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ochon:
Chai.. I feel loved.

Aga'm esiri gi ofe ndi Anambra - Ofe Onugbu nke soro uso. okwa ina alikiya?

A choro m' li Ofe onugbo,a cho mu Ofe egusi mo bu Ofe akukwo ni ya na ezigbo nni ji

FrancisTony:
Nawa O. Foolishness is a bliss.

Don't just mind him,he is a banned goat who being vulgar is his way of acting out

softsparkyy:
Hahahahahhahaha just sit on the fence datz all. I am supporting both of them.

My dear na fence I dey o

Obayaya if I fly to aso rock no see you there you will have it hot with me o.

So e bu nwa nsuka Onye igbo?

ochon:
Daluu rinne.

Amuru mu na 13th October, echi bu birthday mu.

chei,definitely opening a thread for you
Gini ki g' esi anyi bu umu nwanne gi?

ochon:
Happy birthday ajo nwa, Obayaya.

Nwa nti ike.. Oji onu kara umunna ya.

Enjoy your day bro.. I wish you the best things in life.

We Libras rock.

#teamLibra

ndi libra otu mu
Kedu mgbe a mu gi?

ochon:
LOL. The young man ended up whooping my àss.

Forget all those harsh words, it's just for fun, and after all of them, I still lost. So it's not about being harsh, it's about being creative and following the rules.

Welcome to the section of brave hearts.

hahahaha
I no fit stay o,reading through una lines I feel bad joor

softsparkyy:
Console a brother naaa.O chon you really tried.

I don't even know how this rap thing works,
I no no wetin b punchline or yabs.my dear no blame me
Just read through olubukatto same thing.
I give am
Words too strong for me

ochon:
Rap battle... It's just a battle, people get dissed but that's where it ends. There's nothing else to it. During battle, you can use one's "personal online history (personals)" to diss him. It doesn't mean it's beefing, just text-battling.

ok forgive my ignorance on rap battles, I am clueless
Well noted now,kinda felt bad for the yung man

When it feels right then it is right,dont matter the time spent together.
Might take yrs might take months,whatever works for y'all
#IMO

Happy birthday sweetie we libra's rock

Wishing you long life, prosperity and all the good things of life.
As a senator I trust your party will be off the chart
Shey you do thanksgiving oooo

Tags, olubukato, Xtarxhyne, jbluv55, Obinoscopy

ochon:
Iam = IAMAROMOLAERAN, a Nler and battler
Cart her sis = Catharsis
Bar = represent Demba Ba, ex chelsea player
King james = lebron james
Wade = Dwayne wade and his wife Gabrielle Union
for "getting the 15 points" and "king of dópe", Google "escoba" and "Pablo Escobar" respectively


Senator Olubukatto's Sodomizátion

They call this bítch, "Senator" Olubukato.. A faggít that chases anything on skirt?// A gay in the closet with a tooth like a bucket?// nigga puhleeaseee...only a lame deadbeat//.. With an IQ that aint legit// will call this dumbass a Senator, cos the only thing Senatorial// about this wacktard is his penchant for ràping & marrying prebuscent romance section girls when time is crucial//...a true son of his father, Yerima!!


I'm King James in this brawl land// my tech packs so much heat they'll make you crawl back to Cleaveland//.. But if Olu proves stronghead// I'll Wade// through his mom's tight coochie when we consumate our Union in Miami while I moan out her name Gabrielle ooooo...


This Pùssy's only life achievement is when three chicks on romance section got him wooed// while I'm busy nailing her mom on that same wood which is a plywood// ...with great precision, like a Car painter from his neck of the wood//


Olu's bars are wack and retardèd// his writtens filled with fillers will get any vet pissed// and get him sacked//..
While My bar gives vets heavily feeling leaving the nerds perplexed// as he "scores" with sharp precision leaving the crowd at Atatürk Olympic Stadium with órgasms and visibly awed// as y'all Kneel down together with my Bar so that Allah can be praised//..

Olu is a wanted cannibal// an annoying criminal//.. a fugitive at cuba// nigga was claiming Hannibal// after stealing a yam tuber// the only valuable thing he's achieved in life is buying "tura"// and getting 15 points, so this twát thinks the floggings I'm giving him is a game - Escoba// hehehehe.. Maybe he's oblivious of the fact that all my drops are sick that's why they say I'm the King of dópe lines, because I don't hide them, I'm Pablo Escobar

This riff-raff is Clueless// a fuckin' paranoid belong to the species of "TANoid"... I've lost all Patience with this dumbàss// ...So while I wish him Goodluck on his quest to #BringBackHisGirls that I rendered useless// I'll spit bars that will make me the President now that's a flawless victory in this lyrical Mortal Kombat


He is like the president of Association of Åssanal Haters!!// him and your Obayaya are losers//atypical Assanal fans they are....Serial wánkers// not representative of a type, group, or class// among the football elites// I'll sòdomise and end y'all careers// once and for all and gun y'all Gunners down with my arsenal//... I guess they Ate too much goals at Old Trafford that's why their belly are shapeless// I guess it's time to remind him why they Call us the Red Devils//...


