GidiWoodsMan:


Since Igbo women will not allow Hausa prīck to rest I think we can safely conclude that the civil war is finally over

Nitefury:


Your Aunt abi?

Islie:





As ICPC discovers FG’s N9.8 billion hidden in ASO Savings

Dear Lord!





http://sunnewsonline.com/tsa-reps-uncover-n21bn-104-46m-undeclared-funds-in-2-banks/

Akpacha:
Lol naija babes, them don de ask how careless, am sure some would ask if he would careless buy them 2 iPhone

Ikpongiton:
opening your mouth, the way you open your legs,will not achieve anything for you

Uzoezeamugo:
I'm also from Enugu State but not shortlisted. Has anyone be shortlisted for this Job in Enugu state?

veektahh:
Did anyone from Abia State got shortlisted?

Firmjudge:


Be encouraged same with me.

GistmeBlog:


1. Men shouldn't look at their phones more than the Lady while on a date
2. Don't Talk about your Bank account or how much your father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
3. Smelling Bad ( Mouth or Body Odor is a No. No)
4. Don't ask " are you a virgin?"
5. Don't ask her how many guys she's been with ( Body Count) .
6. If she's going to pay for the movie or dinner let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home)
7. When your phone rings on a date and you're asked where you are? Don't give a degrading response e.g ( I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Breasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about"
8. Don't insist on a "come to my house first date" or come to my friends house first date
9. Don't leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes
10. Don't buy her too many gifts she may think you're trying to "buy" her .
11. If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don't put her in the back seat
12. Don't compare her to your Ex
13. Don't talk about her weight or hair in a negative way e.g ( some guys may say : you're about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now ?)
14. After the first sex always call as a courtesy (whether the sex was good or bad)
15. Table manners ( don't make sounds with you're mouth while eating, don't talk while there's food in your mouth, don't use fork & knife for ice cream) .
16. Focus your eyes on her eyes not her breast or ass. ( don't look at any other lady asides her on a date)
17. Projecting yourself as someone you're not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don't borrow your friends car and say it's yours, don't lie your friend's apartment is yours)
18.Don't be too touchy & feely on a first date
19. Don't be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date
20. Don't ask her for money
21. Don't ask for pictures unless she offers

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From the desk of Gistmeblog

CeceNene:









HungerBAD!

HungerBAD:
If Atiku emerges, the APC has a fight in their hands.

I mean, if Atiku emerges the flagbearer of the PDP, every single vote in Nigeria will be fought for to the end.

I was wishing it will be Saraki, which would have been a walk in the park for the APC. But an Atiku victory at their convention?
there is too much Anti-Buhari sentiment around, that a cunny old fox like Atiku can tap into and utilize.

I am just a realist, who has suddenly come to the logical conclusion that it is only an Atiku that has the war-chest to match the APC anywhere in Nigeria.

Hopefully Tambuwal wins,and we avert a nightmare scenario.

So let me repeat this to all APC members. Atiku Abubakar is not a walk in the park, as he knows his way around the Federal and State system of working.

This man single handedly formed the powerful wing of the PDP(PDM) even If Obasanjo used his Presidential powers to push him out.

It is an ELECTION in 2019.

Modified:

someone just said I am naive,and that Buhari has a solid base than Atiku,and one said they will open the CBN to just take money and fight Atiku. To the 2 of you, this was the same thing said about Buhari.

He was a serial loser. He had no political base. He had no money. You guys keep forgetting the anger and anti-sentiments against Jonathan by Nigerians. As an APC supporter,I will be the first to tell you a lot of Nigerians are angry with Buhari,and the APC should get their act together before the election or we lose it to Atiku.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves it is well.

Sholaco:
Great party....no amount of wailing will make PDP rule this country again. Never!

excomarow:


Take your trash to the bank

The killings are coordinated by your people.

Buhari Must win 2023 election you can go hang yourself.

APC will continue till PDP get sense

Seconded!

Bolustical:
The question the OP should ask is if PDP will survive tomorrow

We shall see.

NwaAmaikpe:



It serves him right because the Almighty that created skin-to-skin was not drunk.

donstan18:
Low self-esteem. Why won't he be surprise?

When his lips looks like a camel toe of a hippopotamus.

Adeevah:
I use the 2legs when driving and I have tried severally to adjust but to no avail...
But steping on the 2pedals at a time is what I don't do, the clearance is always there