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f**k dah shiiii;


Every style my Barber barbed me was a hit back to back, from davido's lowcut to korede's curly afro to even wizkid's punk;

Still i never get crush, not to talk of babe.



2baba's skin cut ti take over!!! Iyalaya anybody:: *gorimapa united*



Davido's barber be like: ''if you wan get babes; come and take haircut from me...''

iconSAGE1:
A tout is a tout, dat stuff olamide did is just not necessary..imagine Don jazzy..God my respect just tripple for Don baba,,meanwhile Dija just de smile de clap

Shey na wetyn don jazzy talk?

''Keshi, you b badt boy; u dey always make me feel like say I no get talent"

Even reeky knows that keshi is good and deserved it....


All good shaaa, my predictions were between 'reeky' and 'kiss' ...


So, no heartbreaks/suprises

foyeks2001:
dis sound engineer wan make my hubby wey dey sleep jejely inside bedroom vex dis morning...wit dis up n down volume

I swea, same here oooo.


I even hole my remote fo hand sef, dey reduce/increase every few mins.

I swear VEC dey trip me

Bovi shaaaa!

Julius agwu's last words; REAL

Lil kesh denied of his award again * I go break person head ooooo*

2face wan fall hands shaaa, y d rush?

STILESGANG:
Did he say that?Didn't hear sha

Me too ooo

I swear, I love Vector's Simplicity

iconSAGE1:
AGbero Reminisice turn musician now performing

The last time I checked,






Aberos are not graduates....



But Reminisce is not just only learned but a graduate

#teamIbille O ye nairalanders, iyaf moved on to greater tinz this 20sixteen, I'll see you in a jiffy... --

hoshodie:
dats ceasar

shey ceeza of banging ft chopstix, cdq, reminisce

How did timi _ wish me well beat _ iyanya's '_oreo ?

This guy bass voice shaaa *yinmu*

For eva mind naw, her boo don propose

[b][/b] I'm sorry, if I may have offended you my igbo brothers, let's just take this as a joke, as it is.

kaycii1:
bro...u can only talk for urself not for others. that is ur lifestyl not our lyfestyl I AM NOT LIKE THAT! and my family aint like dat too
i kno u are only tryn to gain likes with ur comments shaa! but its a pity u prefer nairaland LIKES to ur reputation GO AND BUY SOME SENSE AND THEN COME BACK

Believe it or not, its the truth
*its yo biz*

kaycii1:
mmm yorrobber and their propaganda are like sh!T AND Smell
always trynna bring igbo down!

BUT REASONS WHY U CANT BRING ME DOWN.
..GOD loves me
..family loves me
..gals love me
..im cute
..i'm smart
..i'm intelligent
..i'm focused
..i'm IGBO

enyiaa, abu m onye igbo nwanne!
Truth be told, that is a typical lifestyle of we...

#GodBlessNigeria

Seller: Goodday sir


Chukwudi: nna,wellu done, una dey sell Power Bank?


Seller: yes sir,


Chukwudi: How much?


Seller: #3600


Chukwudi: whaaaaaaaat?! *shocked*


Seller: any problem sir?


Chukwudi: nnaa mehn, how much is your phone battery?


Seller: #1000


Chukwudi: nwanne, instead give me three phone battery and 3 desktop chargers!


* all na power bank *

Beive85:
sound

i don't get you.

Pls advise me, what can l do, Abeg laugh o
I saw a Notification from MTN that
reads....."your
account is too low & you are having #87
remaining, if you need more airtime kindly
DIAL *737**AMOUNT# ", which I hastily
dialled without wasting time, first I dialled
*737**1000# and I got credited of #1000
airtime and I was happy that MTN IS IN a big
TROUBLE.
I never knew that I was going for my doom,
So l continued dialling until I got credited of
#45,000, I was in jubilation and I wanted to
do more when I received MESSAGES that
SHOCKED me from MTN.
... It said... "You have successfully
Purchased your AIRTIME through your GTB
(BANK) ACCOUNT", shortly after the msgs
came in, I started seeing the most annoying
and terrifying Part of it, which was text msgs
from my GTB (BANK) that the sum of
#45,000 has been debited from my
ACCOUNT.
Ever since yesterday night my body system
has
not been the same.nah my School fees dey my fone as call card..
Now I agree that truly AWOOF THEY PURGE
BELLE, I Dey purge now Ooooooo,yeeeyeee owo ti wo igboooo 😃😃😃😃😃😃 Have good Day

Shey dem say na 16 bars, Make i drop my sizzling bars //

sampoeva 's lines are too LAME no wonder you can never walk in my shoes//
i'm casting a demon, i'm like your bae's pu*sy ...LOOSE //
Benches turn incubators, keep on warming while its me dey CHOOSE//

Mehn, i still flow tight like my girl's pus*y below her tight //
i'm still the Best, man i can still Groom your scattered bars like Polarbite //

WilliamLee with his weak flows like his d*ck can't stand aright//

I'M a champion, i'm a legend, i'm a lyrical monster//
when i die, omoh i swear dem go definitely MOURN STAR//
Wrestling with my Money to Cum like i'm ranDy hurting <randy orton- // with my mic i'll steadily tyson to keep my lyrics PunCHING//
my teamHIGHer *timaya* when they see us omoh dem Concur//
at the sound of ceeSleek omoh to dem na TorTure //
i've got dat albert einstein moda f*cking instinct//
If u try to touch me, ogbeni walai u go turn DIsTinct ....
Kpraaa! #drops mic

mosjames:
No matter how goodthe app I download is, Boom player will still be number one

you may be wrong mon amie, this one is simply impeccable.. i prefer it

Lols, i thank God for people like you.. Don't be like your godfather - Thomas..
...

Kashybaby, i see you viewing. *nice one*

Cc: Lalasticlala Seun dragnet Honsule puskin
mods, FP material

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