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PoliticsRe: Wardrobe Allowance: Ben Bruce Mocking Nigerian Workers — Osun Govt by ceemere: 9:59pm On Jun 17, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
Sharrrp there joor lf your idiotic boss AregeRascal the king of debt had done the needful ben bruce would not have ‘embrassed' the workers by donating his wardrope allowance.

All of you in the state of osun should be kneeling down and kissing the feets of ben bruce and kashmu for reliving the hunger that wants to kill you all not minding the fact that it is an APC state
nwanne one Orijin for U. Idi sharp grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Was Misquoted: Like An Old Wine,he Gets Better With Age- Adesin by ceemere: 8:43pm On Jun 17, 2015
Swaqwiz:
Taah Baba don old jare....Meanwhile Would You Like To Make N5,000 - N10,000 Daily With Your Mobile Phone Or Computer Doing Some Simple Task? Well Visit my signature and access the website
lolz dis niggur I dey feel ur packaging die. Strictly business, brief straight comment. Must be an igbo man cheesy
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Pledges His Wardrobe Allowance To Pay Workers (picture) by ceemere: 8:33pm On Jun 17, 2015
MosakuAW:
ShowBiz Men in politics will continue to show.

Keeping showing, God is watching you in colour TV bright and clear.

FTC! I made it at last for the first time in 7years.

I dedicate this to my late mom and also to my lovely sexy wife and cute kid. God bless you both for me.
you are a BIG FOOOOL. angry Atleast he has made a move, u ingrate what have u done to see those in need are attended to?? That's how u cow rearing northerners come here to type nonsense with ur sewage reeking phones. Mtchew abeg go die one side joor lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Governor Wike Sacks 344 Staff Of State Polytechnic by ceemere: 7:47pm On Jun 17, 2015
cramjones:
What a shame! No wonder Africans will continue to remain backward. How can you come in and sack people just like that? Just imagine we have a new Maryland governor and then he sacks everyone in University of Maryland because he did not like the former governor.

I fear, we may remain so backward compared to the rest of the world even in the next 50 years. We have a bunch of clueless, dumb, wicked, insensitive, idiotic, corrupt and foolish stinky leaders.

What a shame!

-CramJones
dude, I've been watching u for sometime now and the sh*t u always come here to dispose. Pls stop confusing ur self with "attention seeking" and "making an honest logical comment". Cos to me, u ar just seeking some lame attention with all these bull crap u come to vomit here. U stay abroad (yeah we got the message right) and yet u know all the facts to each and every news that surface on the net concerning local politics, mtchew SMH sad
PoliticsRe: Political Cartoon: Buhari The Snail, A Nation In Waiting - Sahara Reporters by ceemere: 11:37pm On Jun 13, 2015
Emekamex:
Dude, I am comfortable over here in Enugu. I don't know who made you reason otherwise.
042 nwanne ;Dhapu ndi ara ka ha na ekwu inyo. Ndi ofe nmanu, ndi akpa dirty wink
PoliticsRe: Opposition 101: A Guide To Effective Opposition criticism, General Checkmating by ceemere: 1:03am On Jun 07, 2015
undecidedThis mumu lacks some common sense. So for your mind now u don blow am finish naa, with this poo u wrote here. Mtcheww magawu
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Governor, Wike's Official Vehicle by ceemere: 5:16pm On May 30, 2015
adaybayor:
Cool ride, but the tribunal is still coming after his sorry ass.
ya, just like they ar coming for Rochas and the rest of the APC dirt bags. Or u guys think u can now kick PDP around?? Nwanne APC is not above the law oo cool
PoliticsRe: The Sculptural Piece Honor Of Jonathan Going On In Otuoke by ceemere: 12:36pm On May 28, 2015
ibnmaja:
Its better you get engaged in activities that will add value to your life not all these needless publicity. Anyway igbo people will always go where their stomach goes
Amdioha magbuo gi ebe ahu, E-diot nwuru anwu. Imbe-cil. What do u mean by that sh*t?? Its like U ar missing ur medications dis morning. All these tribalistic dimwits, u guys should better leave the igbo tribe alone, we don't owe anybody, especially the yorubas, u guys always find a way to insult us and insult ur selves at every turn, better watch ur mouth and brain!! undecided
PoliticsRe: David Mark’s Multi-Million Naira Mansion Unveiled - Newsrescue.com by ceemere: 5:52pm On May 26, 2015
Survlas:
This is a photo showing the stupendous mansion of President of the Nigerian Senate, Senator David Mark in his hometown, installed with an helipad, with an actual helicopter parked. The multibillion Naira home is fitted with bulletproof windows and door, so that the poor around him can’t have access.

