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@ Dygeasy, exactly to much wahala,me no fit use am,would rather use an S4

@ harry if u ask me her comparism should b btw S4 & Z10,since the bbm is now available on andriod,she should go for S4 in my opinion

The lumia is another nice phone,got my eye on 1020 @ ladybee,last I checked 106k

deejay_harry1: go for iphone 5 dude... bb is dying....

for me ipone is dead in nigerian,half the potential of that fone is not utilized, + don't think u can share files with other fones except it's an ipone also,( bt not to sure about this sha)

Gud am house,all this cake una dey flash left right & centre no just funny again,i don't know if it's the craving for cake or the jealousy thaat y'all can cake & I cant?

@dutch that ur cake no dull ooooo,look fine to me.well follow CC advice I no sabi any1

CC & efemena,una just won kill person 4 here ooooo,dont worry me & YPP ll soon trade recipes for onugbo/egusi soup

I wish I could have pancakes this morning?but that not gonna happen cos no ingredient for house , learnt how to make those on my own

pickabeau1: Just seeing THE HEAT
damn that lady from IDENTITY THIEF is awesome...

i tell u she is just a clown

Mazi_Omenuko: Yea, right!


Cdamsel; between the devil and the deep blue sea; you've got yourself a serial cheat and a sex addict, chose wisely

yes mazi,im trading carefully

amarula: Damsel how u de?

i'm fine dear,i dey watch una dey play love

DutchesSsS: Goodday y'all, I'm decorating my first cake ever today.....wish me succcess



@cdamsel,asking someone to teach you is quite expensive, so I'm teaching myself...

As my friends I didn't think they ll ask me 2 pay a dime

Chillisauce: Don't be shy! I hope the day come soon enough.

Play this song in the background too

I dey pity ur hubby,u sure u never kill am finish ?

chaircover: Most men done like sugar anyway . . .so you just peel the icing off and enjoy the brandy filled cake

doesnt the brandy change the taste of the cake?

Chillisauce: I saw this one on the internet

dress accordingly


Capture your sweetheart's imagination with this fun and flirtatious gift. Completely surprise him as he pulls the cutest romantic lacy panties out of the envelope, along with a personalized card from his secret admirer!

I add mine, dress up with his newly acquired gift and go down on him

ok,this gift is really off the hook,read it couldn't stop smiling,as I type im even still smiling,i sure ll try this out someday

Madam chillisauce I hail thee

chaircover: Most men done like sugar anyway . . .so you just peel the icing off and enjoy the brandy filled cake

yeah,i'm not a fan too,i just peel the fondant off,that might have been sweet when I was 7,well I guess I could do trial & error with baking,i try a lot new stuffs out,cake can't b so difficult to achieve right?

chaircover: Morning everyone and thanks for the best wishes

Thank you Lord for making us see the end of the year.

Hmmmm Xmas presents . .

Every year it gets harder and harder for me to get something very special for oga. I like to give him special & practical gifts that no one else will ever think of.

Any ideas for this Christmas anyone pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?

Also who wants to be a Xmas cake baker buddy with me. I used to bake my Xmas cake every year, starting in Novemeber but ive gotten lazy these past few years but we still have time to start.

The last one I baked, we all went to bed in the afternoon on Xmas day . . . .I has fed it with too much brandy in error. I think like a whole bottle lol.

i have always wanted to learn how to bake but virtually everybody I asked will either say I should pay or they won't give away their secret ingredient,the one that agreed to teach me whole heartedly come dey miles away,cant visit at least not yet.

I thought wow,CC wants a bake buddy,im available na until I saw the last paragraph,CC,wetin na? ,i'm sure I don't wanna drug / poison people oooooo

53cur3m0d3: *deep in thought*
And that foolish Short Man Devil just ruined the suprise wedding party I'd been organising for months in honor of my One and Only Queen Cdamsel... Wat to do now?

u re trying me ooo

deejay_harry1: mahn..

would have loved to to spice up my bbm thingy sha.. thnx all d same.

over to d gals and boiz saga..


so picshure dis scenario..

