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RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 11:41am On Nov 21, 2022
Nia69:
I wish to be alone. undecided
Hmm not even with me? u're wicked o... undecided angry
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 11:30am On Nov 21, 2022
Nia69:
I know, that's just what your post is.
Lol ...no na I'm serious.

Just that saying u don't want to have a partner is hard to believe, think am na
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 11:17am On Nov 21, 2022
Nia69:
Lol, I don't have a partner. Not willing to.
cock and bull..

RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 11:07am On Nov 21, 2022
Joshmuch:
Here comes the tactics.

1. Dress well, look good from head to toe.

2. Approach a lot of girls, ideally 3 girls daily.

3. Apply the SIT method on approach: Smile, Intent and Touch.
S- Smile before approach
I- Show your intention by desiring her, look her from head, boobs to toe
T- Ensure you touch her, be close to her when talking. touch could be handshake, a tap on shoulder anything to break touch barrier.

4. Deliver your opening e.g. hi, I saw you from behind catwalking or walking or dancing or sitting etc and I had to come say , you have a nice figure.( remember with SIT method).
She will smile, then introduce yourself. Then say what you are there doing e.g. I just came to buy something before I got distracted by this sexy girl( You are referring to her, now she is smiling and happy) . Ask her what she is up to or where she is going etc. Then, cut off the rapport, SIT method again,tell her you are rushing somewhere and ask her that you would like to see her like tommorow maybe around 5pm to get to know her better.If she agrees to see you tomorrow or maybe she is free another day. Give her your phone to put in her number.( Don't ask: can I have your number). Then, give her a beep for her to have yours. SIT method on the closing and leave. Call her the next day about the meet and tell her the address or location to meet, bar, restaurant ( for me it's usually my home) and proceed from there if you know what to do. If not ask, and I will continue.
wow..this is dope...getting what I'm looking for..thanks..but pls can you continue??
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 11:02am On Nov 21, 2022
Nia69:
Yeah smiley
So what's your story.. How did he do it?
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 10:10am On Nov 21, 2022
Nia69:
No, go and modify it.
Done!
You're good?
PoliticsRe: What Has Our Politicians Really Done To Deserve This???... by ccjoe(op): 9:32am On Nov 21, 2022
Abfinest007:
Their actions sent many to eir grave when they bring back those they sent to d grave then I can apologize
And how's that supposed to be true.
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 9:14am On Nov 21, 2022
Great0ne1:
Are you sure she will be ready for honest relationship ? It takes two of you, to make it work.
yeah! a gud girl would.
PoliticsWhat Has Our Politicians Really Done To Deserve This???... by ccjoe(op):
I've just come to realize that some of we Nigerians don't seem to value what we have.
We always point accusing fingers and blame others for our frustrations and failures just in a bid to relieve ourselves.

Look I'm never of the opinion that our politicians are the reason why we are where we are in this country today, and NEVER will be!

The mere thought that some people accuse these poor leaders of failing them beats me. I mean this are our very own, we keep selling them poorly to the international community to mock them.
We portray them as being thieves and evil just to feel good and yet we still everyday.

We quickly forget the sacrifices and price these people pay to rule us. Some of them even risk their health and private life just to serve us and yet all we do is insult them and accuse them of stealing our money even when we ourselves(not all though) dupe people daily.

When will we start taking up responsibilities for ourselves and let these poor politicians be? When will we start seeing all the good they are doing for us? As a matter of fact, some of us even critizing them if given the chance to lead will fail woefully.
A few days ago, I was in tears after reading about how a politician confessed to almost having HBP whenever he sees the insults that his fellow nigerians hurl at him daily online. C'mon people, that's so low. Let's stop this rubbish.

Just incase you have ever insulted a politician it's time you apologize and turn a new leave. Let's defend our own please.

## Let's hear from you, and this time no insults on anyone please..

RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 8:14am On Nov 21, 2022
Nia69:
I'm** undecided
Thanks dear.
Happy now?
SportsRe: Qatar 2022: Which Team Are You Rooting For As The Winner? by ccjoe: 9:58pm On Nov 20, 2022
Ooooh!!!!!!! How did I open This stup!d thread

how did I get here.. aaah aaah!

RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 9:41pm On Nov 20, 2022
SPAMBOX7:
And I hope you are also ready to learn the hard wayhuh
what hard way..c'mon not all girls are into that shi!t

I've spent 5years to study in school
..am coming out with a first class... And now I want a great relationship
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op):
lilvicky68:
I would have said you should face your studies.. but you are already 27 at final year so no need.
yeah! I'm already graduating with a first class.
Nairaland GeneralLook What A Father Did...this Will Get You by ccjoe(op): 9:07pm On Nov 20, 2022
"My father told me that it was better to learn to master the ball barefoot to have sensitivity in the foot and I promised him that I would master that ball like no other, but what really happened was that he did not have money to give me a pair of shoes.

When I won my first Ballon d'Or, I didn't cry with joy, I cried because I didn't have my father" -RONALDINHO GAUCHO”

Source: Gasparek Istvan Zoltan

RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 8:50pm On Nov 20, 2022
Moh247:
Out of curiosity

As I don't belong to your new generation of GenZ Red pill Alpha male bullshit

Give us your game on how to get a get chick

Throw your so called redpill lines and step to get a girl

.
pls don't mind them...most of them are the ones making some girls think every guy is a Playboy that only wants to take advantage of them
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 8:48pm On Nov 20, 2022
Moh247:
smiley


Wooing and toasting is kind of outdated this days

Simply walk up to her, introduce yourself and tell her you stay around and would love to be a friend and get her number

If she gives you her number call her and make her know it's you and if it's cool to chat her up on Whatsapp

If she agreed , chat her up briefly to know basics about her, hobbies, her kind of music, any intresting thing about her and be funny, relaxed and make her comfortable enough.

Next thing is to ask her if you guys can hangout on a date,

Take her to a simple restaurant, order for food, chat her up and make sure you know if she's single or in a relationship, if she's single then move on to start flattering and teasing her in a funny way to soften her up

After the date chat her up for a day or two then request another date

If the second date goes smoothly, then move on to inviting her to your house


.
thank u sir
RomanceRe: Am I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 8:47pm On Nov 20, 2022
SPAMBOX7:
Op swallow the redpill first. If you can't do that at least go learn game.
Only then you will see that the poster above me spilled trash.

"Tell her you'd love to be a friend"

Lmfao
Bro I don't want 2 be manipulative..I want to be sincere, and I want an honest relationship ...not all this faking here and there...thanks
RomanceAm I Missing Something? How Did You Woo Your Partner ... by ccjoe(op): 8:15pm On Nov 20, 2022
This might sound strange in this present generation of ours but the fact is I have never wooed a girl. I am 27, all the girls I have been with either showed signs that they liked me and I capitalized on that or it just happened by chance. Right now I have no one and I have been thinking of approaching a certain girl for a serious relationship but the thought of walking up to her sends shiver down my spine. Mind you I am funny and outgoing. Still schooling though, in my final year. I don't have much money to play any trick on her lol.

So guys how did you woo your girl? What did you tell her and to the ladies, how did your guy woo you?

I am pretty sure I am not the only guy in this predicament so sharing your experience will be of help to a lot of guys.
RomanceRe: I Have Destroyed Myself Finally! by ccjoe: 9:11pm On Nov 19, 2022
Gamblingaddict:
I borrowed 400000 naira to settle a bank loan that has been an obstacle to the progress of my life.

Now I have lost everything through gambling again.

How did I get here!

I have destroyed my life nothing to fight for again.

I am an addict a chronic debtor, poor looking POOR
No life ambition.

I am dead already.


I have brought this to myself.

Shame and disgrace!!!!

Tho I look like an innocent person. But I am addict.


And I have destroyed my life.

May mates have made a lot of progress in Life.

I am in the pool of debt and poverty because of gambling!!!!!
Letz make a deal.
Here's it, anytime you have money and are about to bet, don't place the bet, instead get in touch with me, hand me your money and let me know your intended bet...if it turns out a winning bet I'll pay you in full, but if it losses then I'll give u back 90% of ur cash (which u could have lost) and keep the 10%...this will help u gradually with the habit.
RomanceRe: I Have Destroyed Myself Finally! by ccjoe: 9:00pm On Nov 19, 2022
Gamblingaddict:
It sure is a terrible addiction.


I never gambled in my life before. But I wonder how fast I became addicted to it.

Was introduced to gamble early last year ever since I have not looked back.

I have consistently wasted the good morning I would have used to make my life better and achieve my dreams and goal.


I am in a deeeeeeep mess right now.


Would I ever change?


If I get an amount now. There's every probability. I will pay all to the gods of gambling.

I am always less fed, I don't have any cloth.

I look really POOR!!!?


I AM REALLY TIRED
Lol grin
BusinessRe: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by ccjoe: 8:33am On Nov 18, 2022
AncientTimes:
Are you now in the group.?

