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I think facebook website is down.

Am certain this short write - up, will upset some ladies, but the responsible and understanding ones wudnt take any offence.

Let's go.

Its the valentine, and the only question I have been receiving from ladies is (Where will u take me to, on valentine day and What will u buy for me as a gift?). And the funny thing here is that I see nothing wrong taking a girl out on valentine and also buying her gift.

But I have a question for the ladies. Are we celebrate "Female valentine day"? I know the question sound funny, but the reason for asking this question is, why must it be the males buying the gift for the females, why are some girls not saying "darling, I will be taking u out on valentine day".

I believe we are celebrating love, and its all about sharing. Why don't we buy gifts for ourselves. Why are the ladies seeing it as if the guys alone are to buy the gift while they enjoy the presents.

I think if the ladies believe love is all about share everything with each other, I think its time to bury this val attitude and embrace sharing every situation, emotion and season with their love ones. I kn a responsible girl is thinking of getting a wonderful gift for a special person.

Ladies, we re celebrating VALENTINE's DAY, not females day.

God Bless the Responsible and understanding Ones. God forgive the Gold diggers.

Why is ur butt invisible?

Oooooh God, why dis people like to dey deceive themselves even at old age?

If u re to see God face to face and given the opportunity to ask him only one question, which question will u ask him?


Mine will be. Why did u create me? (Specific reason)

porchster:
Are you in Benin now
its ok but still need some touching from doc side
would love to see you am a fellow artiste ... I guess u. uniben student

Ya. Thanks bro. I will love to meet u too.

I beg ooo, make una help me ooo

Pls guys I need a frank and sincere verdict on this.
I am to send this song to a record label owner in Abuja. But am afraid he might not like the song, and I don't wanna lose dis great opportunity of been signed to a record label. Pls listen to the song from d link below and tell me wat u think about it. So that if the song is not good enouf I can just go to the studio and work on something better. Good Bless
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/ca1ef79b
Pls sincere judgement thanks.

Ok

What a funny country, u don located them and u no wan use force get them back. Then just leave them there, why did u located them in d first place? ***confuse specie of human*

Stupidity can be annoying, but foolishness and stupidity at the same time is legendary... Na better work and stop blaming people for any misfortune.

iceberylin:
Bros X




Maybe he needs to propose in a more romantic manner so SisX can brag about it..

bro u propose to a girl in one of the best restaurant in d town. Haba! What else do u want the guy to do?

Abortions:
:DPerhaps sis X doesn't see bro X as her husband in the nearest future...Eyaa

how can a lady date a guy she didn't see as her husband in future for 3year?

Bro X has been a great friend and a caring brother, even though we are not related.. He has been a great adviser to my elder brother. Now he is in a very bad state.

In 2008 to be precise, he graduated from the university (second class lower). During his NYSC he met a beautiful, kind and caring lady. They serve in the same school and live in the same building.

During this period, this beautiful lady has been of great help to Bro X financial and they were dating. (I kn what u guys are thinking,,,,, why will she be of great help to a guy financially, when they both earn the same salary). Bro X. mum is a cripple and he gat no father, so most of his earning goes to the mum and his junior brother in a state polytechnic.

A year later after his NYSC, God smile on Bro X and he got a good job. Within Three years he got two cars and he is presently building a beautiful house in Ibadan.

But something disastrous happened two days ago, He proposed to the beautiful lady that has been his backbone since his NYSC year till present (I will say till present, because dis lady has been his adviser and a golden pen in the front pocket) AND THE LADY REJECT THE PROPOSER without any reason.

My bro is in a big mess now. He is confuse..... And the lady is not asking anything.

Pls advice him. He needs urgent help now.

There is one thing I love about this people "they love each other". I wud hv join them, but I believe in mama's prayer. So anything mama believe in, I do.

The Nigerian Ace comedian, Alibaba has been a social commentator for years now. It appears he is not stopping anytime soon as he recently penned an open letter to the Nigerian President, Muhammadu Buhari.

Alibaba, whose real name is Atunyota Alleluya Akporobomerere, offered the Nigerian leader bits of advice on how to go about his war against corruption.

