₦airaland Forum

The day Nigerians will descend on politicians eh!!!!
It will look more like a green screen action thriller Hollywood movie

September 15 stand up comedian joke

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KingOfAmebo:
No, na Angels kpai am, abi na suicide Jesus commit...You call yourself a Christian but don't read or understand your Bible...no be juju be that?...

Lol bad nigga my hand didn't dey there ooo when u talk am, nairaland is my witness when we get to heaven

KingOfAmebo:
Was he killed during the war or during negotiations by the decietful America? you must be dillusional to think America can kill him if the war already started...

Well, if America knew his death would bring about the fall of America she wouldn't dare kill him, just like If the Devil knew the death of Jesus Christ would bring about the salvation of the world he wouldn't dare kill him...

Na devil kill Jesus Christ?
U too like amebo
Una go just use una mouth dey carry curse,
Read what u typed again,
Na unipetrol u attend

Obaofaba:
Chijioke, this is Iran we are talking about not an online country.

Why u come tell everybody my real name, haaa I have been exposed and naked,
Wetin concern my name with Iran?

nairalanda1:
You are a nice lad, aren't you, son?

Lol u no dey tire

Dammyzamani:
This is the propaganda those nairaland Islamist love to hear. Meanwhile USA dealing with them low key

Leave them , make dem dey get hope

Israel is on vacation,
Don't disturb

Dtruthspeaker:
Same thing, a girl or 2 is permitted but not when they are too much that it is beginning to look wrong and that you have turned the landlord's house to a place of immorality. You should expect complaints from your neighbours, street and the landlord just like the effect of playing loud music.

This is just a Straw Man Fallacy and Appeal to Extremes Fallacy

No vex, I only attended unipetrol, I no go unilag,
Explain the last sentence

I am awaiting curses to flow soon

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nairalanda1:
Bought 10 shares, just keeping it low. Stocks are risky business. That one I know since forever.

Who give u money buy shares son?

nairalanda1:
You can join him in the revolution , son.

You will do well in making the poor very happy, son.

No call me son again ooo
E go cause serious fight, can u survive my body slam or leg drop?

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nairalanda1:
You can organize a revolution, seize the money and assets from the rich and middle class, and use the money to benefit the poor, son.

Everybody na son to u,
How old are u sef ?

That thing won't go far,
I got about 10 different shares back in 2005,
Till today , I no see shishi, I regretted it, 21years now, I suppose don retire dey chop shares money,
Dangote na one man business,
If that man close eye and e no open again,
All una money don go

mycar:
Why did you say so?
You are changing the narrative here and that shows that you will not make a good neighbor.
You have no respect for others, you are too self centered.
and by the way, I don't care to be a bad landlord to the bad eggs in the society.
the issue here is about bringing different girls to the house

It's not ur business or are u jealous because u can speak to a woman and ur tenant can?
Well let me not go further,
If u are a landlord, nothing will bring me close to ur house

mycar:
different ladies is what we are talking about here.
Ofcourse they constitute security risk, do you want to convert the compound to a public toilet.
It is not good, what becomes of the compound if everybody indulges in it?

U can never be a good landlord,
If I may ask I, are u living in a rented apartment?
If u are married, how did u date her, oh !! U just saw her and married her?
U seem to be like a gbeborún landlord type

Nefort:
How does bringing in girls turn a residential apartment into a brothel? You don't even know the difference between a brothel and a residential apartment. You ain't making any sense.

Help me ask dem,
Many of hem think because they own a house, their tenants will now be slaves to dem, without that tenant or source of livelihood apart from that house, how will he feed

Dtruthspeaker:
The landlord is not telling you how to drive your car, he is telling you don't drive it anyhow in his road. That is the landlord's right everywhere even in Europe as proven by the fact that you cannot even do a simple thing as playing music very loudly there.

That's music, and it's only when u play loud songs, we all know that,
No landlord has the right to tell u who comes to visit u, if there's a police station near u or u know a lawyer, just verify from them, what ever u do in ur rented apartment is ur business as long as u don't damage the landlords property ,
Una topic just dey tire me for nairaland,
I should have no friends simply because I have a landlord or rented his apartment

Dtruthspeaker:
The tenant is publicly turning another person's house into a brothel, so the landlord has a right to crush that

The landlord has no right,
U don't tell me how to drive a car I paid for,
All these rubbish always happen in Nigeria, when u travel to europe u will see that landlords and tenants have their rights

RollinTNDA:
My landlord had twins girls around 14/15 ish age but those girls don dey ripe 😋

He made it very clear to me when I moved in that he doesn't give house to single people. Haaaaa I kneel down beg this man because I really loved the location

Omo I still carry my babes dey knack wetin no good dey blast speakers make I no cast

Until I go carry one babe wey be cultist ex
And the cultist no wan move on
According to the babe he dey beg her to come back.

One Sunday after giving her rigorous knacking she insisted that I escort her out to the gate of the estate. I mumuishly agreed and that was my biggest mistske
As I step out with her I gave her french kiss infront of our gate. Naso some itchins come dey hail me unknown to me some guys there recognize her and before you know it I became a target.

These guys came in one night around late night 10 pm jump fence enter the scatter plastic tables with matchete. Miracle my neigbour nearly lose him fingers to that attack turns out it was because of that girl I carry come house.
Dem say na warning to me make I leave their Oga babe.

Them break my landlord side mirrors deflate tyre. Omo I see shege pro max 12 because of one dry kpekus wey her ex na cultist

My matter cast for estate WhatsApp group Omo people no believe say I dey womanize


Since then I no dey carry any babe come my new house direct ever again.

Sometime you gats to learn the hard way

Ur story sweet but na pure lies

And u want me to go and buy dangote share,
Person wey fit sleep and won't wake took and every business dies,
I have seen such,
All the shares I bought in 2005,
I no see shishi till today

We no buy,
Go chop ur fuel simple

spiceadole:
And why will you go about collecting phone numbers from girls on the street , even calling them and getting upset when snubbed, if not that you stink of low self esteem.
Every day, you guys are on social media insulting ladies yet offline, you are chasing them.. tueh!

U sure say u no be one of those girls ?

Let them pay the extortion money,
Is it not these same commercial drivers and conductors that will increase fare if dangote just do mistake add 20kobo on top fuel

If na abia , it's a lie
Those people?

I won't be commenting on omokirikiri topic any more ,
He talks like an animal,
Omokri is just useless, the same person that called tinubu a thief?

pcagbaji:
You no Sabi English

That's why I dey speak pigeon English, broken English ,vanacula

We won't tell ourselves the truth,
Over population is part of Nigeria problem, in the 60s and 70s we were 40 million,
In the 90s we enter 150 million and in 2026 the government is afraid to tell us we don pass to be one country that need to be divided to several countries,
Germany uptill today are not up to 60 million even with foreigners wey don migrate there....
When una go dey born like rats and aren't capable of feed dem,
SW, SS,SE have reduced child bearing to at least 50% but the north has refused to do same,
Weda u believe it or not, over population contributes to poverty,
What do u think happened in China that their government banned having more than 2 kids or go to prison

Taich:
Why is the Nigerian state so cruel to the poor of the society. The politicians steal their collective wealth and those that should speak up for the protection of the vulnerable people are clapping for the politicians.

is Nigeria a state?
Wetin be the capital