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Politics / Re: House Plots To Impeach Jonathan, Ihedioha by cestmoiparadign: 9:43am On Nov 21, 2014
moneybag100:

You forgot to add Gbagbo of ivory coast.
There will just be a little unrest and everything will be back to normal...I trust naija...who one die for useless politicians.
you also forgot to add blaise compare of Burkina Faso cool
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj To Work With Former Partner Don Jazzy On New Album by cestmoiparadign: 9:33am On Oct 29, 2014
pobosky20:


Yes they are. There was a problem BTW them that they had to split. Now they are back to attack with more bombs. Your sch in Pakistan is d main target. **mtchewww**
shocked shocked shocked shocked...my school?...i have to relocate to syria then cool
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj To Work With Former Partner Don Jazzy On New Album by cestmoiparadign: 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2014
nikpet2:
shocked shocked shocked lecturer bros
grin grin grin ok sar, thenks you for showing me it
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj To Work With Former Partner Don Jazzy On New Album by cestmoiparadign: 3:24pm On Oct 27, 2014
njuwo:
2face to work with former partner Kennis Music in new album. Now D'banj to work with former partner Don Jazzy in new album. They are all working with former partner in new album. When will Daddy Showkey work with former partner Stereoman Ekwe in new album
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Music/Radio / Re: D’banj To Work With Former Partner Don Jazzy On New Album by cestmoiparadign: 3:22pm On Oct 27, 2014
nikpet2:
my broda. na Pakistan cheesy wink
grin grin grin grin... thnx mr leshurer
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj To Work With Former Partner Don Jazzy On New Album by cestmoiparadign: 2:14pm On Oct 27, 2014
Masudoyindamola:
when me nd kelechi fight on top toto it no reach fp wen i follow am do abulm for sunday service it no reach fp
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...chai!!!!! NLander
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj To Work With Former Partner Don Jazzy On New Album by cestmoiparadign: 2:00pm On Oct 27, 2014
pls who are they, cos i am schooling in pakistan, r they members of boko haram?

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Religion / Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by cestmoiparadign: 1:27pm On Oct 27, 2014
ismailaja:
so, u ar a guy nd am a fool waving my tail behind u, chai!
grin grin grin shey i warned you
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by cestmoiparadign: 3:06pm On Oct 21, 2014
Dayvidsoncode:
China Phone
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to
buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!
1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi
On".
2. The phone has TV, Micro-wave, Torch, Nail cutter,
toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderry,
I-Indecency, samswag, etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.
6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.
7. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
8. When an ugly lady walks by, the phone will show "Virus
Detected".
9. When a Chinese man passes by, the phone will show,
"One Bluetooth device found".
Now I want to sell it. Is anybody ready to buy?
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Religion / Re: Why Do People Hate Catholic Church So Much? by cestmoiparadign: 5:29pm On Oct 20, 2014
Tallesty1:
I will start by saying that No One hates us.... They just don't agree with the teachings of our church.
And I don't blame them. If the teachings and practices of a church cannot speak for it then it deserves all the attacks.

Any Christian who strongly believes that the Bible is the guide for faith and practice will not like catholic church.(even me) Why?

Todays Catholic has departed from the "official traditions" of the Catholic Church. For example, the church does not "officially" teach Catholics to worship Mary, but rather to honor and revere her(which I still do not agree with). However, through observation, it is abundantly clear that many Catholics do in fact worship Mary(My family used to).

Jesus warned against vain repetitious prayers. They have no weight with God. He detests them.
I'm sure you say the rosary.

Praying to dead saints is blasphemous. And many others.

The adoption of many pagan beliefs and practices to facilitate gaining pagans easier as converts, then using said teachings to frighten people into submission to them is what I dislike about catholic but I can't leave them because there is not a single church in Nigeria that does not have flaws. Name it and I will tell you where they err.

One funny thing is that even our accusers are guilty of thesame thing. There is a degree of ignorance amongst us all.. How? All of us just go with what our churches tell us without question which is wrong. Scriptures says in Acts 17:11 "These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so." how many Christians do this?

