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CareerRe: Help Me Choose Best Course To Go For. by Celestialsword: 2:20pm On Jul 28, 2025
I guess is a company training,the best and sustainable job there is crane operator.

Jobs will be looking for you
PoliticsRe: Even The Opposition Can't Dispute These Glaring Achievements by Celestialsword: 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2025
AMINDA:
This one is still here counting removal of subsidy as an achievement. Tinubu removed subsidy to reduce borrowing, but now borrows to reduce the effect of subsidy removal.
Subsidy was not removed to reduce borrowing.

Subsidy payments was a way the oil cabals has been siphoning the nations money for decades,and nobody has gotten the guts to stop it.

Subsidy removal and bridging the gaps between the official and parallel markets in FX are two herculean and bold decisions taken by Bola Tinubu that shows that he meant well for this nation.

He stepped on many big toes,and they are the ones instigating and fighting him now.

The north were angry with him because of the strengthening of the FX market

We all knew that the north controls the market.

God will help him
PoliticsRe: SDP Expels El-Rufai For 30 Years Over Alleged Forgery by Celestialsword: 12:23pm On Jul 28, 2025
Good riddiance to bad rubbish.

El rufai first pitches his tent in SDP,and paraded himself as a member not knowing that he hasn't even register as a member,before jumping into the coalition

This are the type of characters that they want Nigerians to trust , people with shaddy character

Nigerians should be very careful, because these are sheeps in wolf clothings

They are not better than the person they wants to unseat, they think Nigerians are fools.

Peter Obi is dinning with wolves and hyenas,he is associating with the wrong set of people.

Peter Obi should better go back to labour party.
RomanceRe: Moniepoint Directors by Celestialsword: 12:09pm On Jul 28, 2025
Louis8796:
Yes I have a complaint that is why I am asking the question.
Here:

Moniepoint customer care line
+234 2018889990

Email; Support@moniepoint.com
CultureRe: Mammoth Crowd As Igbo King Spotted At Nungua Homowo(video) by Celestialsword: 7:45am On Jul 28, 2025
Is it Igbo king of Ghana or Igbo King in Ghana.

What is so special about it,was he the one causing the uproar
TravelRe: 10 Monday Morning Struggles Every Lagos Worker Can Relate To by Celestialsword: 7:30am On Jul 28, 2025
Lagos is the most populated city in Africa with a population of more than 22 million people and it is jam-packed.

Despite it's spillover to neighbouring Ogun state, there's still no respite.

It's the survival of the fittest

Other populous cities in Africa like Cairo,
Kinshasa and Abidjan are more organized than Lagos
CelebritiesRe: Most Of You Will Suffer Before And After Death – Naira Marley by Celestialsword: 6:37am On Jul 28, 2025
Firebox123:
read before you type next time

Have a nice day brr
What is there to read again,why did you say so.

Were you offended by the truth I posted

Sorry,if you are a Malian
CelebritiesRe: Most Of You Will Suffer Before And After Death – Naira Marley by Celestialsword: 5:44am On Jul 28, 2025
So this guy is a Muslim.

Who will suffer,if not the evil doers, maybe he's talking to his friends

He hasn't been in the spotlight for a while,was he in jail

He is well known for his notoriety,why the sudden shift,has he repented.

Maybe,this time he has something up his sleeves.
RomanceRe: Moniepoint Directors by Celestialsword: 5:37am On Jul 28, 2025
Louis8796:
Good morning all, please who on nairaland works with moniepoint or who is a director under moniepoint🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
what is your issue