HARRY-->mahn i finally got bbm to work on my android ..(dancing skelewu) make i rush nairaland go halla them oo..


+HARRY POSTS ON NAIRALAND.+


HARRY'S POST--> pinging now on android noni.. add me up 6cd563597. my pin..


(now a gal sees this post)


YOU ACTUALLY wanna tell me the gal will copy this harry's pin, log in to her bbm, and send an invite to the pin...


believing tht the guy got MONEY .. lol..

if u really check dis thang wella gals no dey really send am ... abi i lie??

in a way guys dey suffer oooo..

yes ooo,una dey suffer,imaagined it 2day sef,how a guy has to chase a babe up & down town just to get her to saay yes.

Back to your scenario,it does happen,i can't vouche for anybody na only my own I know,cant & won't add no random pix

yellowpawpaw: Eeeew! Asa nwam di lonely.
All dese guys dey fall my hand wellu wellu!
Nne oma, don't worry, I will e- send u correct guy naw naw.
Just chille, u hear.

im chilled oooo,even if everyone RR rejects me,me can't reject myself na

deejay_harry1: and gals wanna be scored RIGHT?? so i saw pipz saying d bbm emoticon is more than d batch that was pre installed with d bbm on android thingy... HOW CAN I GET MY HANDS ON MORE BBM EMOTICONS





any other niggy, who has an idea bout this should also help out a broda...

u talking to the wrong person dear,andriod bbm is like a mirage 2 me,have not the slightest clue,well,girls wanna score money na,who no like better thing?

tunapa2009: Chei.... Where do u wish to go 2nyt? As per PA to R231, I can go anywhere with you oooo....loool..

nowhere in particular,just wanna b outdoor,feel the cool breeze all over my skin

deejay_harry1: after a close look self.. i discovered na mostly guys if not only self, dey post their pins here like RAT poison sellers.. not a single gal trended tht footstep... me com dey reason, some guys dey really fall hand...

my question is WHY GALS no follow for d random dropping bbm pin spree

boys wannaa score,its that simple

Idowuogbo: Barawo! Na awoof u dey find

tunapa2009: @damsel.. No wahala...I will follow you. But on one condition.. You will order everytin in my name and pay in ur name.. Is that ok?

ohhhhh no,y'all are getting it wrong ohhh,i didn't say I want who ll take me out oooo,i said who ll go out with me,it mean I ll paying,just need some nice company & a good laugh

deejay_harry1: a q10...tht aint bad... an apk is an android extension.. like in computer u got exe.. on java phones u get (jar) , symbian phones u get (sis) on android phones u get (apk)

dont know d extention for bb..

seen somwhere tht d new bb devices, thtz d z10 and q10 can emulate apk extension... dunno...

but u could look it up..


if u get enough data plan, since na bb..and ur ishh dey a bit fast...

log in to youtube and search

how to get an android application to work on bbq10.. i think d vids will really guide you... cox d whatsapp plus is in apk format..


wish i could do beyond this to help.. but we are only limited to posts... .. p.s no look am like say e hard... u can understand this..


BACK TO THE PIN MATTER, so U NOW SEEING MY POINT RIGHT WITH THE RANDOM POSTING OF BBM PINS AND OVER HYPE, bbm might die d way 2go died, cox too much of everything is bad, and trust me, e no cost pass 13k to go get one tecno and load up bbm on it... so apparently even mechanic go dey bbm soon... YOU DIG

hahahahah,thanks for the pointers,ll do just that.