Former National President of Nigerian Union of Journalists, Comrade Lanre Ogundipe shared the photo of the Senate President David Mark’s home in Benue State on his Facebook page. The house has a N80 million car parked in the front. Apart from being a Senator, where else does he make money?…

http://newsrescue.com/david-marks-multi-billion-naira-mansion-exposed-goes-viral/#ixzz3bFPGL83v
show me Tinubu's house and Atiku's house first then I will judge. E-diots bringing tribalism into profession. I pity u SW people. Back stabbers
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Afraid Of Buhari Government- Ifeanyi Uba by ceemere: 4:41pm On May 26, 2015
modath:
Ifeanyi Ubah needs not be afraid of Buhari, all he needs to do it is explain;

1. Why he still has control of Capital oilhuh?

2. Why he is the middleman for NNPC's subsidy claims and PMS distribution.huh?

That's all.
enyiaa shut that F*ck up. He owes u no f*ckin explanation, u dig?? undecided
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Receives President Of Guinea, Alpha Condé, At Lagos Airport. Photos by ceemere: 4:30pm On May 26, 2015
gare:
This is equal to parallel government, how can tinubu be receiving a President of another country, if Jonathan is not meeting with maybe his visit is personal then the Governor of Lagos State or the Guinea Ambasdor to Nigeria should do this, I hope this is not how APC wants to RUN this Country, then Ameachi can receive the President of Equatorial Guinea and Cameroon in Port harcourt
lolz my dear are u just realizing that Tinubu is the president?? Ohoh wake up dear, buhari is just a puppet, Tinubu is the one calling all the shots in nigeria now. The only way I will support buhari is if he actually will man up as anticipated and kick these APC worms to the curb. I never hated buhari, I just disliked the gang he was rolling with. Apart from him, the rest of these APC scums are as bad as the PDP gang undecided
PoliticsRe: The REAL Reason Ifeanyi Uba Released Withheld Fuel by ceemere: 6:51am On May 25, 2015
As long as there are three tribes in Nigeria and different languages, Nigeria can never be one. When an igbo man does something good and beneficial to the country, people from other tribes will find faults and persecute him while enjoying that same thing he did oo, but if it were to be someone from their tribe, they'll praise him and expect other tribes to sing along. NIGERIA CAN NEVER MOVE FORWARD WITH TRIBALISM AS A DRIVER. undecided
PoliticsRe: Can You Take This Away From Ben Bruce? by ceemere: 9:14am On May 13, 2015
aare07:
Where is Our TINAPA money.

Ben Bring Back our money.
ode! Why not pretend like u have sense undecided
PoliticsVote Rt Hon Emeka Ihedioha M.Y.D.A Urges Imo Youths by ceemere(op): 8:30am On Apr 25, 2015
On behalf of mbaise youth development assembly (M Y D A), I soilicit for ur votes for a greater Imo. Rt Hon Emeka Ihedioha is the credible candidate to actualize the dreams of our great imo state. Vote him as our Governor today and know that u have contributed in the rebuilding of Imo state to a greater heights. Thanks

#Uchegbu Chimere

PoliticsRe: Buhari Social Program PART II: Feasible or Laughable? by ceemere: 6:15pm On Apr 20, 2015
Obiageli is a traitor. F*ckin aboki d*ck sucker. Death to all traitors
Politics"Free And Fair" Election?? How APC Won by ceemere(op): 8:22am On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find This Attractive (photo) by ceemere: 10:41am On Mar 09, 2015
Like I always tell niggurs: Six packs no be Six million. Spend more time in the streets not in the gym. Nuff said undecided
FamilyRe: Help! My Neighbour Disturbs Me With His Generator by ceemere: 3:46pm On Mar 01, 2015
Its simple, open the fuel tank and add sand. Shikinah!! undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Have To Beg Fela For Jailing Him — Yeni Kuti by ceemere: 8:26am On Mar 01, 2015
undecided
vicadex07:
For pro-GEJites the 2015 campaign is about Buhari, Buhari and Buhari. For pro- GMBites the 2015 campaign is about Nigeria, Nigeria & Nigeria.