Do you have a complain,or just wanted to know their directors
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Me! My Relationships Don't Last Up To 3 Months by Celestialsword: 9:21pm On Jul 27, 2025
Rearealki:
I am really concerned about this.
My last relationship ended like my first.
Billing!
Ok, so this lady called me that we should be in a relationship. I was excited about it and we started dating.
We haven't had sex we are both Christians.
This particular week she started testing me financially. First she said she is hungry, later she said her phone spoilt then she said she needs a new laptop.
What made us breakup was when she said she needed airtime. And as at then I didn't even have any available money except my savings I said I don't have
She then told me she deserves to be taken care of that she hasn't asked me directly of anything than this airtime. It shows I am stingy...and if it's happening like this this early we might have to cutoff. She said is it because we both work in same place and we earn same salary? ,she said I should take care of her
So I thought about her statements and I told her we should break up. That I am not ready.
I

This same scenario happened to me in my first relationship. I really loved my first love. But she pressured me financially. Which led me to all end it.
You even made a big mistake by going out with a co worker,
FoodRe: Hunger In The Land: 400 Malnourished Children Admitted Per Day In Kebbi – MSF by Celestialsword: 9:05pm On Jul 27, 2025
Shawarmagirl:
Sorry to say this, I am done having pity with Nigerians. Tomorrow their parents will queue on the line dragging to vote their oppressors because of proto and rice. Once they won the election, they will abandon them for another 4yr. Y'all should suffer Nigeria and get sense by force.
Get this clear,an hungry man is a desperate man,he can do anything for a cup of garri

Nigeria masses have be render useless by the rulling class that they can sell their votes for a cup of rice because of hunger and starvation.

So, do not blame anybody, it's the situation they found themselves..

Who dey cry de see road.
FoodRe: Hunger In The Land: 400 Malnourished Children Admitted Per Day In Kebbi – MSF by Celestialsword: 8:55pm On Jul 27, 2025
To be sincere, northern leaders failed woefully.

And they were the ones that have govern this country the most aside holding juicy and top positions.

This can't be seen or felt by their people.

Hunger, illiteracy and disease is their Hallmark.

You can't see this in the south
PoliticsRe: Alia cares: Benue women seen with branded wheelbarrows (Photos) by Celestialsword: 6:26pm On Jul 27, 2025
Tinubumustgo:
Is it For a evacuation of the injured or for farming because I don't get it.
It's a farming tool, they need it in the farm for carrying harvested crops and seedlings for planting
PoliticsRe: 2027: Bring Kwankwaso Into The Coalition by Celestialsword: 6:18pm On Jul 27, 2025
If kwankwanso agree to join the coalition then APC is finished.

Nothing can save them

Tinubu knew this, that is why he is talking with him lately
PoliticsRe: Udu Lga In Retrospect: Chronicle Of A Marginalized People In Delta State. by Celestialsword: 1:45pm On Jul 27, 2025
The problem of Udu is that they are always in the opposition coupled with bad and greedy leaders.

They have to change in other to attract development to their areas
CelebritiesRe: Introducing Bbnaija S10 Female Housemates 2025 by Celestialsword: 1:41pm On Jul 27, 2025
Nice,where are the guys,this edition looks promising and exciting
CelebritiesRe: Portable Rejects ₦100M Boxing Match Offer Against Verydarkman by Celestialsword: 1:39pm On Jul 27, 2025
Portable has seen his match,VDM will masticate him with his fetish backup
CelebritiesRe: Soso Soberekon Offers N120m For Boxing Match B/w Portable/vdm by Celestialsword(op): 12:02pm On Jul 27, 2025
Beremx:
They're not of the same category of weight. How can VDM the manipulator face Portable in a boxing competition?
That's absolutely sense..less
This is not a registered fight but that of ego, weight and height doesn't matter here
FamilyRe: Landlord marries his Tennant who helped him when his wife lock him out by Celestialsword: 11:59am On Jul 27, 2025
Good rediance to bad rubbish ..

She deserves it ,she have to learn in the hard.

Men are delicate specie
CelebritiesSoso Soberekon Offers N120m For Boxing Match B/w Portable/vdm by Celestialsword(op): 11:50am On Jul 27, 2025
Popular and wealthy Nigerian talent manager and entertainment producer, Soso Soberekon, has proposed a high-stakes boxing match between controversial singer Portable and outspoken social media activist VeryDarkMan.


