(m): 11:54pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:nwanyi oma .....u sabi......as the yoruba people would say"ori e o ti fokasibi"....smellymouth no watch match?......and shey u understand the match..make i explain to u |
| Romance › Re: They Did It. by Cbeatz(m): 11:40pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:*yinmu yinmu* dey deceive thyself.....sandoski stop lookin @ failed makeup and get wine....women and amebo are like ibadan and tribal marks |
| Romance › Re: They Did It. by Cbeatz(m): 11:30pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
up portugallll.......up Cr7 the assistant coach..... sandoski bring the palm wine mazi linus brought this evening....... saintsamuraii....bruh.....i invite you to drink to the greatest footballer on earth... |
| Romance › Re: Is Lesbianism On The Increase In Nigeria? (pics Included) by Cbeatz(m): 4:32pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:praise amadioha..... 27 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry This Size?(pic) by Cbeatz(m): 4:29pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
who remembers lepa shandi.lmao.....yeah sure could totally date her but am keeping my big booty babe on the side abeg |
| Health › Re: Say NO To Casual Sex!!! WARNING VERY Graphic pix!!! by Cbeatz(m): 7:50pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
searchng4love:u dey confuse me abi u dey confuse urself ......."no sexxx but get partner tested"..... after that since bose and i are very much clean upon all the behind the scenes mad fun we get @.......after testin wat nxt bruh....since wit or witout CDs na problem....... |
| Health › Re: Say NO To Casual Sex!!! WARNING VERY Graphic pix!!! by Cbeatz(m): 7:37pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
i came online (nt enter and go out in 2mins oo) for the first time in 4days...........and na wetin u take welcome man be this........gadammit.....bruh y? Just y?.......bose wey we don arrange for tomoro naw.....i no fit go for front...... I cant go from back....... Use CD ( trouble)......... dnt use CD BUT STIL i lash am( trouble)......... I no dey go down on babe but bose like BJay (trouble)....... Vaseline wey na once in a christmas and na ma last option( trouble).......... Bruh.......afta tomorrow cuz Bose no be 1hr enjoyment kin gal na all -nighter .....i no fit miss dat show.....afta tomoro jare.....mo le wa kpa ara mii biko......
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| Romance › Re: ATTENTION: Vizkiz Has Not Pulled Out Of The Mr Nairaland Contest by Cbeatz(m): 8:09pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
VIZKIZ na MY MAN!!!, VIZKIZ NA OUR MAN!!! |
| Romance › Re: What Was The Funny Nick You Were Being Called When You Were In Secondary School by Cbeatz(m): 5:35pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
my nickname came bout like superstory*flashback* it was the end of the term....it was rainin' that but that was nt goin to stop the students of jss2 frm playing football on the pitch since the upperclass students were nt makin use of it that day......it was a very intense match..our opponents were beatin us @ halftime 2-0.....*this is where tori start* i had just scored an acrobatic outside shot goal for the equaliser makin scores 2-2 ( think shaqiri's goal against switzerland..but outside box18 )....i was in goal heaven my class mate just surround me....then one cheeky guy had the great idea to pull down my boxers( our uniform was white, i didnt want to be dirty so i played in my boxers).....for a jss2 my D was like quite big( i was 12 then.....i actually thought it was a disease....anytime i see social studies teacher nyash then it would puff out like airbag.....i was scared of my lil nigga then....now i let galz shower him with love) na im evrybody cum see the thing( one niqqa said blood of jesus) i didnt even think of pullin up my pants....i located tha niqqa dat pulled it down and gave him a punch( bruh was just gawkin @ me),,,,as soon as blow land fight...they sha seprate us....match continued...untill one niqqa wanted me to pass to him( my surname when pronounced sounds like callin Dik in yoruba ) just shouted...OKOOOO.....i just stared @ the guy....everybody was just laughin'.....the nickname just stuck.... |
| Romance › Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend Twice In Lagos For Calling Girl He Picked On Road Olodo by Cbeatz(m): 12:16pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
HaneefahRN:shez been slapped for being dumb seriously......gals need to chill ....watz bad in offering a person a ride even if na babe ........if i was ur bf and i offered my coursemate a ride and i told u am dropping her along our route....is there any reason to start being irritating#guys are human too#cant blame God for superior powers |