I am sorry about that. If you are not in the group, kindly send me another message let me add you up. I rarely come to this thread.
pls sir can u add me to the WhatsApp group?

My no is 080627792 four six

I sent u a pm already.


Thanks.
RomanceRe: Share Your Crazy Room Mate Experience Here by ccjoe: 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2022
My roomie was weird. Always farting out loudly and frequently(his farts are very loud and intimidating) ..dude says he love inhaling his farts...very madt fellow smiley we suffer that year for the boy hand no be small...
SportsRe: Real Madrid Players Gifted New Electric BMW Cars Worth ₦‎140m Each (Photos) by ccjoe: 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2022
Ronaldo now cheesy

RomanceLook What Europeans Did To Her by ccjoe(op): 4:50pm On Oct 02, 2022
Who was sarah baartman?


Saartjie (Sara) Baartman was one of the first black women known to be subjugated to human sexual trafficking. She was derisively named the “Hottentot Venus” by Europeans as her body would be publicly examined and exposed inhumanly throughout the duration of her young life. Moreover. her experience reinforced the already existing and extremely negative sexual fascination with African women bodies by the people of Europe.

Sara Baartman was born in 1789 at the Gamtoos River, now known as the Eastern Cape in South Africa. Baartman and her family were members of the Gonaquasub group of the Khoikhoi. Baartman grew up on a colonial farm where she and her family most likely worked as servants. Her mother died when she was aged two and her father, who was a cattle driver, died when she was still a young girl.

By her teenage years Baartman married a Khoikhoi man who was a drummer. They had a child together who died shortly after birth. When Baartman was sixteen, her husband was murdered by Dutch colonists. Soon after, she was sold into slavery to a trader named Pieter Willem Cezar, who took her to Cape Town where she became a domestic slave to his brother, Hendrik. On October 29, 1810, although she could not read, 21-year-old Baartman supposedly signed a contract with William Dunlop, a physician, who was a friend of the Cezar brothers.

This contract required her to travel with the Cezar brothers and Dunlop to England and Ireland where she would work as a domestic servant since technically slavery had been abolished in Great Britain. Additionally, she would be exhibited for entertainment purposes. Baartman would receive a portion of earnings from her exhibitions and would be allowed to return to South Africa after five years. However, the contract was false on all details and her enslavement continued for the remainder of her life.

Baartman was first exhibited in London in the Egyptian Hall at Piccadilly Circus on November 24, 1810. Her public treatment, however, quickly drew the attention of British abolitionists who charged Dunlop and the Cezars with holding Baartman against her will. The court ruled against Baartman after Pieter Cezar produced the contract that had been signed by Baartman. Baartman also testified that she was not being mistreated.

The publicity generated by the court trial increased Baartman’s popularity as an exhibit. She was taken on tours throughout England and by 1812 as far away as Limerick, Ireland.

In September 1814, after staying four years in Great Britain, Baartman was taken to France and sold to S. Reaux, an exhibitor who showcased animals. He put Baartman on public display in and around Paris, often at the Palais Royal. He also allowed her to be sexually abused by patrons willing to pay for her defilement. Reaux garnered considerable profit due to the public’s fascination with Baartman’s body.


Sara Saartjie Baartman died in Paris on December 29, 1815 at the age of 26. It is speculated that she died of tuberculosis or syphilis. Even after her death, many of her body parts would go on display at the Musée de l’Homme (Museum of Man), in Paris to support racist theories about people of African ancestry. Some of the body parts remained on display until 1974.


In 1994 South African President Nelson Mandela formally requested that Baartman’s remains be returned to South Africa. On March 6, 2002, her remains were returned and buried at Hankey in the Eastern Cape Province.

Kindly upvote this so that lots of people can see it.

(Sara) Saartjie Baartman (1789-1815) •

RomanceRe: +18: She's Just Too Beautiful, So I Did This. To Be Deleted Soon. [PIC] by ccjoe: 1:51pm On Oct 01, 2022
iLegendd:
I hope you've seen it now.
pls bro my payoneer acct got blocked.. Wana add my moms's payoneer acct on my amazon kdp acct to receive my royalty, do u think amazon will accept it considering the fact that two of her names matches with mine?


@iLegendd
CrimeRe: See Nigerian Secondary School Where Men Pay N5000 To Sleep With Students by ccjoe(op): 9:48am On Sep 20, 2022
Edopesin:
I dey around 10 then, before 15 I don sabi everything where need to be understood. Thank God for home training and say I no try drugs

All I will say is that, All these so called private schools in Nigeria breed a lot of sophisticated miscreants. I lived in Benin city and Ikotun, where students go dey knack for inside class.

