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stillwater: You guys can talkkkk!
I don't even know how to join in.
Anyway Friday the 13th is my birthday, I will be expecting gifts from every family section member o. just putting it out there... I love cakes with real icing, no whip cream. The icing should be a cross between bubblegum and vanilla flavor.

u most definitely my kind,i can't resist cakes,i pity myself wen I'm gonna b preggy

Chillisauce: Who are the damsels razzing Bellong . I thought he was married...ehhhh...

na me o,so dats y he has been turning down my e-luv

Bellong oya dey go,R231,shey u happy now,i get 2 come bk 2 u

chaircover: siddon . . .and be wondering why everyone loves bellong

everyone loves a "good" man . . . .

bellongs wife has her work cut out

You think I carry a sword in my handbag for nothing

hahahaha,we don meet o,i must say d dude is fineeeeeeee

Mynd_44: Rain drops and clouds are not stationary na. If it was not moving or it was descending then it would have been something

clouds & raindrops dey circular?

He shd say he doesn't want 2 do election na,let everybody rest

Mynd_44: That's cos it is nothing

nt saying d world is ending soon,bt I'm saying we can c d moving "object"

@adaeze,u won join Mynd abi?

,na sitdown look I dey o,well I'm glad u noticed me*dancing kukere,dont mind RR I think YPP is gonna treat his Bleep up

@YPP,yes I no anybody is free 2 welcome me,i told u 2 throw me a parri cos my bday is just less dan a month away

@RR,he is nt my bf o,we married,bt i want a divorce,i now ve an eye 4 bellong

@bellong,dont tell me u chicken hearted? Here I am professing love u dey fall 4 hand 4 here,1st tin 1st,shey u fine ooo

r231: Na lie

na true

tjskii: Pls if therz a better way to cook stew,do share,was so frustrated lastwk,I was superhungry and decided to cook stew,d stupid water took so much time in draining from d pepper,by den I was seeing double from hunger

after blending my tomatoes & pepper I seive it,bt put a bowl underneath d seive cos small tomatoes go follow am come out @ 1st,den after a while it just d waters,wait till it seive finish,ur stew ll b cooked in 15/20mins max

P/s d water draining process might b a while o,nt so long sha

r231: I don do 40days fasting and prayer

den he is sure talking me away na

r231: There is 2 things I don't share.......

Woman and beer

So if na joke make u stop am o

where dat boy called bellong sef

greatgod2012: Good evening the whole house.
Wasn't around since morning and infact had a bad day. My neighbour's kid was rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night at around 1am and we (I and hubby)had to follow them to the hospital. The toddler was admitted while we came back at around 4am, we slept and around 5:30 am again, my phone rang, it was my friend who lost her dad, her mum just died 10months ago. So pathetic. So unfortunate. I went there and stayed with her till around 8am when I had to rush to office for permission offwork, after which I checked back on my neighbour's kid at hospital, later went back to my friend's place during and after the burial. Just coming back home. So tired.
Please house, help me pray for my neighbor's kid o, when I got there, the kid was being given blood, I'm scared, don't know what could have gone wrong, because the mother is a professional and registered nurse. We just need your prayers. Thanks.

its sad oh,my friend just lost her kid also,its terrifying,d kid is in my prayers,hp d kid recovers

r231: Do I need to tell you........don't you have mirror (in my typical naija mans voice)

Sweetie you name says it all and I be lucky man o cheeee

Omalicha 1

No one like you I swear

dats so sweet bt I ll still wait 4 Bellong,im interested na

r231: Welcome darling ........

Come in have fun with us and don't look at any guy apart from moi

im already cutting eye 4 bellong bt he isn't responding,
Isn't he seeing d rainbow light?

r231: Let me get my glasses

wen last did u tell me I'm beautiful or remind me hw lucky u re dat u 've got me

RR,u didn't welcome me o,i feel "unwelcome"

r231: I no go change o.....I swear

u don already change na,cant u c

Ngokafor: ..phew!!..done with the updates...@cdamsel welcome to the fun thread...marriage can be challenging as i hear but i guess marrying some one you love and understand would help so no worries okay? ......

thanks NG,i hear all dat 2,im just nt prepared 4 wen either me or my partner changes,it freaks me out,i am so freaked out about leaving my comfort zone

Mai pride: I love ds thread...

so much peace here....

to all...




