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xynerise: visit www.shutdafuckupandgetmarried.mobi

*in my Ghana accent
Chei bros you WICKED

jay bee: Build a tent and you might as well start thinking about maintenance fee

In and out is da way bro

smh,jay so u cant last up to a min?
U over fall my hand

xynerise: If you wish

whisper 'em into my ears sure gonna give me multiple orga.sm

xynerise: Have you heard of Chainsaw massacre?

sure u gonna tell me

xynerise: . You are right bro. You don't go there to build a tent

just when I was about to pass the baton to u

jay bee: well well well i achieved my aim.

My aim was to enter not to reside their duhhhhhh

after all the mouth u made?
Oga xynerise pls come take over,i hear u don't dull

jay bee: I went 6 rounds with you yesterday. Oya prove it didn't happen

Point is, you can claim anything on the internet

ohhhh u didn't no it actually happened? U passed out when still on the 1st round, was disappointed I must confess

jay bee: They are sometimes the best ya know

They obey simple instructions

Tell them to bend down, touch toe and don't look back <===== So i heard

my oga ddon go far ooooo,chei

jay bee: Believe it happened and you might as well believe i'm the pope

well even though evidence could b misleading bt It was too convincing

jay bee: DMX met some at the ice cream parlor though

190 could have been meeting them in dreamland as well

I hope so

jay bee: Names such as:

Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia,Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, Alicia,Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki,Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky,Cookies,
Tonya, Diane, Lori, Carla,Marina,Selena,Katrina,Sabrina,Kim, LaToya, tina, Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita,
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, Ronda , Donna, Ulanda (WHAT?) Tawana, and Wanda



Let's just blame X

oooo no,names u & I both know,drove them off NL sef,i just hope them no commit suicide afterward

jay bee: 190 has been giving out free punny?

u never hear, u b jjc oga?he comes on NL to announce names of people who he has shagged na

jay bee: Is this the norm or you talking from experience ma'am

its a norm,ask 190 & his cohort

Fynestboi: lwkmd.... really?

but I lie?

Mynd_44: I dont?

no, u either eat popcorn like sky said or u laugh ur butt off & tell the OP TO GO & DIE

sкчscrαρεr™:
true talk...ayam suprised myself

he seemed not to be eating pop-corn these days

its so not like him? Mynd dishing out good advice

OMG mynd's account has been hacked?

Mysticgal how is your mom doing?has she come out of coma? U haven't updated the thread I'm kinds worried.
How u holding up?back to abj now?

Ewuro707: I'm so sorry sweetie, the link to the party dey up there

me way don c even before you post link? I no b learner for NL na
Just sad I no follow for siblings? Cos I no b yoruba? Is it fair?

bellong: You should have told your mother-in-law to tell her son her wish because he is the one responsible for donating the Y-chromosome.

You have no say in the gender of a child but your husband. Whatever comes from him is what you will have.

oga u took the words from my mouth

Ewuro707: Well it's for my brothers.

now that hurt me feelings

Ewuro707: You don see Kulyie pic?

y una no dey ever carry me come the party?pls na show me

Idowuogbo: Feck people ke? Ayam a one man woman o! Na only one blokos I dey tidy.

so u dey tidy blokos?

Mummy ID come & hear what your daughter is spewing

fresh_dude: Like a white Macbook Pro?

nooo my phone works just fine + I don't do white

But seriously I got a HTC tab for my bday last year & it's just sitting down collecting dust & the person feels I don't appreciate the gift which is not true

But when I got a bracelet I cherished it even more than the tab u know why?cos anytime I look @ it I just remember who gave it to me & I rock the bracelet like na only me get,& if u make mistake ask me about the bracelet u ll see me going on & on about who got me the bracelet

I believe in practical gifts,before I get u a gift I must make sure it something you need or I give you a list of things to choose from

salsera: Even to thief designer bag for here you go sweat sotay u go give up

I don't think u re doing it right,if na me ll thief without asking, then she go tire to buy cos no b she dey use them all,ADDICTION OVER
U can thank me later,bt seriously oohh,now u mentioned it,i think I ve a friend like that even though his never reach 1000 pairs bt he just buy stuffs that he end up not using,i don preach tire,i pray he changes this new year he said he would

I think the thing is the have the money to buy those things so they don't see the need not to buy them,in all honestly it's their money sha,bt there a lot of better ways to spend the money,thats what I dey try teach this friend of mine,maybe u should try it also

Idowuogbo: U need gini? U go bleed tire afterwards.

No try am!

it just might come in handy one day na

ypepe: Yes nash u a absolutely right. Had since deleted my posts there.

where I dey dey when all this una heated arguments dey go on?i need dey follow u oooo,u & CC sure know how u find the crazy threads

Mynd_44: Thank you ma'am. You know I offer more than flowers

I didn't know oooo

shizzle11: Na joke I dey.

Me I be your enemy

its alright

Mynd_44: Girls here dont accept and appreciate flowers

y should we,when they re gonna die in 1hr time

Throwing them away ll b even harder ll prefer something I can c & always remember who gave it to me & smile

uj_sizzle: Lol you wan win prize for cheerio?

uj don't you know how hard it is to cheer?

Mynd_44: a low profile person will work better.

pick me,I am pretty low profile

Y don't u ve the cheerios category where people like us who no fall into any category can make ourselves useful by cheering others on