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Nairaland / General / Re: NERC Aptitude Test Applicants-2022 by cesctotti(m): 2:57pm On Sep 19, 2022
Plz kindly add me to the group. 08113338097
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee: Should I Take This Employment Offer? by cesctotti(m): 11:29am On Aug 16, 2022
in case you didn't get what what that HONEST NAIRALANDER said earlier... lemme copy and paste it.... Listen to no one but him...

RUN O RUN O RUN OOOO.... don't look down on yourself... you are a graduate.. keep pushing....

Honest feedback.

This is slavery in disguise.

The pay is nonsense pay 50k gross (40k net at most).
No lunch, no trport.
2 yrs bond on a 40k salary in Lagos, u go hear wehn cos na hunger and anger go finish u
You will regret taking such offer cos Ur salary can't take u home let alone u having a take home.

Run Run Run.
It is slavery in disguise.

My guess is the coy is either a Chinese/india/lebanese coy cos na dem dey do this kind nonesense.

I'm repeating it Run and keep searching. U re beta off unemployed than slaving away for this kinda contract

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OP don't mind anyone telling u to accept the offer. It is modern day slavery raise to power 2..

Surviving in Lagos with this kinda pay no be beans oo.
Transportation alone will finish this pay let alone feeding and accommodation even if u ve free trport, accommodation and feeding it is still a No No. 2 years bond for a graduate on a 40k salary.

The only thing that can make me advise u to accept this offer is if:
1 there is no bonding
2 u ve free accommodation, transportation and feeding.

If any of the 2 above is missing don't try it cos u will regret it
Education / Re: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by cesctotti(m): 11:17am On Feb 17, 2022
te author=Albertone post=110288896]

1.They can build more lecture theaters with a larger capacity.
2.They can reduce student intake.[/quote]
3. They can engage more lecturers to teach the course and reduce the course load to a lecturer.
Health / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Sent This Text To Him This Evening by cesctotti(m): 10:51am On Dec 13, 2021
your fiancé has contracted sexually transmitted OMICRONIAL UTI
Education / Re: Sylvester Oromoni's 12th Posthumous Birthday (Pictures, Video) by cesctotti(m): 1:07pm On Dec 06, 2021
these guys are psychos..... what the heck is this... in as much as you have every right to mourn the way u choose to....., this for me is totally wrong at this time......
Religion / Re: The Dangers Of Being A Prostitute In This Day And Age (Photos) by cesctotti(m): 8:52am On Nov 15, 2021
AntiChristian:
When it's your time to die you die! Even death kill your Jesus.

Train your kids well for them not to become prostitutes. Be adequately involved in their life. Don't delegate your duties to nannies, teachers, family members due to work.


you actually spoke well. You said the truth.. the simple truth.... but one thing you need my friend is... accepting JESUS as your personal Lord and Saviour.
Religion / Re: The Dangers Of Being A Prostitute In This Day And Age (Photos) by cesctotti(m): 8:47am On Nov 15, 2021
AntiChristian:
When it's your time to die you die! Even death kill your Jesus.

Train your kids well for them not to become prostitutes. Be adequately involved in their life. Don't delegate your duties to nannies, teachers, family members due to work.



you actually spoke well. You said the truth.. the simple truth.... but one thing you need my friend is... accepting JESUS as your personal Lord and Saviour.
Politics / Re: Tordue Salem: Man Confesses To Killing Vanguard Reporter In Hit-and-run Incident by cesctotti(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2021
this somehow doesnt sound true to me... somethin is wrong somewhwere....
Health / Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by cesctotti(m): 12:52pm On Mar 14, 2018
Lumps on the penis can have several causes. Many penis lumps are harmless and don't need treatment. Some possible causes are listed below.

