₦airaland Forum

Hi all, my sibling's utme date and time clashes with his ATSWA exam. Is there a way he can change his utme date? Thanks

I saw Ibadan is one of the schools that offer international relations in this 2018/2019 jamb e-brochure. I am surprised. Hope it isn't a mistake

Thanks for your response.

MrHistorian:
You are super good to go.

You need to work towards a very high UTME score as it will account for 50% of your total aggregate that will determine your admission chances.

Also note that after Law in the Arts,CLA follows when it comes to bulky number of aspirants.So,it's a do-or-die race.

Hi! Will the UTME combination of Lit-in-Eng, Govt and Econs work for CLA at UI? The brochure says 3 arts or 3 social science subjects. Thanks

timoteus:
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS CONVERSATION:

Several men were in the changing room of Ikoyi Golf Club in Lagos.

Then a mobile phone on a bench rang and a man engaged the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.

MAN: "Hello.

WOMAN: Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: What’s wrong with your voice darling?

MAN: Nothing really, just tired!

WOMAN: Ok. I am at the Shoprite shopping mall inside wranglers and found this beautiful Versace leather coat. It's only =N=119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure,…go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2016 model and it's unbelievable. Should I order it for my 35th birthday? Pleeeese?

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: N38 million.

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking N148.5m. Remember Its at Victoria Garden City, the house is so beautiful!

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of =N=148,000,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 500 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!

MAN: Bye! I love you, too.

The man hung up. The other men in the changing room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone?"

Ha!

got the same message around 4am

Lopsie:
The timetable did not change, it is still May 21, don't u think it is too late for them to make sudden changes.They had d chance to change it last week but they didn't, y will they change it now dat we have printed our call up letters and some people dat are going to far places have booked tickets for their flights and those going by road have gone to pay. I don't think they are going to be so daft to have made PCM's go this far b4 postponing. #justsaying#.

sis, it seems we might have been played by nysc/fg

jubrealguy:
I know say everybody go run come bak

lolz! before nko?

haywhy17:
Please we regret to inform you that the 2016 Batch A Stream 2 in all states including those posted to Adamawa, Borno and Yobe in Stream 1 for orientation course has been postponed due to logistic reasons. A new date will be communicated to you in due course. Please accept our sincere apologies. NYSC Management



Who has gotten this

when did you get the message? or was it copied?

VillageGOAT:
babe, am alright ooo, thanks for asking about me, i just went offline for the main time, but am back... Where did they post you to?

Good to know, you are welcome..na Ondo dem throw me o

ganie:
Yes dear,are u with us?

Yes o

08021192923

Jico87:
Do you know hospital nasarawa in kano

yeah, I do.....did housemanship and other things there

ganie:
The sun has shone on us... 07067851278

sooooo, Ondo at last

Jico87:
You are familiar

Am I? Who do you think I am?

.

I have been deployed to Ondo state....wanted Kano so bad, I pray to be able to relocate easily
I want to say a very big thank you to everyone who kept the hope alive even when it seemed it wasnt possible.
To those who took to the social media, media houses and those who did not relent in sending text messages and calls, I say thank you.
To those who tried to discourage us, who asked what we could do, who said we should go rest; I hope you have learnt that perseverance is key to success. Thank God we did not allow you discourage us.
To those with the connection; Abeg I wan relocate go Kano o

there is 'print call up letter o'...to ur dashboards people

this govt is hell bent on frustrating people

ganie:
Can we put all of our hopes on this the last time.In his remark, Chairman of the Senate committee, Sen. Obinna Ogba (PDP Ebonyi Central), assured the NYSC that the senate would intervene in the matter.

He said that the senate would convene a meeting during the week for all the parties concerned, including Ministries of Finance and Budget, to find a quick solution to the problem.

“We have listened to you and we are also disturbed by the problem at hand as regards paucity of funds for mobilisation of prospective corps members.

“NYSC is not something to joke with; even if it is through urgent supplementary budget provisions, the problem must be quickly tackled by the Federal Government,” he said. (NAN)

Non think am at all. they are all bunch of hypocrites. if we are to follow what the DG said, they have been on this matter for weeks.
I thank every PCM who took to the social media to put fire under DG yansh....atleast that made him point out the culprit.
shameless people, is it during the 'course of the week' they should start their meetings?
Jokers! NYSC important indeed...still dem no drop money

what has stream 1 got to do with this? if you cast your mind back, stream 1 commenced before budget was signed...so I am thinking it is the residual money from the last budget

please kindly share the Nations link...pkease please please..cant seem to find it

the people non get name and picture? no be so dey say dem kill shekarau dat year? mtsssccheewww

Fraiser:
i have already text him, pls odas shud endeavour to text him too, silence will not help us at dis critical tym..

did you get a delivery report after sending the message? I tried sending a message but a got a failure report

ganie:
i think our voices are not loud enough,we are not being heard,i suggest we tune into radio stations this morning there wil be several talk shows on air we can share our plight even if its not d topic of discussion it will still be welcomed i am sure.

for there to be a stream 1, there must be a stream 2 without leaving anyone out.
NYSCnotLottery

ceyrahtlk:
if this is true, I wonder why those states are special.
More importantly, what should we do if it ends up to be true? I know many will rather keep hoping it isnt true.....that is my hope too; just asking 'what if', so we wont be caught unawares.
Please, kindly drop suggestions....disaster preventing ones...cos it would be a disaster to miss this stream o....

Nobody has replied o. is there nothing we can do to avert this loading disaster?
Some bunch of people just sit? Decide we arent fit to go for a particular stream?
When did NYSC turn to lottery game? Game of chance? close your eye and pick one? Baba Ijebu?
We were told to register and we did. On what basis are some of us being left out?

daudae1:
People that Choosed YOBE ADAMAWA OR BORNO ON THEIR CHOICES ARE THE ONES GOING FOR STREAM 2.The rest of Us Will still Wait till wen NYSC take a Decision on weada we will camp OCT/NOV as Batch B or JULY As STREAM 3(there cant be two Batch B in a year) iam Wright in NYSC HQTs.If der is a change i will still notify u ppl.Sad!!!

if this is true, I wonder why those states are special.
More importantly, what should we do if it ends up to be true? I know many will rather keep hoping it isnt true.....that is my hope too; just asking 'what if', so we wont be caught unawares.
Please, kindly drop suggestions....disaster preventing ones...cos it would be a disaster to miss this stream o....

Lvlink:
If what I just heard now from a reliable source is true, then there's a big problem.



But I won't share this info to avoid backlash, and unnecessary anxieties.

My pray is that come rain, come sunshine, we shall all make it to the camp.

ha! why na?! u just made me more anxious

callMeAlpha:
he was banned

Thank you plenty for the info

who knows VillageGoat personally? his presence has been missed o.
I hope he is alright

7:55am....
was thinking.....since NYSC is a paramilitary organization, NLC strike should not be their concern or ours indeed.
but this is Nigeria sha....
I pray we get something positive soonest