Talking about bible, I am sure you do not know how The catholic church kept the Bible out of the hands of other people, so they wouldn't learn that they were being lied to by the church about what it actually teaches. I'm also sure you don't......shocked......lipsrsealed

e don too much already.

My point is, no one hates catholic church but many disagree with their teachings.
you have said it all bro.....more ink to ur pen
Politics / Re: “I Will Sin No More” – Fayose Prostrates Flat On The Floor At Deeper Life Church by cestmoiparadign: 4:39pm On Oct 20, 2014
may the same God dat brought you bk grand you divine wisdom to lead the pple of ekiti

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TV/Movies / Re: 8 Most Controversial Nigerian Films Of All Time by cestmoiparadign: 12:07pm On Oct 17, 2014
you said 8, where r d remaining? cool
Events / Re: Invitation! Invitation!! Invitation!!! by cestmoiparadign: 12:02pm On Oct 17, 2014
2cato:
Clown of the highest oder. You want to invite the 1.7 million people to wedding and you will only cook half bag of rice
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 10:22am On Oct 17, 2014
john4aguero:
This boy smoke weed I swear!!! grin grin
grin grin grin...cheap weed for dat mata
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 10:20am On Oct 17, 2014
samflexxy:
lols bro am not trying to woo her after mixcoli brk my fragile hearth i cant bring myself to woo anoda girl on nl
dnt take dat personel im just trnna hv fun
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 1:24pm On Oct 15, 2014
ismailaja:
shez a gal
keep on dreaming dude
Politics / Re: How We Illegally Impeached Fayose –ekiti Ex-lawmakers by cestmoiparadign: 12:33pm On Oct 15, 2014
will comment later
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 12:29pm On Oct 15, 2014
ismailaja:
shez my gal, nd u ar calling her a gay
ur gal?.....hahahhahhahahah...sorry oooi no know say u be gay guy grin....my apologies
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 12:21pm On Oct 15, 2014
ismailaja:
shez a gal, u dock
quoting her and refering to me? u jerks!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 12:13pm On Oct 15, 2014
EroticAngelina:
ugly goat
Me ugly? u gat to be kidding me. LovePeddler!!!

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Education / Re: Covenant University Suspends Students 3 Weeks To Exams by cestmoiparadign: 11:36am On Oct 15, 2014
Ladystewie:
excuse me? who are you?
I'm not hating on the school or anything, infact I've always been among those that defend the school when people condemn it
but.. this is just the height of wickedness. There's no way you can justify these extreme measures. You definitely cannot caLL it discipline. It's wickedness and injustice-plain and simple
It's not really the suspension part that is really painful, but the fact that the students were suspended a few weeks to exams. Haba now!!
And you talk about the parents not complaining? Is it the parents that are in the school? Is it not their children that are tere, suffering such wickedness??
ur source plzzzzzzz
Education / Re: Covenant University Suspends Students 3 Weeks To Exams by cestmoiparadign: 11:34am On Oct 15, 2014
rattlesnake:
u will kill urself on oyedepo matter for.nothing

Who send u?
Are the parents complaining?

Are u the one who sent them to school?

If Ur shild pierces her n1pples...will u like it

Discipline is key that is why naija is used as dustbin cos we have no standard

undecided
u read my mind

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 11:24am On Oct 15, 2014
sammy, no dull urself eroticangelina na guy grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 11:16am On Oct 15, 2014
samflexxy:
lols do u wanna know me
sam and angelina, can u 2 xchange contact and get d Bleep outa here? cool
Education / Re: The Stickiest Clickiest Most Addictive Sites On The Web. by cestmoiparadign: 11:19am On Oct 14, 2014
alexis007:
where is 'redwap' in that list?......website that i visit everyday with my vaseline to watch kpekus being hammered for free did not top this chart?...i'm waiting for another list.....this list is not geninue... cry
grin grin grin badosky
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by cestmoiparadign: 10:18am On Oct 14, 2014
MrCork:



...see yor head like native doctor on hunger strike. ...brother,we r confused & curious though...

. Who told u u r handsome? (noo offense)
angry
grin grin grin nativz doc on hunger strike WICKED

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