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davide470:
You are still funny sha. Did you see my nomination for the Most Funniest Nlander. Wondered why you didn't win.

Go and sleep, Our iyawo

that still doesn't answer my question

Scrypt:
While you are mapping out your strategy, please remember to leave out cc150615 and CoCoLav out of the equation. Else you end up with an indeterminate function with imaginary roots. Thank you, you are welcome.

No burn my beans na,this might just be my chance to go to bodoyinbo

davide470:
And why should I do that?

You dey fear.

that wasn't a request, you shoulda read the tone, have u forgotten me so quickly

razaqade:
he's just whyning u......

you're such a learner

mcpat:
I know Miss Franka wasn't referring to anybody on this thread.. Don't ask me for sauce O.. That information is not in the public domain

Thanks dear, I knew u always got my back.

davide470:
All this "Spouse" post sharers, stop sharing o. Write your own.

..and abeg stop sharing long posts!!!! :'

David I'm still expecting ur answer

Ferdybaba:
Cocolav......ur sauce pls

Ferdybaba, these things you're sharing, I wonder for u Oh

Lero15:
WESTLIFE'S EVERGREEN LYRICS

I'm gonna take this moment
And make it last forever
I'm gonna give my heart away & pray we stay together
Cos ur d one good reason
Ur d only girl dude that I need
The most beautiful handsome that I have ever seen
I'm gonna take this night and make it evergreeeenn

WOW...
[s]someone has melted our amiable miss Franka's heart[/s]

Love love love

I'm still trying to figure out the reason for bolding the bolded

Ferdybaba:
Huh why am i even in the nominee list of the "special somebody"?

From your analysis above, i clearly decode the person already

were u really on the list Guess he was just notifying u of his speculation, hence the cc

tolutweety:
Just 'cos cc150615 dedicated a love song to her special someborii...

see analysis, hypothesis, facts, theories..
_Even investigation work and underground FBI agent sef don follow..

With this kind of interest shown by everyone;
cc150615: You either blow the cover yourself or

Someone ll do with time ! _{* If i were you, i would prefer the former. *}

~~Back to my FBI mode as assigned by therealadonye .I have my suspects too. ~~

On a frank note, una analysis fear me sha!

CoCoLav:
Who doesn't know it is Scrypt?

That person must be the executive chairman of LASTMA

Jeez, do u guys ever consider the option that wummiegirl has another life outside nl

davide470:
I suspect You and somebody else!!!!!!!

Sofry Sofry o

maybe u should tell us ur somebody else.

veevean1:
Is it the special somborri I know

Hehehe, I don't know who u know o

scarplanet:
Preparing for my second semester MSc exams... Make una pray for me abeg

Tho u were looking for my trouble the other day, I still wish u success in ur exams,go make us proud dearie

davide470:
From my analytics and intrinsic fundamental evaluation, the shift in demand curve has moved to the left resulting in more demand for a complimentary goods in the same area of expertise and less demand for the present goods.

The disparity between their production years is the first even number.

#Mod Valuation #FBI Mode..

cc: TheRealAdonye,
Tolutweety,
Scrypt,
Ferdybaba

What's all these parables y'all blowing ,is this some stock broking concept
I'm soo lost here

Jamean:
*brushing my hair*

hmmm..things are happening here and beyond. My sisters Veevean1 and SingleFade25 make una come hear the latest

Abeg yarn me the tori

Hi all.. hope u guys had a Nice day.
Lemme borrow this space to dedicate Westlife's Evergreen to a special somebody. Nd also, R Kelly's The world's greatest to same person.
#runs to bed

Ferdybaba you're sighted, How's the clients doing!

tolutweety:
pressing your reset button, how easy was it?!
would love to listen to the teachin - atheism.

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....the more you glow,I should endorse!!
Will a 'like n share' be enuf

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Good one...
But insatiable is the word.
-from ur biggest fan AC.

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If you think that was about you,
Then it prolly is..
Morning.

tolutweety:
pressing your reset button, how easy was it?!
would love to listen to the teachin - atheism.

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....the more you glow,I should endorse!!
Will a 'like n share' be enuf

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Good one...
But insatiable is the word.
-from ur biggest fan AC.

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If you think that was about you,
Then it prolly is..
Morning.

tolutweety:
pressing your reset button, how easy was it?!
would love to listen to the teachin - atheism.

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....the more you glow,I should endorse!!
Will a 'like n share' be enuf

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Good one...
But insatiable is the word.
-from ur biggest fan AC.

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If you think that was about you,
Then it prolly is..
Morning.

Wassup tolu, you and these ur if u think that was u that u say these days, We're in the 21st century, those things don't work no more.
Btw, have a terrific day. *in Jamean's voice.

omodave:
Pls who else got this message, from OWS HOUR. You have been Shortlisted for a JOB briefing and Oral Interview



Venue: Babatunde street, off ogunlana drive, surulere lagos


Time: 9am


Your Reff code is. *( FMG/......)*


Someone should help out

obviously this gnld ppl, u should Google the address tho nd see if u find anything. But I'm pretty sure it's dem, That's their format

Isk:
wouldn't mind. Is there room for me?

davide470:
There's always room for you. You know.

*jots down for future reference***...
Cc veevean1

veevean1:
Chairman dey TS so he wouldn't mind
BTW my uncle is missing I want to remove him from family zone and he is nowhere to be found.
Jamean: how is work, hope u are doing well

Cc150615 always observing how my people

Wetin man pikin go do na?

veevean1:
Chairman dey TS so he wouldn't mind
BTW my uncle is missing I want to remove him from family zone and he is nowhere to be found.
Jamean: how is work, hope u are doing well

Oh remove him from family zone, to a closer family zone? finally. what we've all been waiting for

wait o,Which school Madam marvi go sef, e be like I'll go do my msc there so that....