Questions for Jonathan and PDP
1. Why was (is) "Boko Haram" busy destroying
states and areas that the opposition party will
win convincingly in the presidential election?
2. If we are to believe that the opposition were
the brains and architects of "Boko Haram",
then why is it that they have never ever
attacked and destroyed any prominent PDP
figure or their properties?
3. If the opposition have the capability of
arming "terrorists" with armour tanks, RPGs,
AA Guns, military uniforms, military trucks,
helicopters and the ability to command
soldiers to vanish from military checkpoints,
wouldn't they have targeted to destroy PDP
strongholds and their assets?
4. Why would the opposition seek to destroy
their own strongholds anyway? To achieve
what?
5. Why was (is) "Boko Haram" targeting to
destroy basically only prominent northern
politicians and their traditional rulers and their
communities?
6. In the light of questions 1 to 5 above, why
has there been a deliberate campaign of lies
and propaganda by the PDP and their religious
wing that collect bribes in billions of naira that
"Boko Haram" is the baby of the opposition?
7. Of all the cars used by "suicide" bombers
retrieved from the scene of their attacks, to
whom were the cars traced after forensic
investigations? Why is it that nothing is ever
heard after such evidences have been collated
at the scenes since 2011?
8. At the last count, over 500 hundred "Boko
Haram" suspects have been in detention since
2009, but why is it that government hasn't
been able to come clean on those sponsoring
the "terrorists", and why is it that, with such a
huge treasure trove, government has not been
able to know and curtail the operational
methods of the "terrorists"?
9. Why did the "terrorists" become stronger
after a scandalous 33 billion dollars (over 4
trillion naira) was expended on the so called
war against them?
10. Isn't it curious and suspicious that a
ragtag group called "Boko Haram" whose bulk
of fighters possibly had only one week
trainings could overcome and overrun our
military men who spend 5 years in the NDA,
some months in Jaji, and some months also
at the National War College in Abuja apart
from several overseas trainings?
11. Why was it that, at a point from 2013, the
Nigerian military was not taking the war to
"Boko Haram" camps in the deserts of the
northeast instead of waiting for "Boko Haram"
to come on the offensive?
12. Since when has repulsion become the best
form of defence instead of attack?
13. Why did "Boko Haram" have the most
freedom to operate and destroy so many
towns and villages during all the period of
State of Emergency that was supposed to have
made them immobile?
14. Was the State of Emergency some fraud
pulled off to empower the "terrorists" and
make the targeted communities sitting ducks
for easy elimination?
15. Who was providing "Boko Haram" with fuel
and other logistics in their camps considering
how they easily move with long convoys of
trucks to operate without challenge?
These are not the only questions.... There are
many more. But they've not been able to
answer any of these, rather they always want
to heap their scheme on others.
These questions and many more could be the
reason they are mortally scared of losing
political power. But it just can't continue like
this anymore.
Change is a basic constant in life.
let me help u answer that first question u dimwit. These uncircumcised idiots (BH) can't lift a finger in the East cos dis is not the civil war era when the yoruba trible betrayed us and the northern soldiers won. Dis time around, it'll be a fair fight which we the Easterners must win. Abi u don forget MEND and MASSOB dey ni?? They can't try shit in the east naa, we'll kill dem all in a jiffy.
NYSCRe: NYSC Member Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend by ceemere: 5:44am On Feb 27, 2015
kayciano:
Hmmm..
If na IGBO girl be the issue , u for tell us..
We have them in quantum..

Anyway, the incidents leading to his DEATH should be investigated thoroughly..
ya bro, it should be investigated not speculated. Cos I know some badt guys who can make a murder look like an accident or suicide sad if u watch CSI u'll know what am talking about
EducationRe: NANS Warns Students Against Anti-buhari Rally by ceemere: 8:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
angry
kestolove95:
All dox universities for Biafra(east). Hope una don hear cox na onli una dem fit buy wit. Moni
mey thunder fire ur papa left ball, idiot. As for these usesless old men/women (NANS) u shud speak for ur selves. Time has gone when one person or one useless group of people tells others what to do after collecting money somewhere. Mind u, if u want to get tribal in here then bring it on. IGBO boiz don't take shit from nobody. Anu ofia lipsrsealed undecided
TravelRe: Meet Josephine Agwu, The Lagos Airport Cleaner That Returned N12m To Owner PICS by ceemere: 10:23am On Feb 25, 2015
fatdon2:
Josephine Agwu recently went viral after she returned N12m to the owner at the Murtala Mohammed Int Airport, Lagos. The Lagos State House of Assembly plans to honor her soon. According to reports, Josephine earns N7,500 monthly.



www.lailasblog.com/2015/02/photo-meet-josephine-agwu-lagos-airport.html?m=1
they say God blesses people in misterious ways, and when asked if taking a misplaced huge sum of money is one of the misterious ways, some people will claim holier than thou and say NO!!
Well help me asnwer this question from ceemere.
What if u come across a forgotten huge amount of money in a taxi and feeling like a good samaritan u managed to trace the owner to return it even though ur family is very poor to the bone or u need just 10k to save a friend's life who's in a hospital, and after all u got was just a hand shake and a "thanks". Then it turns out that the person that forgot the money is actually a terrorist and that money was meant to procure arms and bomb for their operationhuh

