₦airaland Forum

JideSM ,

Has MTN stopped the welcome back offer already or is it a scam to get people to start using your sh*t network again?

I recharged on a Sim I haven't used for more than 7months but I wasn't given any bonus.

Well,the sim card is back on another indefinite suspension.

LuvU2:
If i wont take it to my next and final life then its a loss. I pursue contentment, so that when i lack i'm happy nd when i hv in abundance, still happy.

Beauty and brain
You be wife material paaa!
I just no know whether na Ankara or lace abi Linen

Well,i only have one word to say.

xendra:
Mttcwww..... na today? If he really wanted you he will go and make money and come back to marry you. she shouldn't regret not marrying a childish old nigga. This type of man would have still dumped her after he becomes rich. Don't chose to suffer with any man in the name of a dream, men go for your class, if you are broke there are "....." girls who date broke guys, how do you expect a girl that spends money on her self to coman date you in the name of a mirrage dream.

Your post,signature,profile picture says alot about you. You have no man in your life and even the "broke guys" are not interested in your ugly face and rotten pussy and you're so hurt and heart-broken by that.

I feel your pain,b*tch!

Custaqueen:
something that happens in the brothel where I stay everyday ....i even seperate fight this morning sef..so op how is this news?


Meanwhile,I would really appreciate it if you all check my signature God bless

A "webcam model" that stays in a brothel. You're a prostitute. Stop confusing yourself na

Iphone X is dull.
Mj Franklin has a Big head while Marc Franklin has an oblong head.

How is the difference so hard to spot for technology?

God bless your good heart,woman.

Meanwhile,in a certain "Zoo" in Africa,Fulani herdsmen think a cow's life is more important than a man's life.

OboOlora:
Hahahaha, I love am dieeeeeeeee I don use am torment all my whatsapp group members hahahaha

Haha. BTW,hope your handle is not what i'm thinking oh

OboOlora:
Babe or side chic

Your obsession with this pic no be here oh

Correct! Help us tell these girls it only makes them an....

Do you have infinix hot 2 3000mah battery?

You have nothing to fear once you have faith in the almighty ALLAH

nwabobo:
Activism is not thuggery. Get that into your ekpang filled skull. Ntin

oginni?

MENTORCH:
So Nigerians believe this private jet publicity stunt. Davido can’t buy a private jet. How much does he make a month to afford such.

Is it your publicity?

Shortyy:
Nairalanders I need a male bestie.. preferably a gay guy.. if you're gay, please DM asap

NAwa oh. Na real wa oh

Mumu. Attention seeker oshi!

I've never been served a break-up line. The last time i checked, i was the one who cooked,spiced it up and served three girls a delicious break-up line.

Radiant1020:
seriously none
I'm still in secondary school

Which kyn lie be this one again fhaa

Jokerman:
But you support corrupt politicians

How are you so sure about that?
what makes you think i give 1% of fvck about politicians?

stevedre:
Hmmm, am not trying to and do not intend to lecture you. Ok, don't know any of them but I would love to hear them spit out of curiosity.
Since we both love rap, don't you think if a phrase can have more than one meaning or explanation then it can be termed word play, IMO though.

Yea,a word/phrase that has more than one meaning can be played with.

like the same falz said in a track he featured simi "you dey draw me,you be fine artist" he meant simi was drawing him close to her and in other words, artists are known to draw images.

another line in the track "make we go slow like we jam traffic" . he was asking simi not to rush things in the relationship and in other words, 'go slow' in nigeria means being delayed in heavy road traffic.

So, falz wasn't actually tryna make wordplay outta that "this is Nigeria,everybody be criminal" line.

You can check ibime's and the other textcee legend's battle up on nairaland.

She con look like all those fulani kids wey dey do "uncle,gimme money,ayam hungry,i want to eat" for Iwo road and U.I gate.

Respect55:
U need to confront that 'fear '. Visit a psychologist or ur pastor if u go to church

Thanks for the advice

Respect55:
Dnt u think u need to be counselled lest it starts manifesting after u tie the knot?

Seriously,that's my fear. I believe it could affect me when i'm ready to walk down the the aisle and i never wanna have any divorce record

oluwasegun007:
Lemme teach you small marss...

One person upload picture with 5 pics inside,
ALL the individual were tagged except one...

Who is that one person?
40marks (5mins) your time start now.

Reward for correct answer is.... Common sense

hahaha. i don laugh enter gutter oh

Hemjayy:
Why do I always read Asa Asika as "Asa Akira"?

Porn don finish your head

Respect55:
What's this for?

That's space booking. Lol. I've modified it though.

After three months in a relationship, i get tired and bored. I stop calling or texting, stop showing the care i showed before. Always needing a break. I don't know what's wrong. i've tried to go much longer but i can't.

stevedre:
He was referring to how most law enforcing agents in Nigeria see the youths, it is called word play.

this is Nigeria, everybody be criminal
Where's the word play in that line?

See bro,if you ain't ibime,tega gat or mikuz, you no go fit lecture me about rap oh.

Someone should epp me close my mouth abeg.

but booharry keep telling us boko haram has been defeated.

Yeye yeye.

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