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Royal Roy:
Nanny to Cuba on a boat cruise sipping pina colada !!!



cdamsel is a certified clown.

Oxford certified...... not like Oduah o

Ewuro707: Nanny bawo.

xynerise: You are with the watermelon or you are the watermelon?

jay bee: Choi xynerise you go fear kweshion
Isn't it obvious?
She don park commot bra for this thread since morn

xynerise: I dey suspect you

jay bee: How you take know?

xynerise: Have you shown DX where the hole is?

Ewuro707: Hello FR, how are y'all. I could use a trip to Cuba right now. Saw an ad $1200 all inclusive trip.nice & warm, sipping piña colada half naked suntanning, that cool soothing beach wave sounds hmmmm. * wake up jgal & get back to work. I can't wait for summer.

So I'm currently taking guitar lesson and about to release my first amateur youtube video titled 'STILL ROCKING'.

Wish me luck.

Dami & CC I miss you guys oh.

xynerise: I love your signature

fijiano202: abeg no vex,just leave that girl with her expired Punanni,she was just Joking with u

shizzle11: no, she no pass

hustler anthem: i no wan release d girl name yet..i no trust boys for this thread..till later

yemi2plus: My brother, I nor go lie oh. You too make senseS. If you can find love on nairaland, then, there is hope for the OP and other in same shoe.

xynerise: Go get it!

You can print a complementary card too

xynerise: Don't be a coward. Cant you fight for your right?

xynerise: Ramsey Noah dey lie jare. .

If you ready to come let me know

xynerise: Story. You no get Uncles and ''Uncles'' for Lagos?

emmadan: haha,mods,what is the meaning of kitten?y una change the tin way i type na...

xynerise: Na Ajegunle make you hate Lagos abi?

D-Explorer:
Which hole you take confirm am?

xynerise: Which accent?

Oh! Handcent? . If you come Lagos, I no say you go tell bike man say make e take you to Aba from Lagos

xynerise: Na Aba-Ngwa you dey?

D-Explorer:
E pass am!
I bin dey try reduce the thing but as at now, it stands at 11inches.
Xyne and Jaybee combine no reach am. . .ask them

xynerise: Lol. Don't worry, I will inject anesthetic in your vein

xynerise: It depends where you dey come from

xynerise: You fit trek na

D-Explorer:
Tah, parkwell!
My head no go gree you enjoy am. . .e no go enter your mouth

Obi Okpor: your punny 4 hear am!!!

xynerise: . Juicy isn't it?


E don tay wey I buy am o. It should be around that amount. Go to places like Orile, Iyana-Oba, Festac/Alakija, Idumota, maybe shoprite sells it too

xynerise: Wait na.

Get this in the market for N300 or less and dig a hole on it. Let the hole be the same length and width of your kpekus and you are good to go

jay bee: Chei so you decoded 'em words

Omo make i yarn you correct torey

I was blasting out them names so tey i been want make them see me from heaven how their boy was living large on top you na

jay bee: you wey dey cry tears of joy

abegiiiii

I go open your yansh oh

jay bee: hheheheheheheh

I for help you but he don tey wey i been calculate radius

Ok why don't you try this

do mini mini mani mo and any hole wey your thing enter is the right hole

jay bee: why are we still debating this when you've clearly provided factual evidence that i'm half kenyan
This dude need no damn red bull

xynerise: Hmmm. Ok.

Close your eyes and lock your doubt. Oya open your mind and spread your legs. I am coming with my bazooka

Almost in . Open ya eyes