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Even the photos u upload will make some people masturbate

Faber:
Okay...o

Madam...so u got a 9yr old son...and u dey run up nd dan dey drag preek with small small girls

2 things that keep amazing me...
1) why Nigerians dey shout 2023 up and down as if na 2 weeks coming
2) why beautiful ladies dey always end up as single moms...Tonto Dike, Juliet Ibrahim, Steff Don, Monalisa Chinda, Jenny Nnaji, Linda Ikeji etc

Dis one way ur son wear Messi 4 top u wan Messi to show u love...chai so sorry...Messi no dey play ur type of league.

Olodo!
That's not messi..it is mezzi

davodyguy:
Watching on my TV in my house via Satellite TV not via internet

On DStv
Channel what pls

Link to watch the fight pls guys
Links here are not working

Lordjb:
see my signature below for link

Link not working

Link to watch pls?

Why not learn python
Let's hack together

Pls any DStv channel showing the match

Link to view match pls

netpro:
Your hatred for Buhari has no bearing in standing with the truth on the matter.

The fact remains that Trump and the people around him have been found and proven to be very dubious in nature.

Who no hate buhari
Noooo just tell me !

Still wondering how he got into power again!

I can't just say anything
I would have abuse this man and his country if buhari is doing better and his country �

IronGalaxy:
And yet you can't even build a common road let alone it's drainage. Lol. You people are deluded it's like you're under a spell and the person who cast a spell on you died 10 years ago

Having a bad government doesn't mean you should insult my country

We all know Nigeria was once and forever be the giant of Africa

VICTORCIZA:
Upper level buhari 2023

God punish you!

We the youth of today are found of putting password/patterns on our phones which makes it difficult for someone to access it in case of unfortunate things like phone loss, sickness, accident or even death. But with these few knowledge I'm going to share, perhaps we can save ourselves n the lives of others also.



STEP 1

When your phone is locked, it normally shows enter password, under it you will see emergency. Click on the emergency, then you will see emergency information. Click on the emergency information *(2 times)*. You will see a pencil icon on your extreme right, click on it to edit.



STEP 2

Then enter the contacts you want to save as emergency. You can put as many as possible you want but we advice you save numbers of active people who know you very well. (Family/friend).

Now these contacts you have saved can be called even when your phone is locked without entering your password.



NB

To call a number under emergency, you must repeat the process above.

Share & hit like save a soul. Thank you for reading.

Good evening

Daviddson:
I wonder if Nairaland doesn't get ashamed of itself whenever it brings news of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram improvements and new features while itself remains the same for more than 14 years!

Why can't Nairaland have # and @ and the ability to block people from following you (at least to help that Michael who goes about opening new accounts every day to cancel people's posts, not to fully lose his sanity ).

Imagine using Naira symbol as part of the logo of Nairaland as if it's a currency trading site.

Let's talk about your life now


What have you achieve??
So is bad telling or spreading good news around
Why you think too jealous.. I guess u may be, because you have nothing to offer

Agent of bad talks

Daviddson:
I wonder if Nairaland doesn't get ashamed of itself whenever it brings news of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram improvements and new features while itself remains the same for more than 14 years!

Why can't Nairaland have # and @ and the ability to block people from following you (at least to help that Michael who goes about opening new accounts every day to cancel people's posts, not to fully lose his sanity ).

Imagine using Naira symbol as part of the logo of Nairaland as if it's a currency trading site.

Let's talk about your life now


What have you achieve??
So is bad telling or spreading good news around
Why you think too jealous.. I guess u may be, because you have nothing to offer

Agent of darkness

vicardino:
Super eagle 2 : Nigeria 1

This commentator's calling is into comedy

Bro u just finish me with laugh�

JUVENTUS players are demanding Cristiano Ronaldo give a personal apology for walking out on the side after he was substituted in the game against AC Milan.



Ronaldo threw his toys out of the pram after he was hauled off by manager Mauricio Sarri in Sunday's 1-0 Serie A victory over Milan.



The superstar stormed down the tunnel and then left the ground while the match was still be played - as his replacement Paulo Dybala went on to score the winning goal 12 minutes from time.



It was a display of petulance from Ronaldo which former Italy star Antonio Cassano claimed could have resulted in a two-year ban if he had been selected for a random drugs test.



And his shocking attitude has not gone down well in the Juve dressing room.



The Gazetta dello Sport say the rest of the players are seeking a personal apology from the 34-year-old, who is by far the biggest name at the club.



They appear to be wanting a sign of acceptance that his behaviour was not good enough before they are prepared to accept him back in the fold with open arms.



It is a view echoed by manager Sarri, who simply said: "If Cristiano left before the end, it's a problem he will have to solve with his companions."



Juventus themselves have been trying to diffuse the potential fall-out from Ronaldo's walk-out - with the forward flying straight out to Portugal to link up with his national team.



The club have decided they will not be hitting the star with any fine, despite the anger his actions have caused.



But sporting director Fabio Paratici was quick to reach out to the player through his agent Jorge Mendes, and it is claimed he has now spoken directly to Ronaldo.



Paratici and Ronaldo are understood to have ironed out any problems - but the same cannot be said for his team-mates.



And with much of the squad away on international duty, Ronaldo faces having to report back to his club next week and issue his grovelling apology to his Juve squad.

Spiritual attack

She is not a marlian �

squarelead:
Oga o. Wetin make we come do now. Good for him. We go dey blessed too.

Is just a motivational quote for people like you to hustle so you can congratulate your fellow millionaire

toprealman:
Gbam!
Very weak players. That Guendouzi should be playing in women division 3 league. Very slow and useless in counter situation.

You think football is easy
Can you run just 10min ?
Sometimes you think that too Abeeg

kestolove95:
den get ursef a private jet

I can't waste money on that now

Greyworld:
Try Avomine. Normally some people just out grow that feeling. If I ever feel dizzy in a bus I just use a dark shade n plug head set. it works for me.

Thanks

uzziwise:
Probably motion sickness

Someone told me that too
Pls does it has cure?

kestolove95:
Take sleeping tablets if u on jrny

I sometimes travel to play football games.. talking sleeping tablet won't help my performance

Lala pls help me on front page

Good day guys!
Pls I need your help on this

Since when I was small moving into a public bus has been so difficult for me because whenever i enter into a public bus I perceive some odour with I could eventually vomit and get weak.. sometimes I feel like I'm out of this world.
Many of us might have such experience on a public transportation or even private buses or car

Pls I need help this!
It is really killing me and my carrier

How does it affect the fact that when you get to alaba international market u won't be scammed

Rednaxelot:
Teni was more handsome at childhood

Handsome
Olodo!