MarvellousGod:
I met him in my year 1..i was packing into my new lodge(off campus) and he was packing into same lodge in a room opposite mine..he was in 300l then, said he wanted somewhere closer to school hence the change of lodge. ..

We became friends (neighbour things ), he told me stuffs about the school, advised me including making good grades, attending lectures, staying off guys, et al.. Talked me into getting a library card and would ask me if I went to the library each time I came back from school...we really became so close, attended morning mass and other church gatherings together (catholics will understand), I could borrow anything from him including beverages, food stuffs etc likewise him. whenever he had food, I wouldn't bother cooking but would simply eat from his, likewise him. he would flash me in the night to get up and read, we sometimes did night calls just to keep sleep off our eyes..During exams, whoever didn't have an exam for that day did the cooking... I can go on and on, we were the best to each other..he was good to me and I was nice to him.. People thought we were related but when they found out the truth, they strted spying on us..

All these while, nothing happened between us(it's hard to believe right? but sincerely nothing did), I never passed the night in his room though stayed late sometimes watching movies or gisting while his door was open....

He finally asked me out in his final year and that was the beginning of our romantic relationship .. I actually knew he had interest in me because of his attitude when other guys pestered me....

Anyway, it's 6yrs now and we are engaged.. he has taken the first step of seeing my parents and we are tying the nut come April. ...

Asked him why he kept disturbing me about studies during my early years in the Uni, he said "he wanted to build his world"...Yeah, we both graduated with excellent grades...

I will catch a bullet anyday for him.. His happiness is my priority. . He's my first and only love
He always says "we will teach the world the meaning of true love"..

I pray God always not to let this seed of love in us die but get better with time. .. I love you till death sweetheart


Yeah, true love still exists. . ... sorry for the long epistle

Wow, That's all I can say

MarvellousGod:
owwhhhh, Thanks dearie, na so the whole thing happen ooo..

Better set ya ship sailing, no time ooo

Amen to your good wish..

madam the madam, you be madam for every corner, anyway We're waiting for the iv, e don tay wey I chop party rice #in naijasinglegirl's voice

scarplanet:
Before I know sey you go deny me

I dey look u

scarplanet:
oh my gosh!! Are you saying ever since I visited you in prison, nothing has been done to improve the dilapidated state? And the officer that led me to your cell assured me conditions will improve.
Anyways, I hope you were atleast afforded some preferences before you were released because I bribed them heavily on your behalf?

this guy no know me sha. make una tell am o

Cc Lero15
Davide470

westmest:
It was the year 2022, my company an IOC had just changed flight contractors that do carry us to the oil rig, i was going for a routine inspection, and as i approached the helicopter i saw probably the most beautiful thing i, ve ever seen in my life. She was the pilot, she was putting on a dark spectacle. She was such a beauty. I was stunned and i didnt know when i waved her. I was even thinking she would ignore.

Then it happened she waved back. I was like O.M.G, she just waved.
I,m usually afriad when flying, but it was as if time stopped, and nothing else mattered.not even the fear of crashing, while we were on board and all i could think of was her. To be continued. ...

Hehehe, Na till u become grandpa abi?

Jamean:
Strolls into chatroom, everyone is asleep and I can even hear some people snoring .

#Ok bye#

babe u nor dey see road?

dein77:
Oya, lemme complete my story. This is a very warm thread.

Trust me: I made the very first move. Politely. Gentlemanly. Courteous. Appeared simple. She was preparing for her one of her HND 2 exams.

After chatting with her for a while, I politely requested for her digits, which she gave me there and then. I just knew she was going to be my wife. I have been praying for a lifetime since my secondary school days...

Left Kaduna June that year and returned back to PH. I actually went to Kaduna for a professional training organised by my organisation. In the end, I returned with two certificates. .U know what I mean na?

We kept communications going even after my leaving Kaduna. Visafone hear am for our hand. The calls were long, numerous and relentless. I knew she had other suitors, but I was able to make her see reasons why she should spend the rest of our life with me. I knocked off the other suitors. Actually, she had an accident, and was using crutches. I guess that scared the other suitors, while I willingly and happily stepped in. I was there for her throughput that challenging period.

After careful thoughts and deliberations, I felt it was time to make the bold move before water go pass garri. A lady well endowed with such a sumptuous figure? Ridiculously amazing. Factory fitted pointers and spring loaded V-boot? Now couple that with an unassuming, amiable, affable nature! I no fit miss am...... I officially proposed to her November that year; 2008. She instantly accepted and like an Olympic torch, we lit the love candle. It's still burning this morning. She's sleeping beside me as I type.

We were in courtship till October, 2009, when it metamorphosed into the marriage it is today. It's being one of my smartest decisions in my whole life.

Today, we're blessed with two kids: a boy and a girl.

Sophyrocks, where art thou?

I wanna be like u wen i grow up

scarplanet:
No problems mi lady... so long as I will be sent to a prison with an air conditioner, a gym, a TV and an Internet facility so I can always be on Nairaland

How many times person go burn this your beans? When will it get totally burnt?

it's the first time I'm saying that anyway... nd as per the prison well I didn't hear that Jona renovated naija prisons so last I checked They're still the way Dy were the last time u visited.

scarplanet:
Everyone be forming as if they haven't koro-ed themselves finish... No mind them jare; especially cc150615

now You'll have to state what exactly I did else I'll sue u for defamation nd for burning my beans nd u know how many year's imprisonment that means? You go think say e pass like that ni o!