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Phone/Internet Market / Re: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by certifiedvik(m): 1:58pm On Apr 04, 2021
skywalker240:
Redmi note 2 available

Global version

13mp camera/5mp front

2gb RAM

16gb ROM

IR blaster

3060MAH Battery

Android 5.1 upgradable to android 6

Note device gets hot during heavy usage

Location Benin city

Price 20k negotiable
Still available?
Phone/Internet Market / Re: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by certifiedvik(m): 1:07pm On Apr 04, 2021
oblo:
I have these for sale. Choose one grin


I am selling them because I changed our phones at home.




Neat Umidigi a5 pro (oily screen does not affect functionality)

Processor: Helio P23 MTKz.
RAM: 4GB.
Storage: 32GB.
Display: 6.3 inches FHD+ Waterdrop Full Screen.
Camera: 16 MP primary camera / 5mp secondary camera
Battery - 4000mah

35k


Neat Umidigi a3 Pro (back camera blurry needs camera change)

Processor: ARM Cortex-A53l
RAM: 3 GB
Storage: 32 GB.
Display: 5.7 in
Battery - 3300mah

27k



OnePlus one.
5.5 inches screen, 401ppi
3gb ram.
64gb Rom.
Snapdragon 801...Quad-core 2.5 GHz Krait 400
3100Mah battery....great battery
Model no..A0001.
13mp and 5mp very Sharp camera.
Face Unlock.

23k



WhatsApp or call 08033515533 for pics.

Location is Enugu. I can waybill anywhere. Prices slightly negotiable.
Is the oneplus one still available
Celebrities / Re: Erica Acquires 'April Fool' House In Abuja (Photo) by certifiedvik(m): 10:14pm On Apr 01, 2021
Stylish begging,,
Phones / Re: I Need A Phone Budget 20K, by certifiedvik(m): 9:23pm On Apr 01, 2021
drunkpunk:


A7 Cracked screen: 10k
S5 working perfect: 17k
Please what else is faulty in the a7
Is the crack affecting the touch ?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 5:53pm On Mar 31, 2021
mesmer:
That would be all for today

10 monikers funded as promised

Good luck folks

Mesmer is the name

Hmm u still dey do this rubbish
Phones / Re: I Need A Phone Budget 20K, by certifiedvik(m): 5:51pm On Mar 31, 2021
Rokkie:

Tecno cx air,you can change casing.2gig,16gig space.fingerprintv,camera just 15k,you can use the extra for screen guard that is cracked,casing/pouch.
Otherwise,it's as good as new.
Please call 09017642920,location is Maryland
13k
Phones / Re: I Need A Phone Budget 20K, by certifiedvik(m): 5:50pm On Mar 31, 2021
drunkpunk:
Samsung A7 and S5 available.
Location is Igando.
Price
Phones / Re: LG Users???? Get In Here!!!! by certifiedvik(m): 5:38pm On Mar 31, 2021
Ogbemuo:
Damage LG G6 For sale
how bad is it
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Sold by certifiedvik(m): 5:24pm On Mar 31, 2021
#7k
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Super clean Tecno Spark 2 For Sale by certifiedvik(m): 5:21pm On Mar 31, 2021
fayde:
A fairly used, super clean tecno spark 2 for sale @ 22k. The phone works 100% well.
Location: abule egba, Lagos.
13k am also at abulegba
Technology Market / Re: Neatly-Used HTC One (M8) for ₦20,000. by certifiedvik(m): 10:12am On Mar 28, 2021
Technology Market / Re: HTC One M8 With 2gig Ram 32gig ROM For 18k by certifiedvik(m): 10:11am On Mar 28, 2021
15k
Family / Re: What I Did To The Cultist That Slapped My Sister by certifiedvik(m): 10:29pm On Mar 26, 2021
Help2020:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.
Abeg which police
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 3:45am On Mar 21, 2021
NewSoul:

very painful, I quit that market , e no dey favour me
Me 2 I disobeyed my mind today

Phones / Re: Microsoft Lumia For Sale by certifiedvik(m): 8:31pm On Mar 20, 2021
bamidex28282:
Microsoft Lumia 640 LTE
for sale.