Find the letter which he shared on Instagram below:


Mr President

I am a Nigerian comedian. I have done it for over 25 years. However, I am also a writer, a poet, father, a photographer, real estate investor, oil and gas player, motivational speaker, brand catalyst, social media junkie, ideas generator and lover of printed materials. I also have been a social, economic, political and general observer of trends.

My opinion may not be backed up by a professional calling like that of the people who parade themselves around you. I do not want political appointment, I have said no to offers before. You may want to ask my father, OBJ. I say it as it is and if you ask him he will also tell you what the consequences of not listening will be. Many now regret not listening.

Fight corruption like you are doing now and punish all who have enriched themselves by defrauding this country. Confiscate all their properties. Withdraw their national honours, if they got any. Blacklist companies, banks and financial institutions that were used as conduit for robbing the state of her funds. Jail the people who dipped their hands in our pensions fund, charge them for the deaths of people who died on the queue waiting for accreditation while someone was lounging on their hard earned sweat.

Prosecute whoever failed to carry out the ruling of all the justices who sat at the Supreme Court that directed that Justice Salami be reinstated but nothing was done. Strengthen the security agencies. Jail policemen who abuse their powers. Lock up military men who cross their boundaries. In short as you have started tackling corruption follow it to the end and our country will get back to reckoning in the comity of nations.

By the way, your line used during elections is not working again. You lost the phone?”

Source: http://www.adelove.com/read-open-letter-alibaba-writes-to/

I no talk ooo

CChine:
Fine woman.........

FTC Feeling like the president of Iraq now.

Fine woman.........

Foolishness in display,,,,, u don't need ifa to tell u that one animal just enter the building. Northern Idiot.

He don happen

@jamex
The Broke Moment
Is a normal moment in school and u know that it does not last long. At this moment u gat no option than to disturb mum and dad. And hang on a friend or borrow until ur pepper rest.

I know many of you are preparing for your Post utme now (Jambites) and I am certain that some of u will get admission to the school of ur choice, so I just wanna lane foundation for u guys because there are some things u can't escape when u are in school.
Here we go

A. The stressful moment
I think every student always experience dis in school, at this moment u are tired of everything around u, like classes, assignments, submission of one form or the other. This stress always force u to think otherwise like I wanna go home and rest, some will say I am tired of school. But here is a solution to this kind of moment, my friends do call it the flash forward motivator. All u need to do is to ask urself dis question, why am I here? Wudnt it be great if I leave dis school without any problem or extra yr? I tell you, dis will calm u down and put u back to the track of struggle. But after any stressful moment thank God and eat well.

B. The Lazy moment
When students first got admission into school they all want to leave the school with the best grade (1st class) after like maybe a year, they will say "abeg 2.1 na result jor" maybe after like another year, they will come with another quote "result na result whether 1st class, 2.1 or 2.2" The lazy moment is the most dangerous moment in school, it will make u go last to class, even to the exam hall, make u not to read, or do your assignment. The lazy moment is a dream killer. But there is always a solution. The best way to overcome this moment is to find a serious people and make that person ur friend. NOTE: Glue urself to that person and at this moment avoid other friends. because do wudnt do u good.

C. The Carefree Moment
Another name for this moment is the freestyle moment, at this moment u gat this I don't care attitude towards any academic activities, u may go to class but u wudnt pay attention, this is because whether u now have a new dream maybe been a musician, or ur new friends told u that without reading ur books u can still pass exams. For those with new dreams like musician, they prefer going to perform in shows to going to classes. This is another dangerous moment. My uncle told me about one of his friend who decided to pay more attention to his new dream and forfeit his academic pursue, its a sad story. The best way to overcome dis moment is to know that life is a stage by stage environment. First achieve ur primary aim first, and that is education before pursuing any other dream. For those who think they can make it without reading their book, u are trending on a dangerous lane, always put dis in mind, if u are caught ur world is on fire. Always consider the disadvantage of any action before going into it. GOD BLESS

I know many of you are preparing for your Post utme now (Jambites) and I am certain that some of u will get admission to the school of ur choice, so I just wanna lane foundation for u guys because there are some things u can't escape when u are in school.
Here we go

A. The stressful moment
I think every student always experience dis in school, at this moment u are tired of everything around u, like classes, assignments, submission of one form or the other. This stress always force u to think otherwise like I wanna go home and rest, some will say I am tired of school. But here is a solution to this kind of moment, my friends do call it the flash forward motivator. All u need to do is to ask urself dis question, why am I here? Wudnt it be great if I leave dis school without any problem or extra yr? I tell you, dis will calm u down and put u back to the track of struggle. But after any stressful moment thank God and eat well.

