₦airaland Forum

stuffs2002:
Dem go use the following:
Terminator
Ant man
The avengers
Captain America
Etc

U too like science fiction

HacheNoire:
US Naval forces fled the scene when Iran wanted to use Christmas lights to send it to the bottom of the sea. 😂😂😂

Hate or like Iran, you still have to give them those flowers.

A country that can make a whole US president to be stuffed in a microwave and transported in a food truck.

Same country made two of the biggest aircraft carrier in the world to flee the scene of active combat for the first time in history.

Continue to bark,
When usa is done with Iran, they will come to Nigeria and face tinubu and his school records and drug record

Israel is on leave,
The war change post to usa and iran

Often like anytime I see one to watch,
Dem no get age limit to watch cartoon

Kalashnikov49:
Ok..clap for them!!

Size is useless when the leadership is also useless.

Switzerland..Germany...and co are NOT bigger than most African countries , but they have a working syatem that makes it imperative that their leaders do the needful and they have SOLID infrastructure, healthcare,education etc etc etc

In Africa, especially NIGERIA, we have a DRUG DEALER that has the audacity to tell citizens suffering under economic stagnation that he is going for 3wks holiday. The funniest thing is that the HOLIDAYs are in another country on another continent.

Serious President's dont go for HOLIDAYs when their countries are in turmoil, both economic and security wise.

Shame.

I still wonder why some nairalanders are jubilating over this, which value or of what importance, if dem like make dem draw Nigeria map bigger than the whole world, we will still be below the whites, Europeans and America and even some countries in the middle east don go far

membranus:
You no buy, or you no get money to buy?

Give me money make I buy on ur behalf

Greenodds:
It will end in tears. I will be here to gloat and say "I told you so"

No mind dem

I no buy

Make una dey nairaland dey complain and drop thread everyday, instead of mobilizing urselves and fight ur government,
Let's see salary pay slip to tinubu and other government and politicians

Caaz:
Golden penny spaghetti is 1200/1300 here.
I m perplexed,golden penny spaghetti is #800 in your location.

Yeah!! Some satchet alcoholic drinks are sold 200naira at antho village awhile same drink is sold 150 at igando, that's how market prices are,
Shops sell 50cl coke for 500 while bokku sell 380

Caaz:
Golden penny is sold around 1200-1300 naira.

This IRS is sold #700,you can get 2 for #1400.

It's is 800 here in Lagos, I have bought it more that 10 times from different sellers

Caaz:
Oga makinde...this is IRS spaghetti
I prefer it to golden penny spaghetti...

I think IRS NEEDS to settle me for doing free PR

Golden penny is 800 and above, I buy too,evwn bokku that sells cheaper sells for. 800 and

Caaz:
Meal two(2)
It's spaghetti #700
Pepper #200
Tomato sachet #150
Oil red#200
Maggi 100
Iru 100

Come go your neighbour garden pluck scent leaf/ugu

Total money spent#1350.

Food is ready

which spaghetti is 700naira abi u think say we no dey go market?

oneMalik:
why people never start to blame govt na ?

ABi dem never come ?

In a sane country, the government would never allow a ponzi scheme function,
Try Russia and see,
Nigerian government useless pass the name Nigeria

Why u no upload the video?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Somebody should say something

Team atiku vs Team shettima

Samantha125:
Perhaps you should start pushing for the government to introduce a two-child policy and sentence anyone who breaks the law by having more children to death.

Northern Nigeria no go agree

Dem no go hear,
Dem go tell u say na God dey give pikin

MEGAWATCH:
Lagos is not only very dirty, the people in Lagos behaves like mad people.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So u say I am mad abi I no read well?

Nigerians and Nigeria deserve what they are getting,
Imagine a country all African and European respect, filled with mineral resources and crude oil, agriculture....I am ashamed I witnessed this present Nigeria day

Una go end up like UK wey no get mouth again

Who created AI?
Humans created AI.
God created humans, we can never be wiser than God .
We almost lost a contract of 10billion at my office because of AI rubbish

Men are just tired abeg, wetin dey there, no be just to fork?,
My side chick was telling me sometime ago say billings dey part of relationship and if I refuse, she will leave, till today, I no contact her again

ratcock:
Atiku truly came out for this tinubu and his Apc administration. He is asking the right questions and ensuring that these people feel the heat.
He should keep it up in putting them under pressure.
Every policy of this administration has been draconian and severe to the citizenry.

No body noticed atiku have not been picked up by efcc or dss,
If it was sowore or any lower part candidate, they look for his past and then arrest him,
They are afraid of atiku

safarifarms:
Why is this posted on nairaland? How does this concern Nigerians? Is there no South African forum to post South African gossips?

Help me ask dem ooo
Nigerian too like eye service

Una government no get work again,
So government officials wey thief can walk free, and If I fork my wife, I go to jail

SeeWahala:
Like how your tilumbu was DEALing druggiez back in sHiKaGo? 🤔

I mean, the activity he was involved in that's currently dragging the entire nation through international ridicule, disappointment and shame?

Leave him,
He should pray I don't become president someday, I will open tinubu file and all other dubious politicians, either obi or atiku,
If I find anything awry, na jail all of them straight, no court case

Hardship is the only cheap thing u can get from tinubu regime,
It's very easy to be into poverty mode

But I thought u guys are like jehova witnesse or deeper life that get married to fellow church members?
Army dey marry army ooo.
The babe fine but I no fit do frog jump inside my own house

ppogba:
What was the pre war crude price and what is it now?

Not in any way supporting anyone but simple common sense.

So u are saying my sense isn't common?