WhatsApp: 09091697034
Price: 12k Net

Condition: Uk used.
Still available
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Is Best For A Heavy Internet User Like Me? by certifiedvik(m): 11:26pm On Mar 06, 2021
Spectranet unlimited at 18k per month
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 10:53pm On Mar 06, 2021
Nairabet don start their ojoro,, why was this game cancelled

Career / Re: 15k Salary As A Graduate: How Are You Coping? by certifiedvik(m): 1:19am On Mar 05, 2021
namiji2598:
my own salary is #15,500....damn it has not been easy but hope still dey
Una no sabi hustle,, with my o level am earning 25k
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 10:10pm On Mar 04, 2021
About to green

Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 6:39pm On Mar 04, 2021
With all these today I come book dem dey decided to misbehave

Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by certifiedvik(m): 2:08pm On Mar 04, 2021
Iamafinegirl:
Did you tell them that when we are talking
“You are not serious is a big INSULT for you”
Did u tell then that when u say I like trump and I say “me I hater trump because of this and that” it is already an offense and you admitted that maybe it’s true you having issues with me airing opinions because you are boss or what I don’t know? That was one day holyspirit made you admit...so you knew you had the issue all this while but you would be shouting I am the person arguing (I never knew different opinions was argument. I heard it first from you).
Did you tell them a simple conversation or difference in opinion even on a gist is an insult to you?

Did you tell them I think of quality and wen a frying pan was needed I was saying the new expensive ones sef are not good, they burn. Second new is better in this case and we got a second new one? Because it’s not necessarily about cost but most times you won’t even be able to understand the depth of what I suggest sometimes.

Did you tell them I explained something one day that I paid money to so and so person to avoid a problem and you tried to give me another solution to have taken and I was like “me I don’t want wahala oo thats why I did what I did@ and because everything is fight and arguement for you you had stood up stormed out of the house because you felt i said I don’t want your wahala etc when all I was saying is that I didn’t want wahala if d issue boomeranged and so I didn’t even look for other means I just did d surest method in question” did u settle down to listen or because you never patient and always ready to call everything an argument or fight you had kickstarted your nature?

Did you tell them you wanted a car and I said this car is too expensive tell someone who we know imports to bring for you although the person could delay and may change the car you agreed on but I said do a written agreement with him so it would be cheaper for you and that way he won’t do anything funny ? And you would spend less and get a better grade or level like the one I got instead of paying for something lower at the same price as the one you paid for in town. Out of love, did you not turn it to fight and say I am wicked, and louded the issue and dramatised it as being evil.
Did you tell them you lied to me that you don’t drink or smoke?
But you drink and lied from foundation of a relationship to win a girl?
When I realised out of anger I said you lied to me you don’t drink but you are a drunkard.
Did your remember saying my father who doesn’t drink at all and you know fully is the drunkard
You have called me demonic woman
You have called me stupid woman
You have called me very stupid woman
When you were trying to win me and I was saying no no I didn’t want, leave me and you were ever persistent didn’t I tell you I am scared the depth of what you feel is more of obsessive not love?
Then I should to shout I would say cause am not a lier that you should leave me, is it by force etc etc which u refer to today and I do tell you then your pressure was too much and I didn’t like you which is normal to any woman who didn’t initially like a man that kept pressuring her...knocking her gate over and over on different occasions etc.

The list is endless but if we discussing and you don’t understand what I am saying and I am frustrated talking and I say “you no dey understand English” you just flare up that that is a big insult.
Things that aren’t insults you made them insults to defend yourself.
Did you tell them the most times we went to Shoprite then I use to be the one buying things...and you usually pick nothing. So why should Shoprite be so expensive if I buy water “nestle water” and other things from there even before we ever dated and you used to follow me there to win me and I never asked you to pay for me or use you as a toaster?

