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Politics › Re: VIDEO: What Sanusi Said About Fuel Subsidy In 2012 by ceemere: 3:00pm On May 12, 2016

Are u tired of life?
Do u need inspiration?
If yes; then go to any fuel station near u and shout "Sai Baba" cheesy

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Politics › Re: Saraki's Trial Spells Doom For Tinubu by ceemere: 1:37pm On Apr 23, 2016

TheDevilIsALai:
Tinubu pleaded no contest to money laundry charges believed to be proceeds from illicit drug dealing before a US federal district circuit judge and was summarily convicted and a sentence pronounced on him.

The sentence did not carry a jail term as Tinubu cut a deal with the D.A's office to snitch on his fellow co defendants who I might add are still rotting away in a federal maximum prison.

This is why since the amended US immigration law as at 2013 signed by Obama was passed which prohibits convicted felons like Bola and Remi Tinubu from re-entry into the US, Tinubu has not visited the US since his well published attendance at the Democratic convention.

This is why you never saw Tinubu accompany Buhari to the US.

The man is a convicted felon and you can ask him to dare sue me to court over that statement.

Tinubu is a convicted felon.

This is what amala sophisticated tribalistic politicking has gotten you suffersicated rats in the 21st century; a drug dealer as your defacto political head who convinced you fools to vote a despotic sectional bigoted illiterate boko.

Yeye

lolz this counter attack brings back good old memories like Mortal Kombat. After reading this reply I was like: FINISH HIM!! grin

. Choii guy abeg take am easy on the dude, u just killed him with a flawless victory. Abeg someone should get this guy one crate of ice cold Orijin with 50 litres of Fuel biko

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Autos › Why Don't 't People Advertize 2000-2003 Avalon Often?? by ceemere(op): 9:32am On Apr 08, 2016

I've been patiently waiting to see any toyota avalon 2000 - 20003 here so that I can jump on it. Buh I hardly see it. Is it that the car is so good to have that people who own it don't wanna sell it off or that its not good enough that people don't like to trade it?? Still wondering.

Politics › Re: #thingsbuhariwillattend Now Trending On Twitter by ceemere: 7:00pm On Apr 01, 2016

Politics › Re: Zero Megawatt: 10,000mw Target Achievable By 2019 —fashola by ceemere: 6:58pm On Apr 01, 2016

Politics › Re: Igbo President by ceemere: 6:55pm On Apr 01, 2016

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Autos › Re: S-O-L-D....Tin-can Cleared 2005 Lexus ES 330 by ceemere: 2:00am On Mar 17, 2016

Christianity Etc › Religeous Fanaticism by ceemere(op): 12:01pm On Mar 08, 2016*

Religious fanatics and extremists are those who kill in the name of religion instead of dying in the name of religion. Fanatics are simply cowards who prefer to take a life inorder to preserve their belief rather than giving up their life to preserve it. Take for example Islamic jihadists, Cultists and Christians like pastor King and co, if they were true believers why not test their faith with their own life?? If Abubakar shekau knows he is on the right path why no go out there and blow himself up rather than sending gullible kids, and if pastor king believes he is on the right path why not set himself ablaze?? NO!! They won't because they are so afraid, they value their lives more than their religion in the actual sense of it. Jesus told peter to sheath his sword when he wanted to take a life to preserve his. He later gave up his own life (and his life alone without blowing up other people like islamic terrorists do) now that is bravery not cowardice. Jesus is the savior and yet he wasn't an extremist of his own religion. FANATICISM IS NOT RIGHTEOUSNESS

@ #Use ur Head

-Big Cee-

Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu With The IStandWithBuhari Rally Group (Photos) by ceemere: 6:52pm On Feb 18, 2016

Ebukaobi:
IPOB Youth

ISIS cook

Politics › Re: BIAFRA: Even Saddam Hussein Was Not Secretly Tried - - Group Blast Fg Over Kanu. by ceemere: 8:38pm On Feb 14, 2016

Seun and his minions, if u like block me from today till eternity. I will always Blame the west, whether its their fault or not. You people hate igbos and I was born to return the favour accordingly. Its in my blood like its in the blood of every ofe nmanu person to hate igbos. If u ar from the east and u think individual difference will save u from these Western Demons because ur best friend is yoruba, then u ar mentally sick. Go and ask about the story of the scorpion and the tortoise. My blood cells, my genes, my DNA hates anything west of nigeria. Am out grin

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Jokes Etc › Selfie Stick by ceemere(op): 4:49pm On Feb 11, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Posts On 'Stealing Of Songs' Complains . . Funny by ceemere: 5:42pm On Jan 25, 2016

ggrin:
Nigerians wil rather be angry at Blackface for being "Envious, Jealous, nuisance", rather than be angry that he may have been really cheated

exactly my thought. And then coming from a duo who came to lime light by doing mixtapes in the name of original copyright. They were lucky to get away with it cos back then nigerians haven't gotten familiar with the term mixtapes and covers. Well he shud shut his damn mouth up cos after all it was reported some time ago that they stole "Erima" from black face and polished it into "Busy body".