If you’re worried about a lump on your penis, see your GP or go to your local GUM (genitourinary medicine) clinic.
Pearly penile papules

These are small, flesh-coloured lumps normally found on the head of the penis. They usually go all the way around the penis head in one or two rows. These lumps are normal. They are not sexually transmitted or caused by bad hygiene. They don’t cause symptoms and don’t require treatment.
Fordyce spots

Fordyce spots are small yellowish or white spots on the head or shaft of the penis. Fordyce spots are sebaceous glands (tiny glands found near the surface of your skin) without hair follicles. They can also appear on the inside of the cheeks or on the lips, and are present in 80-95% of adults. Fordyce spots are generally harmless and don’t need treatment.
Lymphocele

This is a hard swelling that suddenly appears on the shaft of the penis after sex or masturbation. It happens when the lymph channels in your penis are temporarily blocked. Lymph is a clear fluid that forms part of the body’s immune system. The swelling should soon subside and will not cause any permanent problems.
Lichen planus

Lichen planus is a non-infectious, itchy rash of purple-red bumps that can affect many areas of the body, including the penis.
Genital warts

Genital warts are small fleshy growths or bumps that can appear on the shaft, and sometimes head, of the penis or under the foreskin. They are caused by the human papilloma virus sexually transmitted infection (STI).
Sores or ulcers

A painful blister or sore on your penis could be caused by herpes, which is an STI caused by the herpes simplex virus. A painless sore or ulcer on your penis could be caused by syphilis (another STI).
Peyronie’s disease

Peyronie’s disease is an uncommon condition that causes a thickened area or hard lump (plaque) in the shaft of the penis. This can cause the penis to become curved when it's erect. For more information, read "Is it normal to have a curved penis?".
Molluscum contagiosum

Molluscum contagiosum is a viral skin infection. It causes small, firm, raised spots on the skin, which usually form in little clusters. They can affect the penis and general groin area.
Cancer of the penis

Penile cancer is a rare type of cancer that can cause a sore or lump on the penis, most commonly on the head of the penis.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Online Interview - Who Else Got This? by cesctotti(m): 2:16pm On Mar 01, 2018
online video interview invite sent today......
Fashion / Re: Scantily Dressed Lady At The Cinema In Ibadan Blasted By Another Lady (Photos) by cesctotti(m): 2:55pm On Feb 16, 2018
cremedelacreme:
Why blasting someone when her cleavage is popping out in the second picture. Sometimes it's better if we mind our business. sad


I TAYA O
TV/Movies / Re: Virgin Ifu Ennada Saw Bitto's Manhood, See Her Reaction On BBNaija by cesctotti(m): 2:09pm On Feb 16, 2018
fifty5:
Akabuezzzzzze


WHY THIS EXCLAMATION.... WHY AKABUEZE?
Nairaland / General / Re: Truck Filled With Cement Crashes At Sagamu (Photos) by cesctotti(m): 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2018
pilarnig:
And I drove pass here just yesterday



and soooooooooooooooo,

the truck fell today...
Education / Re: What A Corper Posted On Facebook Will Leave You Speechless by cesctotti(m): 10:07am On Aug 03, 2017
i rather chose to look at the beauty of the pix and the intention of the corp member... rather than the errors... its so nice of u taking some time out with the prisoners.... some of whom have been abandoned by families and friends.... keep it up...

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Education / Re: Unilag 2017 Thread by cesctotti(m): 1:32pm On Jul 05, 2017
hello KALAN.. thanks for your prompt responses..

I really want to know the cost implication for running an Msc in ELECTRICAL AND ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING (PART TIME AND FULL TIME). AND ANY OTHER INFO THAT MAY BE OF HELP.


THANKS.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test Invite From La Sien Bottling Company by cesctotti(m): 10:04am On Jan 17, 2017
Voice234:
Hello Mr Ceejay, how are you today, my email is chigbochijioke@yahoo.com pls I would like to ask you a question, please can I have your email address
I've sent u a mail.. So sorry I saw this late
Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho: From A Hero To Zero by cesctotti(m): 10:02am On Jan 17, 2017
Voice234:
Good day Mr Cesctotti, I would like to contact you, this is my email chigbochijioke@yahoo.com
I've sent u a mail.. Sorry I got this late...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by cesctotti(m): 12:57pm On Dec 03, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by cesctotti(m): 12:34pm On Nov 26, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by cesctotti(m): 7:26am On Nov 25, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by cesctotti(m): 5:22am On Nov 23, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by cesctotti(m): 5:21am On Nov 23, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by cesctotti(m): 4:52pm On Jun 09, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by cesctotti(m): 2:29pm On Apr 30, 2016
Yeah... Surely I'm doing dat... Just keep d faith.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by cesctotti(m): 11:32am On Apr 30, 2016
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