The private schools I attended then were actually one of the most expensive in the area that you would expect better. Fornication for uniben no even bad sef
wow sad! Sorry man
CrimeRe: See Nigerian Secondary School Where Men Pay N5000 To Sleep With Students by ccjoe(op): 9:32am On Sep 20, 2022
All those 18-21 are easy to catch.
CrimeRe: See Nigerian Secondary School Where Men Pay N5000 To Sleep With Students by ccjoe(op): 9:30am On Sep 20, 2022
Edopesin:
You even try sef, if I talk my own una fit no believe
talk ur own joor grin abi dem disvirgin you from Belle?? cry wink
CrimeSee Nigerian Secondary School Where Men Pay N5000 To Sleep With Students by ccjoe(op): 9:12am On Sep 20, 2022
UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATION: FGGC Langtang security guard pimps schoolgirls for N5,000

With N5,000, or even less, one of the security guards employed to
protect students at the Federal Government Girls College (FGGC),
Langtang, Plateau state, would gladly love-vendor the girls to
strangers.


Speaking to TheCable’s undercover reporter, the guard gave an insight
into how he organises “runs” for the teenagers for a fee, and how this
is a common practice. This investigation by FEMI OWOLABI and SEYI
AWOJULUGBE also exposes the rot in the once-prestigious Unity School,
where students use water from an untreated well, sleep on broken beds,
study in hostile classrooms — and live practically unprotected from
predators.


The reporter had disguised as a visiting businessman in need of girls
to spend “a nice time” with. He promised to pay the guard more than
what he would ask for. All the “big man” needed was a guarantee of a
swell time. The excited guard called endlessly, excessively delighted
with the business at hand.

TheCable ran into a little bad luck along the way — the timing of the
visit coincided with when the SS3 girls were writing their exams in
July 2022, and other classes were on vacation. But, not to worry, the
guard was ready to pull the strings all the same.

Settling over a plate of rice ordered for him at the guest house, the
guard told his would-be customer that girls in SS3 who were rounding
off their final exams would make the perfect picks.


" i am giving you outgoing students,” he said, his face loosening into a
smile. “There are some writing exams, it’s just to get a clue to know
them and ask if they can do this for me. There are girls who do ‘runs’
but the issue is money.”
The guard, who was quick to request for money so he could move round
and also “sort out” the girls’ transportation, revealed that there are a
couple of schoolgirls who are into the act of sneaking out of the
school premises.

“You’ll discuss how much you’ll give them,” he said, pocketing the
N5,000 the reporter had given him as upfront for the task. “All those
girls are small girls and they don’t know money much. If you treat them
well, they will look for you if you’re still around.”

The guard had left his duty post. For hours, he was moving round the
school, searching for girls who could be available under the tight
deadline.

“I have arranged two girls now, and they will come to meet you when
they are done with their exams today,” he would later say on phone.

Source :–The Cable

Foreign AffairsRe: Queen's Burial: Joe Biden Driven In Convoy, Other World Leaders Lumped In A Bus by ccjoe: 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2022
obedience4:
On land, were is the boko haram war being fought in the sea grin
Has the Nigeria amry ever tried and amphibious landing before..huh
Please Nigeria is not the best military in Africa.
The Egyptian army will take 2 months to occupy Nigeria..
the boko haram issue is political. We're being played. Don't you get it?
Foreign AffairsRe: Queen's Burial: Joe Biden Driven In Convoy, Other World Leaders Lumped In A Bus by ccjoe: 2:28pm On Sep 19, 2022
ExudeLoveToAll:
This is disinformation.

US has the highest collection of conventional weaponry in the world.

More than 11 Aircraft carries to project air superiority over a distant territory, best air force in the world with plethora of stealth toys all over the place the list are endless.

If you think the US military doctrine is based solely on nuclear weapons stock pile then you aren't really aware of the US military might.

As for comparing the Nigerian military might with the US when there isn't corruption, I guess your hopes are just over the moon. Do you know that the US military budget which is heading to the 1trillion dollars mark a year is more than the Nigerian national budgets since 1990 to 2022 combined?


Is this the military you think you can suppasse in just a few years?
Bro forget that hype, Nigeria's military is stronger than the US on land and water flat out...aside the nuclear weapon and aircraft they're weak...leave budget matter..no be by budget bro..

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