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bellong: The punishment for tempting the gods is unbearable. You are first time offender, I will appease the gods on your behalf.

The gods are beyond temptation.

and I'm not a 1st timer?

bellong: The gods no longer mingle with mere mortals. Zeus' mistake already taught them a good lesson........

after effect of too much movies

lertee: Yeah we can have one another's back but the most important thing is that we should learn from the married ones. The sweetness and challenges in marriage. Home management and relationship with inlaws and friends.

well that y we re here,bt them no dey bring the sour part here,just the sweet paart

lertee: You can have the lap dance instead,even the gods will smile

for what na?the guy wants 2 milk me dry y I go give am lap dance?i ll just break his thing

lertee: If I hear say I fall.
It seems we are the two major singles here,hmmm anyways everyone has a time.

na so ooooo,we singles have to stick 2gether plus stay strong for one another & have each others back,right?

Where tunapa2009? The boy has gone AWOL abi chillisauce give am lesson come kill am?

yellowpawpaw: Amarula, I tot u r fulani


Lertee, u r yet to know how fun house functions!
Use anything to crack joke.
The essence is having fun though some good msgs r passed across one way or the other sometimes.
Just enjoy d flow!

Meanwhile I'm serious o!
Will soon register for online dating!

And dansel, if I get u ehn, I will pijasia that ur mouth.
I'm searching seriously o!

online dating ko,dont worry,make I track MR YPP give am lap dance then u ll tell me how single u re

bellong: What you did is bribe na.. abi you wan the gods to add more ni?

i'm sorry oo,but just hearing the word "bribe" for the 1st time,do I get pardoned as a 1st time offender?
Plsssssssssssssss

lertee: I know you are joking. Which kain divorce.

beta not fall for that ooo

yellowpawpaw: Hello house!
Moni moni everybari!

Where r those cake gurus, where my share naw? Na so una left me behind?

Lertee, pls don't mind those ladies.
I've decided to ignore them a long time ago.
Not to worry, one day, we will tell them about our honeymoon.



Damsel, how u dey kwanu?
Bori dey for cloth abi?
Where r my fellow bachelors?

Headache mostly yesterday.
Ball landed on my head.
Will not do that thing again lai lai!

Chilli,I like this ur tory die!
Am I late?

i dey o nnanne mmadu,how u dey? E b like say we (singles) ll trade places with u guys (married) una just they deny the title 4 here

PS:ur husbands re watching

bellong: For trying to bribe the gods with money, they have added lioness' milk (100litres) to the requirements.

The gods cannot be compromised with money...

bribe ke? Pls what is bribe?

Baba Oyo: LOL.
Lioness milk bawo?

Funny house indeed.

help me ask am ooooo

lertee: Make I chill dey observe the teams.

observe carefully ooo

bellong: You never bring me 3 big white cocks with belle and 15 black/white he-goats to appease the gods

na that one dey bother u?u no get problem na, but shey if I wire u d money u go fit buy all those things urself?

Royal Roy: Hian!!!! Coming back at ya soon.

Meanwhile welcome all my toasters both female and male ladies while am praying for nairaland in church.

See you soon.

we dey wait u, go come back

Chillisauce: You just dey confuse chikalas here,. U sure say u dey church sef.

no mind am,he has been viewing since,i think na NL church he dey?

Chillisauce: You like gist o, Sunday no reach your end?

i'm still in bed,hungry 2,the taught of standing up 2 make stew dey weak my bone,i'm so lazy this morning.

bellong:

better put mouth for the matter ohhh

Efemena_xy: @ Chilli, if you nor begin start talking gisting, I go cause riot here this wet Sunday morning...

Chilli: gist...Gist...GIST!!!

All we are saying is - Give Us The Gist!

i don join the crusade, chillisauce jist ohh,give us jist

lertee: Are you kidding me? Which convention and crusade lol..abego. Truth is to every woman,there's a man.
U made advances and he didn't notice? Well maybe he has someone else in real life.
He may not dig internet stuff u know.

i hope so oooo, cos for a min I tot I lost him to the other team

Efemena_xy: Nah, I don't think RR's like that - probably just been busy or perhaps he missed your posts - either way, I don't think it was intentional.

Relax babe

actually I think it's intentional

lertee: You are right babe,everyone seem to be happy really but sometimes when I peep in,I do not know what to discuss or what not to discuss. So attimes I just read through and pass.

dont mind CC, chillisauce and Efemena_xy, they went loco discussing food,all those talk about turkey & xmas food,them think say na London we dey oooo

Chillisauce: No, don't post your pix, keep them on their toes. Keep guessing, imagining etc.

Btw, me i no like online love o. I tried it once, what I saw when we eventually met, I nearly collapse. Since then, hmmm..OYO

hahahahaha,its true,cos pple re photogenic,unlike me sometimes I wonder if it's me in the picture

Chillisauce: @efe, RR is on suspension, I will burn his cable until he picks his belle and stop dancing alanta. Xmas is coming, I will pick asoebi.