I'm evil, I don't play nice// so you cant find me dead on any muscian's hook though I kill in quick succession, yet I'm cool as ice// idíot I ain't Talking 'bout the rappers whether it's one with a T or a cube as their sufffix// I'm talkin' 'bout my street credibility.. If you doubt me, nicely go ask 9ice//...

This gáy is from the slums and lacks proper home training// he's asking Kr0ne the secret to winning Iam as if Kr0ne will tell him any// so being a cheerful being// I'll Sun this prodigal dweeb's wife to give birth to an illegitimate "son" with my hot spérms..nurtured in mount Olypmus so that when this rage fills my vein as a titan, without gainsaying// I'll rip open his bowel and cent the whole NL sections with the sordid smell of his blood but that's after I've made him Will. I.am his last penny

I feel sorry for bodybagging this goon with ties to ISIS// and ráping his nieces// but since he's not a Journalist, I won't behead this idìotic lass// that I can call an incurable disease// I'll rather cart her sis// away so I can cleanse and purify her of her emotional madness//..

R.I.P Olufucktardtto

sorry to quote the whole post but Please ochon is this Rap or a yabbing contest

obayaya:
Prayer Point.

A pure heart create for me O God. Put a new and loyal spirit within me. Do not cast me away from your presence. Do not take your holy spirit away from me. Give me the joy that comes from your salvation and make my spirit Obedient. Psalm 51:10- 12

Happy Birthday to me

Happy birthday sweetie

I am tripping 4 jbluv55 voice
Who send me this morning

Did you open this thread to mock him?
Nothing funny about this? people are actually suffering I don't see why you have to make a joke about it

Rapsainot:
all share it as you like

thanks so much,the cake better sweet as e fine o

Chei chei
All this my cake,i go fit share am finish?

Thanks so much u guys
@BlackStallion,lol thanks so much,i was compelled to reply you, quiet touching post @ least part of it

OkikiOluwa1:
Thou art welcome.
Enjoy your day, don't give ya heart to KelvinGraphics. He's a Chelsea fan. Most Chelsea fans are touts.
Pitch ya tent with Arsenal guys. Those wey sabi take care of women.

I wanna be his Dr Eva

teeo:
Is that a smile

I don over smile,cant u c say na blush

Pls ooo,i might not quote everyone but I will like all your post, make una no vex 4 me

Thanks so much,i can't stop smiling

starlingleanets:
so will u sign d contract or attend ur wedding?

will do both,take the wedding to the venue where them dey sign contract

The contract fit be our wedding register

Chei,c how my head dey swell for here ooooo

Thanks so much you guys, means a lot to me.
My E-hubby kelvingraphics u too much.Muahhh
Jbluv55, missberrypop5,jaybee3,iceberylin,ShirelleBaby,ggrin,Rapsainot,Caseless,Obinoscopy,dytbabe,OkikiOluwa1,KingTom, dygeasy, mizmycoli, libertyfather,Elantracey, naijaboiy I see u all.
#blushing

starlingleanets:
Hello miss you sound cool and the coolness of your voice got me thinking u got something to say on this issue on ground.*took my seat,waiting for her opinion*

hahahaha
Abeg gimme 1million in hand than 100billion imaginary dollars

Happy birthday my dear,really wish you the best in your life endeavour.
The only nairaland way I don meet,love you plenty sweetie,

Sorry it is coming later.

Idowuogbo come see your birthday mate o
#tags R231, jaybee3

Abeg where una dey from dig all this names? E get nairaland roll call register way I no no about?

jaybee3:
Thanks

I hope na both our cars you dey pre-order o
If not ll nag your life span short

Jbluv55:
You forget easily damsel . I gave you a package which I also didn't know what was in it .

I do forget o,i have short memory
Remind me biko

Jbluv55:
Aha!!! Your birthday is tomorrow . I remember last year coz I was there .

You were?
Really?

naijaboiy:

Abeg make una sofri dey make me laugh this evening abeg

ask the dude oooo,he has been shouting same thing on this thread,make your point & hush it must you go about quoting everyone?

What's wrong that one is openly admiring another?

chimerase2:
ok I hv heard but I only take oooh mpa

has the likes on your profile picture increased

MizMyColi:
Owh that.

I registered May 12

Before Sista Senami came to do her thing.

Plus I'm a very fast learner, when I'm interested.

You remember the day you registered
Even if I check my profile a million times it still won't stick

MizMyColi:

Nope, Nope.

Yeah though.


Old Observer.

Guest tins.

That was when I noticed you, idowu, claire, selena, Teo,........

I heard of NL way back in the university, but never quite got around becoming a member.

Everything looked so cumbersome at the time.

Why?
You gat anyone in mind?

no ooo,i checked your profile notice say you registered new just curious as to how u know your way around