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yellowpawpaw: True talk. I will soon port to ur place.

Don't even talk about awka monkeys.
I've seen them that's why I said I will send them to him. They(awka pple)don't ever dare kill them. They r kind of sacred.


Tilapia, try going out moooore o!
Good for u. Will help u cure ur inhibitions very well. U can never tell.

hahahaha,i bet he ll piss himself @ the sight of them,lol.

tribes & their superstition sha@ them no killing d monkeys

Strauskhan1: just lost another lady to the 'other' tribe

ndo oooo,im 100% igbo

tunapa2009: @YPP...Party ke? I don't like party like that.. I hardly go for party but this year is my best outing so far I have been to about 3 weddings and planning to attend 2 more(at maximum)..

seriously I think this boy is my missing twin,i have been 2 barely 5 weddings my entire life,im so scared of having mine,i wish I & R231 would just have a close door ceremony ,but u know how yoruba people no b play with their owanbe

yellowpawpaw: U lv party too much!
Carry condo*m o!
Prevention is better than cure!


Tayour, I feel u.
E no easy at all.
At least u r free now.
Unless oliver want some more.


As per RR, I will send awka monkies after him!
I've already contacted the chief priest.

I'm soo tired.
Had dozed off already when this my mini fuji house of comotion woke me up.

I need hugh jackman right naw!

damn those awka monkeys re something else,especially in govt house u c them like they own the place,damn I once like 10monkey on my neighbour's fence one day,like they were doing some sort of umunna meeting

yellowpawpaw: U need to see Agulu lake.
Heard its the biggest lake in W.A. Don't know if that's tru but its very big. I think one of its arm is the oguta lake.


Anambra is cool but I'm missing d village scenerios in my home town.
No more big farm lands, bush parts and all those things that gives u the village air. The worst thing is the kind of competitive houses u see at home. I just don't like it at all. I lv country life very much.

if I enter my villa I go know say na villa,no need 4 A/c the house is cold 24/7,relocate comme my side na

yokis: Cdamsel,dont allow amarula over take you bcus if she do,i wont give you my name anymore lol

@ypp,lets pour water to cool down d heat naaa or wat do you tink?

am a bit tired,went for a friends wedding.....twas dancing all the way.

i greet d house ooooo

i don hands off RR,u ll soon c my R231 (my prince charming) he ll soon b here,i think his team messed up so he is might b AWOL,RR yanga don 2 much,me go run ooo,plenty fishes in the ocean

Strauskhan1: lieing...... Confess IJN

4 real oooo

Royal Roy: Game. on

Pick a date....lets rule together.

is that so RR,2 think I have been shaking my bum here 4 u just 2 notice

So u were in awka my area no hala me abi,ur Bleep up dey increase oooo,ur kidnapping value 2 dey increase, better wear that RR shirt make my boys 4 fit locate u in time & sharply k

yellowpawpaw: I will def watch that mr and mrs.
Hv had so much about it. Thanks CC.

YPP u won start ur own subtitle magic?lol

That MR & MRS is just so interesting,i was laughing so hard through out the movie,if that really happened then the lady deserve more than that range rover

Strauskhan1: Typical Yoruba Lady

im sorry 2 disappoint u bt I'm not yoruba ooo

ITbomb: U two would need an independent jury
Send them all to my mail itbomb@myopera.com
.
As for those other two fighting upstairs , I know nothing about them

tell that 2 190 I challenged him,bt his is not sure of all the mouth he has been tearing on NL

Baba Oyo: Deactivate account ke?

Is that allowed now?

Eeya, I hope she comes back on and debrief too.

yes na baba u have gone on NL 4 2 long,once u deactivate ur a/c u can't come bk unless with a new ID or so I hear,RR shey na so?

Efemena_xy: Lol!

But it has tey-tey since I finished school na!

Not sure I even know what rocks for students these days sef...

as in na film names b that ooo,i dey recommend film 4 u 2 watch,u said u wanted something tacky na

Is that & RR I sight?

bellong: Will do a clone of you to protect you from yourself...

sure that ll help?

Efemena_xy:

That's not helpful!

I was hoping you'd recommend something like...er...Grab your man o!...or how to snare a man in 3 days... or ... Jealous neighbour... or...leave am, e go tire...

see? something along those lines.

Oya CC, you've been highly recommended to recommend a cheap and tacky movie from yours truly (Naija)

ASUU strike,or my oga @ the top

4 real those re real movies

yellowpawpaw: Serious!
Ada mmadu!
Don't worry, big sis hv u completly covered from now on from these chewing gum boiz!