Did you tell them that you are building and I am also building because we had started the seperate building plans before we started dating?

And the months you spent all your salary not even on the building alone oo. Busy dashing people and at 3rd of the month you were broke and I was like how would we handle the house you said I am there and I held those months because that’s what a good woman would do. I know men can have extended family responsibilities but women too have and it’s still ideal to plan inclusive of extended family

Did you tell dem that wen you arrived at the counsellor we told them we had a 60k and 40k rule as at then but we just weren’t piling it in the same account and the pastor said ok we should do it as a joint account so no one would feel he is bringing all the money” and we stop spending differently. you told them it’s the pastor who proposed it or he told us that ok you people should just put the money in a seperate account and the wife asked what else is making you angry and you said contributions for repair should be added”.

Did you tell them that when your drivers license expired and there was a delay with joint account , you said you would keep some part of the contribution for where you stay but I must submit all my own contribution to your younger sisters account while you submit just some to her because you don’t trust me with money. The younger sister would now be the one dishing out the feeding money to me who is the one working? While you comfortably keep part of your contribution as a boss. Did you tell them I said you should give her all if i would also have to submit my own all to her since she is the chosen financial manager of our own institution so she can be dishing out money to both of us as at when due since distance is not a barrier to bank transfer so I would also monitor u because you don’t trust me with money and you want to monitor what I am eating when u aren’t even there with me.

Did you tell them you don’t live according to your means and you always borrowing and financing a lifestyle heavier than you inclusive of feeding (because you eat 70-80%) of all the food in the house? Did you tell them you have collected above 14 million naira loan and you haven’t completed any house you are building aside still having normal money people have used to complete their own houses.

Did you tell them you give them babes money and say send me your account number Cus I have seen it but to buy Apple extra for me out of a budget as per my love this one na for u from my pocket? Did you tell then as we came back from your location you had meeting with your babe asking if hostel has resumed and all by 6pm same day?

Did u tell them that I had been using clin-cap face cream, benzoxide peroxide face cream, and you have been using it with me and I have never said this cream is 2000 and the other is 1000 let’s contribute from budget but you bought olaybact for me 400 naira and you were balancing account for me?

Did you tell them I did a soap mix of 13000 naira to 15,000 naira and you have been lovingly using it With me since January and I have never in my life said your contribution for soap but you won’t even do it, if you did sef you would have been asking for money by now.

Did you tell them that even to buy apple while taking me to were you lived loveingly as per this is my new location has to be from the budget and that you couldn’t say babes aside this budget this for you?
Did you tell them I also contributed for the fuel as you were taking me lovingly to your new location? Location you dey go dey come yourself but as I go follow u go know d place I must pay for transport. I for kukuma just enter public transport. But I don’t even have a problem with that since that’s what he wanted. We just accounted for my path

Did you tell them...that I am not wasteful and you went ahead to do things you wanted to do and started blaming me for it. Like buying a new tv when your mum was around for them...knowing fully well I hardly look at a television and you did it for you and yours?
Did you tell them this girl who doesn’t contribute lovingly gives your sis money and also give your mum at least in the best way I can afford within my means but you no send me message so that’s my business you are not even seeing it. Na me send myself?
When last did you buy me a gift in a year and half? It was a wig when you were still trying to toast me. That was only when you were trying to win my heart.
Did you tell them you don’t do anything for me I don’t ask you for money for cloth, hair etc or my own fuel as I am a responsible adult and not a burden on a man which you know yourself. Did you let them know that the food you eat 70% of and the house repair you would do definitely if I am there or not is what you would always come and stand on my head for when we weren’t yet contributing in a joint account. Did you tell them you don’t take care of me and you are just so self centered about the feeding part because you eat more of the food? Yet I was still buying food oo no be say I go out and don’t bring anything to the house. I still buy meat, tomatoes, onion etc but maybe not just up to the person who consumes the 80%