Politics › Re: Saraki, Lawal Musa-Daura, Bashir Abubakar At Aso Rock Villa (Photos) by ceemere: 10:04am On Jan 13, 2016

Romance › Re: Can Marriage Change A Guy Who Is A Womanizer? by ceemere: 4:40pm On Jan 11, 2016

Bae asks: are u a womanizer?

Me (with a confused face): what is woman? huh

Politics › Re: Igbo And Yoruba - Recent Achievements Overseas/ Who Is Cat, Who Is Rat? by ceemere: 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2016

christopher123:
But fashola deported Yoruba also to ekiti and some hausas also....that incident is still fresh but he only apologised to igbos and called others bluff

I live in Lagos so I know these things

Don't make it seems its only igbos that was deported

bros u even get time to dey reply dat dirty ewedu eating anu ohia. Like my grandmother used to say, god started from the mouth to create the yoruba tribe, dats why they make a whole lot of trashy mouth at any slightest chance they get. Igbo man no dey blow him trumpet, na when him catch u in a corner u go sabi say 13 no be B grin

let him keep exhibiting his myopic toutish cerebrum grin

Politics › Re: We’re Not Northerners- Middle-belt Youths by ceemere: 8:39am On Jan 09, 2016

Ever wondered why anything anti igbo that appears online gets more likes and promotion but anything pro igbo gets less likes and backing?? Its simple. While the igbo youths ar busy in their shops and places of business making enough money to buy the whole internet if they so wish, the idle yoruba youths ar busy lying down at home with their phones surfing the net every minute of the day. How the hell do u think the media gave buhari their slave master an edge to win?? How many Northerners sabi surf the net?? One day one day, the igbo tribe will buy off all the yoruba states and deport them to chad. Keep wasting ur lives at home waiting for ur father to die so dat u can start collecting rent while ur igbo mates ar building houses and buying off yoruba owned houses. . The yorubas hate the igbos cos they can never measure up to them in terms of striving. Igbos thrive where other tribes think its impossible. Igbos ar everywhere like the jews, u burn their shops or demolish it in the name of sanitation as a guise to lash out ur anger on them cos they did nt vote for u, they still thrive and make double what they made before. Pls u guys shouldn't even begin to compare the dirty tribe with the money making igbos. It doesn't make any sense

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Politics › Re: Igbo And Yoruba - Recent Achievements Overseas/ Who Is Cat, Who Is Rat? by ceemere: 8:16am On Jan 09, 2016

. The yorubas hate the igbos cos they can never measure up to them in terms of striving. Igbos thrive where other tribes think its impossible. Igbos ar everywhere like the jews, u burn their shops or demolish it in the name of sanitation as a guise to lash out ur anger on them cos they did nt vote for u, they still thrive and make double what they made before. Pls u guys shouldn't even begin to compare the dirty tribe with the money making igbos. It doesn't make any sense undecided

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Sports › Re: Jay Jay Okocha, Kanu Nwankwo, Daniel Amokachi, Others To Turn Up For CAF Awards by ceemere: 11:44am On Jan 07, 2016

ojnnaco:
NIGERIA..
GOOD PEOPLE....
GREAT NATION.....

keep deceiving ur self. Those guys ar Biafrans , dunknw d f*ck u talking bout undecided

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Politics › Re: #Fireonbaba Now Trending On Twitter.Pics by ceemere: 11:55pm On Jan 04, 2016*

"I don't care" na person wey never get the experience. Cos when the person get d experience, e must care by force. One day his tyranny will affect those chanting and blowing his trumpet and they will go hide under their beds. For now its just tribal bigotry dey worry dis country. Yorubas don't care what happens or the the consequencies as long as their hatred for the igbos is being backed up by the FG and its tyranny. Just a plate of Rice from Aisha and their brains are already fried and garnished with a blinded sight and they started constituting nuisance on twitter with a sycophantic hash tag. Them shoot unarmed igbo civilians, una applaud them, them shoot shite protesters, una begin dey make noise. Them rule in Favour of APC candidates una applaude the judiciary, them Order the release of an igbo freedom fighter una talk say judicial system dey corrupt. Abeg na who dey fool who here?? But I assure u guys, one day one day, e go affect una in one way or another and u guys will turn around to throw mud at the white paint job u did. grin

mey una enjoy for now. IGBOS are and will always be ahead of u guys. Jelousy and envy begets damnation and self destruction. tongue