Back seat for CC and babaOyo.

can I watch while u do that?

Efemena_xy: Gbam!

Na er...typo! I'm still 16. Next year I'll be 25 and the year after that, I'll be 18

hahahaha,do u live in nigeria?

Chillisauce: E bi like say time zone done change o..I would love to be in church today but using 2 hrs preparing. Let me leave it, next Sunday

2hrs? Even brides don't prepare that long

Efemena_xy: Now you're exaggerating...but anyway, don't give up yet. All you need to do is:

~ Cook more for him
~ Do his laundry
~ Clean for him
~ Be his personal aid, agony aunt, shoulder to cry on
~ Be his friend and confidant
~ Offer to pay his bride price
~ Let him have his fill of sowing his wild oats
~ Be acommodating to his toasters, both male and female. Welcome them with open arms.
~ Pay your monthly salary into his account, from which he'll give you small pocket money
~ Bribe CC and Bellong
~ Bribe his pastor

Infact if you follow this list religiously eh, na just a matter of time before we see you and RR saying "I do" on the tree tops!

hahahahahah,falls of THE tree top
The one that got me in particular is "Be accommodating to his toasters, both male and female. Welcome them with open arms."

I don't think I'm exaggerating,its true,he avoids me,i don't know if I took the joke too far oooo

Chillisauce: Lol..

Relax babe, you don't need to speak too much..we go browse how to get e-swag o. As per say no one knows how you look, make dem imagine am for your swag.

RR case na different thing. Him still dey dance alanta.

if I post my pix u think I ll score a guy?

Chillisauce: Hmmm, ok o, no wahala. You go see my color for u and R123 day. By the time I hit the stage, ppl will think I'm the bride

abeg oooooo no upstage me oooo .u don do ur own pass

But honesty,if I could, someone ll stand for me,the whole celebration gives me the creeps.
i think ceremonies re just over hyped,i would have wanted to wake up married,my mum ll kill me even b4 I say it,she is so gearing up for the big day,the woman no just won gree

Efemena_xy: Now why would you say or feel that way?

Just because there are married folks here doesn't mean you can't relate or talk to us- I promise you we don't bite

We're just one big happy family here.

before na them oooooo

Lesson:in the end the truth always comes out

lertee: I just feel alone like seriously,I actually felt everyone here is married including you.

me ke?thats a joke right?

Me way they go convention & crusade 4 husband? Or beg my fellow housemates to hook me up?even my advances to RR was so intense that he taught I was a psyco,now he avoids me like plague & doesn't talk to me anymore,but b4 he thought I was hilarious? if na play stop am ooooo

Chillisauce: Marital status doesn't matter. Tell us about your parents, boyfriends ..we don't mind .

Maybe I start gist about my escapade before marriage. But old things have pass away....

I travelled and partied a lot during my single days. In as much as I worked my as s and go to church too. So I'm not missing a tin.
Singles, enjoy your waka now because when babies enter, na so so plan you go dey plan before leaving the house.

u party? That is so hard to believe,U don't sound like it one bit,lol. Chillisause waka?

Efemena_xy: Don't mind them jor!

like say u no b leader?

lertee: Does it mean everyone on this thread is married?

u re not alone dear,dont mind them na so them dey do?making us singles jealous all the time

pickabeau1: Shes good

very very, that identity thief was her movie I watched, fell in love ever since,seeing her in any movie I know it's gonna b hilarious

deejay_harry1: lol.. why not kukuma buy a HDR digital camera instead of buying a phone na..

RECEIVE THE LIGHT LADY.. RECEIVE..

y buy a camera when I have all in one?

Harry receive!!!!!!!

LadyBeeDesign: I heard S4's battery aint that good

wont know dear,i no dey use S4,maybe ll ask my brother for u


Anyways,phones we use are not made for our region,so that's y ba3 life doesn't last long,my BlackBerry touch used to charge with temperature,if it's 2 hot it won't charge
My advice,there is barely any fone that ll last all day/days with the way we constantly use/press our phones these days #just saying

Efemena_xy: My dear, don't mind us jare

But we also cook Naija stuff on that day too na!

Like boiled, fresh white yams, plantain and pepper soup with some serious fresh fish in it for breakfast (on boxing day!)

all this na im una dey chop?hmmmm,na wa o,una dey cook for the whole UK?worse case senerior is 3 diff kinds of food,mostly 2 kinds of food is what we make,even the 2 food sef,body dey hear am
Una dey try ooooo

deejay_harry1: nna dis gal, nokia lumia kwa?? try dey eye better thang na..

was happy when i saw u post u would prefer an s4 to it, thinking mayb dis gal have seen the LIGHT, only to read down and also see nokia lumia...

nawa u ooooooo...

re u serious? The picture quality is off the hook,42MP? GPS?abegiiiiii, na u need c the light jare