Did u tell them d day you took me out and water was bought which was like two years ago was a special day I think maybe Valentine or my birthday or something and “I was only asking to be treated special”. As per today na correct day, spoil me na.
Did you tell them that I spoke of u buying some thing like blender or electronic because you need quality one to last. The cheap juicer bought did it last? No
Was there not finally a decision where the expensive “binatone” blender was picked because for some things, quality is important so it lasts?
Did you tell them I met condoms in your other room and you alleged it’s your boss that came to your house to use it? Because you couldn’t tell him no?
Did you tell them that if I want to do something you would use my car and if you want to do something you would use my car and I said love should cover all this there should be no differentiating of car for activities and you can use mine when you want and viceversal?

Did u tell them I said we shouldn’t keep this house n let me go back to my empty house since you moved to new location. Did I contribute to the rent or not and you said you can’t or won’t receive the contribution so I won’t come and say I contributed to rent in future?

The day he said I said drug was too expensive did he tell you he spent all his income that month already by 3rd or so due to poor planning and I used my income all for the month for food. Ofcourse I am sure he borrowed as usual for fuel for his car that month and maybe some extra things like suya etc you may want to eat and that’s why I couldn’t afford to buy that cream or is it even tablet I desperately needed quality type of drug to treat that ailment because it use to be stubborn when it comes but couldn’t afford it that month ?

In addition I forgot. The generator I would tell you to put on when wet had a generator house while some or most Nigerians just make a metal cover or so for their generator. So rain fell and the splash I could look wasn’t much and I would say it’s not like water entered this thing in its house like Dt just few splash on surface. I owned a generator I ran without it having issue before meeting you and while you where toasting me. I didn’t know I am unqualified to run a gen. I stopped touching your gen because it was complain upon complain or I am arguing with you by having a different opinion about ah it’s small splashes. Ofcourse if a gen was drenched would I with my full senses say lets put it on? When Nigerians keep their gen outside with normal cover. The days rain was so much and it drenched, we carried out the gen outside to air.

You would go out and meet the true definition of a Nigerian woman. Take care of her is what a man does, send her money for hair, dress, clothes etc.
And still buy food n do stuff.
You would remember I was never a burden on u
I hope you would have love enough for her to cover taking care of her abi u would start complaining and shouting on her too. I just hope you don’t faint then.

On the other hand I Wld meet the true definition of Nigerian man who knows he is to care at least and would appreciate that I am blessing and a good woman and not the typical African woman wen I also take up things at home. Simple
Abeg who read everything?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 9:39pm On Mar 01, 2021
HakimZiyech:

nw na cruise.......catch fun online nd chase money offline.
Nah u be boss,,
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 9:32pm On Mar 01, 2021
HakimZiyech:

UNFOLLOW me sad cry angry
I will kindly do,, bfor u dey drop games now I no just understand
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 9:28pm On Mar 01, 2021
HakimZiyech:
hw u take knw say I dey talk since morning undecided
I dey follow u ,, I came online to see followers 56+,, no single sensible post

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 9:19pm On Mar 01, 2021
HakimZiyech:
I'm way too cool, way too cool to be losing my cool cool
E be like say u no go work today,, u don dey talk since morning
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Righteous Made Me Lose A Dream Job by certifiedvik(m): 7:17pm On Feb 28, 2021
Viking007:
Please where did this happen in the bible?
When he lied that sarah is his sister not his wife so that the Egyptians wont kill him to take her
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by certifiedvik(m): 9:05pm On Feb 26, 2021
Una ban pictures on this thread
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by certifiedvik(m): 12:20am On Feb 26, 2021
Where the real guys of this thread don go,, chiefheywhy lhimmet eduzz bakayokoko ciencee etc where una dey abi alabi do hold una,,

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