Roy roy... much love.

i can't agree more,i don spread mat tie cubicle

Bolushalom: I did see it, hehe. Its body was darker than the rest of the sky though and it looked like the spot was going to break and aliens would descend ( too much movies)...

I agree 2 much movies,hahahaha

Mynd_44: Might be a reflection of the sun through the rain droplets in the atmosphere

y re u out 2 prove dat its notin?
Wen clearly we all know it is

yellowpawpaw: Mr Bellong, which kain aka gum be this naw?

Till when she is ready to drink water!

Chei, cdamsel, u fit manage am?

i can't o,na u I dey wait 4 since bellong seems like a terrible host,YPP throw party 4 my head na which is just around d corner I might add

bellong: I will give you meat when you are ready to drink water....

bellong no worry c food way I cook 4 R231

bellong: @Cdamsel,

Welcome to the house... My elder brother once married an Anambra girl... The end story is not interesting though....

Very good refreshment for you. Two wraps of eba alongside a sumptuous egusi soup.. I am not sure if you deserve meat/fish since you delayed your intro...

really?sorry about ur broda's story,mine is a lot interesting,R231 can vouch 4 me doe we ve been married 4 close 2 1yr now

Pls I need fish & meat,hw can u gimme food "without" I b small pikin?

Chillisauce: Am guessing you mar tied from anambra. Once went for my best friend traditional marriage, they said in the tradition, the ladies pound the yam so my friend asked us her aso Ebi girls to help. For wia, I told her...where I come from the men do the pounding. Which kin YEYE tradition. After I don rock my new nails with design...when I suppose de sample some guys there na to pound I go come do. Not me !

Other girls helped, me i just hide where the men slaughter meat..enough gist.
As per the soup, it's tastier the second day, when it's thicker.

dont blame dem o,our mothers really treated their hubby's like babies,so dey did everytin,well u can just pound like 1slice of yam 2 make d soup thick.

My username was coined 4m my nickname in sec sch*charming damsel* ,from anambra state,last child family of 3.

I'm scared about d tot of getting married,bt coming here d ladies make it seem so easy & sweet,lol.shey na so e dey?make una ans me o

Very scared of being unsuccessful,i wanna ve a fulfilled life where I can touch a lot of pple,its so hard wen I pass street/highways & c a lot of pple suffering,it breaks my heart,so make una dey pray 4 me o,wanna leave my prints in pple's heart 4 doing sometin good.

Wld say I had a good childhood,all thanks 2 God,so likewise wld want the same 4 my kids.so I'm here 2 learn,dey say u can neva ve 2 much experience,lol

So pls gimme refreshment y'all

P/s bellong take note

Y wld I want 2 use gen if there is constant electricity? Wit all d noise it makes

Dis govt is turning 2 d worse o,fine 4 generator?

r231: make $280 and we have a deal

but there is one problem doh

R2.. shey na d kids tuition u won use pay bellong?

Bellong dear still waiting 4 u 2 prove u didn't scam me o

r231: 58 carat platinum gold princess cut ring

*looks @ her hand again*

Shey na dis same finger ni?

Kingauthur: Okay just settle down YPP is bringing ur refreshments
Pls wait for her and let her clear her table
But if u have not introduce urself pls do

i luv d way y'all short usernames,it makes me crack my head 2 find out who he/she is,on d lookout 4 YPP

Intro might b a while,still writing d epistle

r231: show them the ring on your finger first and our 12 pikin pic

which ring u mean d rubber band?

r231: everybody knows now haba

na dangote cement we use sef so na dangote rock solid

dey won't know unless u tell dem,so I'm waiting o

r231: na shakara now...kool down

one and only!!!!

tell everybody here hw much u luv me b4 I 4give u

& dat our marriage is rock solid