The proposal was made via a post on his official Instagram page, where he pledged a total of ₦120 million for the match with ₦100 million going to the winner and ₦20 million to the loser.

His announcement read: “🚨 OFFICIAL BOXING MATCH PROPOSAL 🚨 The street’s most talked-about voices… now let your fists do the talking. No more talk! Let’s turn this online cruise into real-life bruises! 🥊🔥.”

“PORTABLE vs VERYDARKMAN. 2 mouths, 1 ring. Who go survive?”


” 💵 I’m putting ₦120 MILLION on this wahala: 💀 Winner – ₦100 MILLION. 😩 Loser – ₦20 MILLION (Yes, even the beaten man goes home smiling) 📍 VENUE: KFT EVENT CENTER – WARRI, DELTA STATE @portablebaeby @verydarkblackman Talk no dey finish, sign the dotted line and enter ring if body dey tell una. Make we see who really get chest.”

As of the time this report was filed, neither Portable nor VeryDarkMan has publicly accepted or responded to the challenge.


The post has since gone viral, drawing widespread attention and sparking mixed reactions across social media platforms.

See some reactions below:

@official_papson: “It’s not about muscle but experience sha. My money is on potable.”


@_SammyNas: “Nah.. I think VDM should fight him with just one hand, that’s the only way it’ll be a fair fight.”

@Not_Boredd: “Portable? The juju guy wey go use voodoo win match? Lmaoo.”


@Mohammed_Gombi: “Portable no just like himself. He thinks VDM is speed Darlington.”

@ApexHodde: “Portable plus his juju will be beaten black, blue, and green. The consolation is that he will have some cash to treat himself and perhaps marry a new wife!”

@datsoftboy: “VDM go reconstruct Portable face oo, this one no be Akpi omo ajé butter oo.”

@Meze6777Eze: “😂 portable no Go survive oh Na the day wey i see vdm dey use big gen dey do bicep curls i confirm say strength dey.”


@iam_YoungShozy: “If you watch portable vs Speedy you can tell portable really can’t fight, Speedy is just too lame. VDM go mend am.”

@Cheegomania: “This soso is a stupíd man, A davido associates they want to silence portable. Why not Lagos state, Delta state for that matter.”

Gazette
Christianity EtcRe: Are Marine Girls Real Or Just Faked By Pastors by Celestialsword: 10:53am On Jul 27, 2025
Nnamdipapa:
There are girls in the Unted States Marine corp. They are real and nothing fake about them.
marine corps in the united state is a sub group of the US Navy.

They are not water spirits. Lol
PoliticsRe: Distrupting The Status Quo: How Tinubu Tore The Veil by Celestialsword: 10:16am On Jul 27, 2025
Truth be told, Nigerians don't actually know the benefits of the removal of fuel subsidy because they are hungry.An hungry man is an angry man.

That said,two years is enough to see some gains from these policies but instead the government is getting more embroiled in debt.

There has been back bending tax regime s on the citizens despite the proceeds from the subsidy removal

Prices of goods and services has skyrocketed beyond the reach of the average person.

To me,these reforms are not impactful
RomanceRe: Why Does A Job Applicant's Marital Status Bother Most Companies?? by Celestialsword:
A marriage man is seen as more responsible than an unmarried one.

This is because he has a family back home to take care of and also he will be equally be checkmated and accountable to someone,the wife.

All these put together makes him to be up and doing, although not all men do
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Reacts To Renaming Of Bus Stop By Bariga LCDA by Celestialsword: 6:58pm On Jul 26, 2025
motymop:
Please can you mention them??

Create a list.

Do you know what is empowerment??

If he dash you money or pay your 1st semester school fees, how is that empowerment??
I don't think you were born then,

He is a legacy that cannot be erased, it's eternal
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Reacts To Renaming Of Bus Stop By Bariga LCDA by Celestialsword: 6:50pm On Jul 26, 2025
motymop:
People misuse the word legacy...