. . No wonder una brother FELA (Rip) talk say una too dey like to Suffer and smile

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Romance › Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by ceemere: 5:31pm On Jan 03, 2016

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Education › Re: Top 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees! by ceemere: 8:26pm On Dec 24, 2015

If u fit Bleep any of the girls from thtose schools easily then that money their parents paid na waste. There ar things money can not buy, liike Common sense and wisdom. It sure can get u knowledge but if u no sharp, ome forget am, u no sharp hoha!! grin

Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha: Payment Of Salaries Is A Privilege Not A Right ( Nigerians Reac by ceemere: 3:49pm On Dec 24, 2015

Mey thunder fire u, raise ur papa from the dead then fire am, fire ur mama, fire ur children, fire ur village. Onye oshi, OBJ warned imo people but they refused like they refused to acknowledge that Burari and AP-see has nothing good in store for them. All these people wey dey cry now na those wey vote for am, na so those wey vot for AP-see go take cry soon

Romance › Re: Club Exposes Girl Who Went Partying Without Her Fiance's Knowledge by ceemere: 10:25am On Dec 23, 2015

When ur fiance finds out. Its easy; just #Blame it on GEJ

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Jokes Etc › How To Start Your Own Church by ceemere(op): 9:04pm On Dec 18, 2015

HOW TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH
(Starter kit for beginners)
1. Buy a pointed shoe
2. Buy a white suite and a yellow bow tie
3. Buy a laptop and iPad
4. Polish up on your english
5. Rent an unfinished building near a busy
market place or school
6. Remember to give yourself a catching
name e.g "AMBASADOR, PAPA, ANNOINTED
7. Don't forget to befriend a native doctor
8. Practice speaking in the popular tongues
that your neighbours won't
understand. Sakordie's rap lines and Terry-G's lyrics or any naija circular song are a good source
9. Advertise your church with your picture
on the billboard-HELICOPTER OF FAITH
HEALING MINISTRIES, LABORATORY church of God, Jehova Sharp sharp ministries come and receive your miracle. kick the devil out
jet lee style ministries
10. Invite a lot of women who just got dumped You are good to
go!

U go thank me later

@ #Ceemere1 grin

Literature › Re: Uzodimma Iweala, Author Of "Beasts Of No Nation" by ceemere: 11:13am On Dec 15, 2015

Raiders:
Your mom with her puff-puff face stole billions of dollars from Nigerians. Buhari EFCC is coming soon for your mom

AMBER ALERT!! Yaba left is missing a resident here oo, this dude just escaped from his mental home. Pls if anybody sees dis imbe abeg alert the authorities to take him back to Yaba left. grin

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Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Ladies Desperately Chase For Marriage by ceemere: 7:45pm On Dec 14, 2015

henrylowe:
OP, you forgot to add

10 . Aboki changing dolars

na who ur sis wan marry ni? grin

Romance › Re: Boobs: Why Men Will Continue To Be Babies In The Hands Of Women! by ceemere: 9:06pm On Dec 13, 2015

dachaste:
I know many ppl dat don't give an eff about boobs buh will kill for d butts

one Orijin for u there!! *phyno's voice* Ukwu di ya grin

. Give me a small boobs with an ass the size of Tool's and u've cured my illness

Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel To Build A 100,000 Capacity Stadium-like Church. (photos) by ceemere: 4:45pm On Dec 12, 2015

Annunaki post=its true cos I can remember somewhere in the bible where jesus said if u feed the hungry, its him u've fed, if u house the homeless, its him u've housed and so on. Like seriously ain't there poor hungry homeless people in that church?? Everybody there dey flos ni? Nawa oo 40926046:
Misplaced priorities

Nairaland General › Re: Seun Kuti Posts Oshiomhole's N17m Trip To Miami On Twitter To Confirm Or Deny by ceemere: 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2015

One Orijin for U there!! The only yoruba family that did not allow Ewedu and Amala to reconfigure their brains like the rest. If only ur kinsmen will see the way ur father saw things, this their unneccessary igbo hatred will be diverted for greater good

Politics › Re: DPR Suspends Import Permits Of Capital Oil, Sahara & Folawiyo by ceemere: 8:54am On Dec 12, 2015

aperture11:
And somehow Folawiyo and Sahara too became Biafrans. I just don't get how you guys become tribalistic over everything. The reason for the suspension was given yet all you could see is tribe rather than the fact that these people are hurting you and I.
Damn!

anu mpam how sure are u that they actually sold above fuel price?? So we shouyld now believe any and everything they government says?? Especially a tribalistic government for that matter? Enyi use ur head oo, no dey act like say dem use ewedu mold ur brain. Mtcheww. grin

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