I'm very cool naw. Thank u Adaeze!

As for my end, maybe one day.

pls do ooooo,i need protection even from myself

yellowpawpaw: International chef of d year!

I can c ur handwork.

Damiso, looooongest time!
How r my little cuties?

Madam Tayour(omugwo nwanyi!)
How r we?


I dey vex with RR seriously!
He is yet to give me my kulikuli!
Not only that, he went to my state behind my back to floricate with my younger sis.
Thanks to baba oyo for exposing him!

hope u feeling better now?i was worried about u last 9t,plus I missed u,send me make I track RR down bring your kuli kuli,u trust me 2 deliver

So we re 4m same state?nice. Abu m nwa neni,gi nwa kwanu?kedu ebe e si?

190-the-clown:

see me see trouble oh!!
drop a gaddemn mail

190innairaland@gmail dot phucking c*u*m

I'll be waiting

190 send ur memoir then we can talk,not sending u no damn mail,re u shy u won't make the cut?
I'm not surprised

Chillisauce: I sometimes mistake debrief and CC advice. They seem like sisters to me.

True, Debrief, pls show ur self here and Tell us you are ok,
And the fighter, Jidegirl wia r u?

Cdamsel, howdy?

babe sorry mami I dey o,just boredon won kill me,i dey wait make my booty call come back so we can get frisky again

190-the-clown:
wow

how about we take this off NL and have a bet

You against me - 100K's the bet


guess you'll panic out.. noisemaker - bring wat uve got

well I don't put my money where my mouth isnt,i hate wasting my time so I need 2 know if u re actually worth d 100k,like I said I need a preview if not no deal,u d noise maker here not me,dont cry k,ll go easy on ya

190-the-clown:
lion in bed

u go about acting like u all that in bed,na ur kind dey cry when woman jam u oooo

We know ur kind? Upload a video of u killing it then I might believe & maybe let u touch my honey pot

Idowuogbo: Kai! This geh hen! U too like jigijigi.

Yokis, come and Yokosuna her o!

hw u know say na jigijigi business?lol

Bt finally the name 2 sweet 2 call 4 b...
Ooohhh yokisssss

yokis: Good morning everyone

#strollingby#

yokis this ur name they sweet me I no go lie u ooooooo

ninz: Hola at me wen u gat somthin

sure ll

Baba Oyo: Sorry for the news Yellowpawpaw. It will be well in the end!

Please where is Jidegirl o?
My one and only yeye Oba of Oyoland.

Show yourself o.

i think she deactivated her a/c o

yellowpawpaw: Cdamsel darling!
How r u doing?
Don't mind all these monday and wednesday chingum boys!
I don't no say boys dey do ashewo wellu wellu.
All of them, tilapia, r231,RR, infact all of them.
We go booth them soon and look for better man for u.

Just yesterday I caught tilapia begging. One gal to reciprocate his lv!
Can u imagine dat?
As for RR, already caught him at Awka floricating with unizik babes(I hv my onyokometer u know!)
R231 case dey for God hand only!



Damiso sweerie, how r u and family?

I hope u all r cool.

I'm still missing debrief and jidegal.
Pls u two should come back. Pls.

RR in awka?na wa o,c this life,2 think I left awka Thursday morning,so RR is closer than I tot,hmmm,no wahala.i no talk say all this boys na chicken peri peri boys una think say I dey joke?thank God u follow me comfirm am,

Sorry about the news u got,u know we here 4 u,do take care luv

r231: Obi ko......kolanut ni

Walahi I don divorce all of them

Na only you......I don talk to Aru Kelly make e come play for our new E wedding

that y I rove u well well

tunapa2009: RR vs R231----------> to win...........hmmmm

R231 na hands down

tunapa2009: I checked through my posts and got the message clearer.. Ndo..pele.. Don't mind me, I maybe playful so much.@cdamsel

its good u get it now,we all here 2 play,no use ur play put sand sand 4 my eyes oooooooo

Bossforeva: yeah! Need one ASAP!

boss I'm no car dealer just a middleman woman

C'est moi:
Lolz,hian! My yori yori love,how you dey?

c'est na when I don commot u dey do ur own love abi?i catch u 2day

C'est moi:
Lolz,hian! My yori yori love,how you dey?

c'est na when I don commot u dey do ur own love abi?i caatch u 2day

r231: Who call me

obi mu,na me ooooo ,i don miss u o,bt shey u don leave all those ur wives ooo

tunapa2009: Thanks @ cdamsel

Mod. R231.... Longest time... Hope you are doing good sir?

dont worry,i ll jump right back 2 kicking ur ass