I still don't understand the legacy Charly boy has

Or Wizkid, davido and olamide has.
Do you know how many people he has empowered and taken out of the streets, majority of whom are Yorubas

They will never forget him.

He fought for the downtrodden,he criticizes government bad policies.

He is an activist
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Reacts To Renaming Of Bus Stop By Bariga LCDA by Celestialsword: 6:47pm On Jul 26, 2025
Goodvibes007:
Charly boy is immoral. That is a good enough reason.
Stop this hypocrisy,

Charley boy's name was changed because he was Igbo,he was the main target.

I hope this small minded people will be able to finish what they started.

Strangers made Lagos what it is today and they should not forget that nobody is a tortoise that carries his house wherever he goes.
CelebritiesVDM, Portable Fights Dirty With Songs, Rituals by Celestialsword(op): 5:56pm On Jul 26, 2025
Controversial singer, Habeeb Okikiola, aka Portable; and self-styled activist, Martins Otse, better known as VeryDarkMan (VDM), have continued to attack each other with songs, in which they are washing their dirty linen in public glare.

What started as a simple online disagreement has now led to both men digging into each other’s pasts, flinging accusations, and battling for dominance in the hearts of fans and netizens.

Although the duo has never been friends, the recent feud started when Portable posted a video calling out VDM for constantly lambasting President Bola Tinubu over the country’s economic problems. He also claimed that the latter was allegedly using the late Mohbad’s tragic death to gain attention.

In response, VDM fired back with a diss track titled ‘Ole”, meaning “Thief.” In the song, he referenced Portable’s past allegations of stealing a tricycle and phones, and how he was arrested by the police.

In another video, VDM announced that he had recorded a seven-track EP while releasing a second diss track. In the video, he again called Portable a thief and advised people to hustle hard to avoid resorting to stealing tricycles (keke).

To add to the drama, VDM introduced a custom dance move to accompany the diss song, while showing an old video showing Portable being mobbed and beaten after allegedly stealing a phone and tricycle.

Not one to shy away from confrontation, Portable, who has become quite prolific at recording diss songs during conflicts, exploded with anger over how fans were engaging with the track. He later came out swinging with his own diss track titled “VDM Oromadiye.” In it, he claimed VDM’s mother was a prostitute, while mocking his humble background. He also claimed that he was framed up, and never actually stole.

In a video, he stated that the alleged theft happened in 2020, but that his career had since blossomed.

He added, “All of you calling me a thief, your children will suffer. Emefiele stole money and was not beaten; Yahaya Bello stole money and was not jailed. But I am being called a thief. Everyone is a thief; only the person caught is labelled one.”

He also claimed that VDM’s attacks were because he openly supported President. He then called on the president’s son, Seyi, the EFCC, and the police to arrest VDM, stating that he had filed a petition against him.

The feud escalated further after VDM released what he described as the third and final diss track, titled “Zazoo ft All My Gees.”

In the song, VDM repeated his earlier allegation that Portable was a thief, describing him as “dirty and smelly”. He also boasted that he and his fan base— The Ratels— controlled social media as the “fourth arm of government.”

An accompanying music video was shot on the streets featuring some youth, okada and tricycle drivers, dancing with choreographed moves. The caption read, “After this, I will leave him alone since he is already crying.”

On his part, Portable responded in an entirely different manner. In a viral clip, the singer was seen performing what appeared to be a ritual. He held a horn-like object wrapped in red cloth, praying first for wealth and blessings, then invoking curses.

He said, “Let the spirit bless those who love me, but may madness and suffering follow anyone calling me a thief. It will not be well with those who hate me.”

The singer went on to make offerings of a live chicken, kola nuts, and gin.

As neither VDM nor Portable ready to pipe down, the fans seem to be enjoying the entertainment the “beef” is creating.


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