B. The Lazy moment
When students first got admission into school they all want to leave the school with the best grade (1st class) after like maybe a year, they will say "abeg 2.1 na result jor" maybe after like another year, they will come with another quote "result na result whether 1st class, 2.1 or 2.2" The lazy moment is the most dangerous moment in school, it will make u go last to class, even to the exam hall, make u not to read, or do your assignment. The lazy moment is a dream killer. But there is always a solution. The best way to overcome this moment is to find a serious people and make that person ur friend. NOTE: Glue urself to that person and at this moment avoid other friends. because do wudnt do u good.

C. The Carefree Moment
Another name for this moment is the freestyle moment, at this moment u gat this I don't care attitude towards any academic activities, u may go to class but u wudnt pay attention, this is because whether u now have a new dream maybe been a musician, or ur new friends told u that without reading ur books u can still pass exams. For those with new dreams like musician, they prefer going to perform in shows to going to classes. This is another dangerous moment. My uncle told me about one of his friend who decided to pay more attention to his new dream and forfeit his academic pursue, its a sad story. The best way to overcome dis moment is to know that life is a stage by stage environment. First achieve ur primary aim first, and that is education before pursuing any other dream. For those who think they can make it without reading their book, u are trending on a dangerous lane, always put dis in mind, if u are caught ur world is on fire. Always consider the disadvantage of any action before going into it.
GOD BLESS

Funny Answers To Normal Questions GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else? BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
WAITER: Would you like your coffee black? CUSTOMER: What other colours do you have?
MANAGER: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. JOB APPLICANT: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
DAD: Son, what do you want for your birthday? SON: Not much dad, Just a radio, a sports car and a Play- station 4 game.
CUSTOMER: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! WAITER: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
HUSBAND: You'll drive me to my grave! WIFE: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
MAN: Officer! There's a bomb in my room! OFFICER: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
HUSBAND: You know wife, our son got his brain from me. WIFE: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
FATHER: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! SON: That's why I say she's not good!

Bartering was first recorded in Egypt over 4,500 years ago.

In the past, people have used many different things as
money. Among them: salt, cocoa beans, grain, cows, shark’s teeth, and precious stones.

The first record of a coin is by Croesus, King of Lydia (now
part of Turkey).

The world’s smallest coin weighed only .002 grams and
was from Nepal.

The world’s heaviest coin was from Sweden and weighed 43
pounds 7 1/4 oz.

The writing of many coins is often a type of code to save
space.

Coins have a grooved edge because in the past dishonest
traders filed down the edgesto remove some of the
precious metal. Many countries print images or writing at the very edge of the coin to prevent this same dishonest practice.

A banknote is made on special paper; when held up to the light , it reveals a watermark that looks like a picture.

A security thread is enclosed in the paper used for currency; this makes copying more difficult for counterfeiters.

The world’s smallest banknote, issued in Morocco, was the size of a postage stamp.

The largest check every written was from the American ambassador to the Indian government for $1,279,187,490.

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There are 138 stock exchanges in the world. Money Coins Barter Trade Banks Stock Exchanges

The largest bank note was the Chinese 1 Kwan, printed
in the 14th century, measuring 9 X 13 inches.

More money is spent on arms in the world than on education, health, or any other form of development.

The cost of the 10-years campaign to eradicate smallpox
worldwide was Less than three hours spending
on arms worldwide.

Half the population of the world earns only 5% of the
world’s total wealth.

The first european stock exchange was established in Antwerp, Belgium, in 1531.

While not all of a person income is taxable in Norway, some people there pay more than 100% of their taxable income.

The highest recorded personal tax demand is one for $336 million on the estate of Howard Hughes.

Four of the richest countries in the world with some of the
highest personal income, Bahrain, Brunei, Kuwait, and
Qatar, have no tax at all.

As a check is only an instruction to a bank, it can be written on anything. In the past people have written checks on such things as stone slabs, bananas and cows.

Many countries have a central bank to keep watch on private banks.