@ #‎use‬ ur head
RomanceRe: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Intimacy Life by ceemere: 11:46am On Feb 20, 2015
smileyJuly = scorpio. And it best describes my personality. Especially the choosey part. Its turning into a nightmare for me huh
PoliticsRe: Eze Uche Dimgba Asks Igbos In Lagos To Vote For APC by ceemere: 8:32am On Feb 20, 2015
Hell NO!! Not me mehn. They should speak for themselves. Nobody appointed them to speak for us. They can't just collect millions and billions from politicians and expect us to dance to their tunes. They are on their own. undecided angry
RomanceRe: 8 Signs Of A Husband Material by ceemere: 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2015
emusmith:
You find such a guy and you begin to form for him? There must be something wrong somewhere cheesy

How do you know he is an husband material?

1. He calls you often and asks how your day went.

He does this in a friendly manner. He doesn't "act" it.


2. He visits you on sick bed and perhaps sleeps there with you.

This implies that he is willing to accept your "ups" and your "downs" alike.


3. He loves your siblings as his own.

He loves your siblings and plays with them carefreely? Haba, think about it!


4. He talks to you with respect.

He doesn't talk down on you even when you talk flippantly. He ignores without and scolds within with respect. smiley


5. He doesn't force sex on you.

He loves you so much that he won't force anything you're not comfortable with including premarital sex.


6. He gives you cash when you need it.

He is responsible in your financial issues. He likes giving to you to the best of his capacity. He even tells you his whole salary wink. He loves you then.


7. He tells you the truth not minding how you feel. He later pets you wink


He doesn't leave you to yourself. He scolds within but with love. He draws you back with one hand however. He doesn't sleep with malice.


8. He talks of his future plans with you in it.

He plans his future and includes you. That's a major sign.



Ladies, this kind of guy exist. Don't give up on us yet. Naija guys are all you need. At least, I am here tongue cheesy


You can add more...grin
wow, just checked my dictionay for the meaning of "MUGU", and guess what?? The explanation is exactly as what this our bros just wrote here, it even made me think he just copied it from that dictionary, especially that No6. So what if the guy no get am there and then nko?? Him go go steal cos him wan prove luv abi?. Lolz grin
NYSCRe: Batch C14 Lagos by ceemere: 10:22am On Jan 18, 2015
gidi camp was cool to an extent shaa.

NYSCRe: Batch C14 Lagos by ceemere: 10:17am On Jan 18, 2015
hello peepz, long time no see, uuum except those i see at the lg HQ. hope y'all doing fyn. apart from enkay, any of u posted to surulere?? sad
AutosLooking For 1999 Toyota Avalon by ceemere(op): 10:10am On Jan 18, 2015
pls i need a 1999 toyota avalon, tokunbo, not nigerian used. let me know ur price and location if u have. am in lagos
PoliticsRe: Why Did Buhari Sentence Fela Kuti To 10 Years In Prison? by ceemere: 11:04pm On Nov 10, 2014
barcanista:
When General Muhammadu Buhari came to power, there was wide corruption in the Second Republic. A decree was passed that nobody take out or bring in foreign currency into the country. Offenders are liable to 10years in Jail. This decree was to curb money laundering by politicians and corrupt businessmen.

FELA KUTI
Fela had performed abroad, he was paid in foreign currency in cash and had it on him on his return to Lagos. He was subsequently arrested for breaking the law and was prosecuted, found guilty and jailed.

PLEA:
There was a plea by human right groups to Head of State Buhari to "pardon" Fela, he refused because he believe that the law be served to the letter.

THE OFFENSE, GMB AND FELA:
First, there was an existing law/decree.

Secondly, Fela bringing in cash means it contradicts the law/decree, however, the money is from hard work.
Morally, he's justified! Legally, he is not.

Buhari had refused to grant pardon, because the law was broken. If he grants pardon, some section of politicians will accuse him of preferential treatment. He didn't because he believes in absolute discipline.
By law, he is justified. Morally, he is not, considering that it was Fela's sweat(my opinion). The law does not work with emotion unfortunately.

MY OPINION:
GMB should have pardoned Fela. The law should have made for exception. Buhari should have tampered justice with mercy
this thing u just wrote down here is total crap, BULLshit. U ar just beating around the bush. Buharis is a monster, he never jailed fela for breaking the law, he jailed him cos he was a torn in his flesh. The money aspect is just to make it look legit. Simple lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: Batch C14 Lagos by ceemere: 8:26am On Nov 08, 2014
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NYSCRe: Batch C14 Lagos by ceemere: 1:26pm On Nov 07, 2014
Nna mehn, I no understand this kind long vac dem give person oo, me don dey tire for houz here. To worsen it all, my neighbours don dey gosssip say I no go school oo undecided

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