I have always found it childish that people just share pins to random people,i can't be that desperate for friends abeg.what ever works for people,so far it doesn't get in my way?im cool with it

Where all this boys dey sef,who wanna go out with me on a dinner date,im hungry & wanna sit out eat suya maybe

deejay_harry1: on d pin ishh... im not saying its a bad thang, but check out d way d pins were flying in on all directions... its reeks as abuse na..look at d negroe above this my post sef...THANK GOD HE EVEN QUOTED U.. ..but anyways i cant judge no one... Grown nigga people can do wat they like..ITS THEIR INDIVIDUAL RIGHT...


back to d whatsapp plus, which phone u dey use first tht phone has to be able to process apk files....

dis answer determines d next step...

different strokes for different people,me no fit send/share my pin,i dey try reduce the ones I get sef

Honesty I don't know what an apk file is,im interested cos I wanted 2 send a video I couldn',it was frustrating i use a Q10

deejay_harry1: on my whatsapp my messages deliver with just 2g.. why must i need a 3g on bbm


and we android usera just wanted d bbm, just to experience it.. and it dosnt still beat our very own whatsapp

the whatsapp plus interface can be custormized by u, to look anythin u want... u can even make it look like d bbm exactly... thtz somthin bbm can never do..



dude check nairaland phone section and see how grown pipz are dishing out their bbm pin , as if its a lottery win somthang...

whatsapp is more matured and cool..

on d other hand bbm is trending d way of 2go..

so bbm and 2go should be d one being compared..

seriously harry people share their pin cos they want to,not cos it's a criteria for people who use bbm,let them share their pins if they want to na

Back to whatsapp plus u neva tell me how to get am,im no computer geek so explain in layman terms

r231:

...i don dey suspect since we get married too

u need JESUS

yellowpawpaw: Damsel, r u homo?
Let me no were to chanel my casting and binding!

damn!!!!!!!

When fine fine boys full here kparikpa?

yellowpawpaw: Hello uju but........intro first o!


U know many pple don't enter here or they only view but I must say this thread is the only thread where we can unwind, crack jokes, make fun of one another and just be family.
In other threads we might do the undoable but once we enter fun room, its fun all d way!
So far, the gals and guys don't really know what dey want and they don't want coaching!
CC on d other hand has corruptible d mariage mkt with her open bribe!
RR went to my state and slept with my cous(still mad at him)
R231 is just equivelant to tom cruise.
As for tilapia, needs tutoring.
Biolabee is just too old fashioned(ask me why;cos he rubs sheabutter as body cream!)
Bellong........I reserve my comment.

Will come back for the ladies when I'm a bit free!


RR, u r yet to vote!!!!!!!!!!

Tomorow is sports day in my office.
I go laugh tire in d field!
Good to c those stiff necked ogas chasing ball. And u must participate!
Even DG!

pls dont 4get to send pictures of yourself ooooo ,ll like to c u in them tight shorts

chaircover: Did I not say it
You too are enjoying the attention jare . . .if not you would have defriended and blocked him sot eeeeeeeeeee

no mind wayo RR,he told us yesterday that he deleted him o,now na other story we dey hear

yellowpawpaw: Cdamsel, u this nwatakiri, when I'm less busy, I will hv time for u.
I just dey fex 4 ur side!


Everybori, how far naw?
Una morni money o!

i don enter trouble why madam go vex for me,abeg I lie down for ground,i remain loyal ooooooo

53cur3m0d3: Ehssss! Na me and cdamsel dey wed for November. We just wan run teach Mazi some lesson.

Good thing, now he can leave us the heck alone

Emmmm,kyle who else u involved with? ,so na so I go dey fight all the time?

r231: I swear no be me type am.....

Somebody hack my nl acct

u dey try me ooooooo,should I go join the race for RR?

DutchesSsS: Insomnia....


Enjoy my midnight snack...

sis abeg wetin them they call that ur snack?is that groundnut I c as toppings? ,i'm addicted to midnight snack,my mouth always want to chew something :'

Royal Roy: Hi.!!!!!!

First. of all INTRODUCTION!!!!

go down low

k2039: Just saw the thread na.

Btw, it was still active na and you haven't even spent a month in the new year.

well it's allowed,thanks so much,real nice of u

r231: Hello barely legal chick

What's with the sad face

If you act right, you might take cdamsel place in no time.......oya smile




Baby......omalicha1

My tutu apoyoyo

i don suffer 4 R231 hand chei

r231: Did you just say yes dear to a guy

Hmmmmm

You dey try me abi

ok,edited baby