| Romance › Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend Twice In Lagos For Calling Girl He Picked On Road Olodo by Cbeatz(m): 11:58am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Medunah:i cant resist saying this but.......r u comparin a grown man( since na kunle im go get bearbear like osama) to a lady......the guy sef try...im reserve seat for the lady and she come dey lament.....in my perception da guy was holding on to his anger for a long time....who own car...kunle or the gal ?........my dad never beat my mum when i was growin up and my mum has never told me my dad has laid his hands( but we im pikin get experience there.....police man slap na castin out demons slap)......"domestic violence".....that z a sorry excuse for wetin that gal do babe ......if na me ooo....@the point of the 1st slap...i will question her on who bought the car...if she z still proving alagbara....tear her anoda one....park....drop her .......put arindin for frontseat.....enter my car.....play dremo's panda cover/fela z "water"( water e no get enemy) .......do a wheelie.....shut ur fada @ the gal ...zoom off..........the END 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: I Definitely Ain't Voting For Vizkiz by Cbeatz(m): 7:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
o.p.....kingcheezy....armanee or armani.....u guys should chill on the hatin'.....vizkiz is a guy everyone and i mean evry1 on nairaland clearly understands how he thinks....blunt broda.....he gives his own P.O.V on issues honestly.....no sugarcoating on his part......"he bashes women".....wetin the woman dey do wey im take bash them ......most of those threads where u guys said he was bashing woman he said his piece and left the mata alone.....some peepz( funny enough;guys will come and be cautionin' the niqqa...i have been one of those guys dat told him to tone it down a lil..... )go come dey find trouble.....as a real gee....he does nt take bullshiit...and me likie.......but every nigga to his hood....me am with vizzy......................................................................... on the other hand...o.p black and white still does nt save you 2 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 4:26pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:u sabiiiii chief how concubines.... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:thesubtlehimself is here ......dimkpa1 of NL......thesubtlebureaudechange......importerexporter......purewatertablewater.......i dey hail ooo
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| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 3:58pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
thagift:bruh im no insult any of those gals....... if i point out some traits that u possess would that mean am insulting u.....and if i insult u to change for the better is bad....asslicking is now the right thing abii? Egbon make i ask u sometin......do u approve of asslickers and sissies......? |
| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
thagift:bruh i aint gay too but if ur nigga/gee/hommie/e-bruh asks for ur help.......to support him would nt make u lose any of ur "manliness".......the guy dey ask for your vote.....as my gee i dey beg u make u vote am.....we sabi wetin vizkiz fit do and wetin im no fit do.....vizzy's NL life na one kind open 80 leaves higher education........#VIZZY NA MY GUY,VIZKIZ NA OUR GUY |
| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 3:37pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
o.p dnt be dat guy dat every guy in the group no say im get mouth but he no fit back himself up.......vizkiz never came after you.....y u wan turn sometin wey we no wan make e be like miss NL( with all the stupid damages and conspirastic accusations labeled against the contestants ).....we want a matured campaign and non of this sissy fighting u be da first guy to try to spread dis harmony for this campign.....who u supporting sef( coz i believe no contestant would like to have someone like u for a campaigner ).......vizkiz if u see this thread....dnt bother commentin on it.....stfuareugod.....wazzup bruh 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 3:25pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Vizkiz Do You Really Think You Can Win? by Cbeatz(m): 3:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
op wetin u talk would have been true if na another person......the guy wey we dey talk about na one blunt broda.....go back to previous vizzy threads....check the situation with the o.p or someone and vizzy's response....which most cases a truely honest pov + the guy no dey talk bullshiit nor takes it .... Na real niigga....i would nt like any fake hoe as MR NL.......VIZZY ALL THE WAY#I STAND WITH VIZKIZ 6 Likes 3 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Cbeatz(m): 12:21am On Jul 05, 2016 |
GloryIsaac:u dey there bruh .......*in wenger's voice* VIZKIZ is one for NOW and THE FUTURE............AS THE WORLDWIDE ARSENAL FANS ARE ONE FAMILY,LETZ ASSIST VIZKIZ TO ASSIST NAIRALAND TO GREATER THINGS.THANKS 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Cbeatz(m): 8:13pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
Smellymouth:* whispers to bros say im person dey online* bros hw far hw match tinz shey na here we dey watch am? |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Most Beautiful Guy Has Decided To Contest Mr Nairaland. (pic) by Cbeatz(m): 7:54pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
shoutout to ernesty20........didnt mean to derail or thread or anything. #peaceful campaigning #I STAND WITH VIZKIZ |
