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[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=151430.msg2517705#msg2517705 date=1216271971]

Let's say am a legalized adult in the sunshine state [/quote]wat . that sux.

finished a long time ago ke? you have not tried gta 4 .

rokia, gta is just this thing where you get to take time out to watch a sunset, get the cops on your case, be a cop, call the paramedics, be a paramedic, hose down hoes, get on civilians nevrves, kill civilians, kill cholos, kill cabrons, have sex with prostitutes in random cars, steal whatever cars, deal drugs, steal drugs, blow things up, . . endless list

. what do you plan on naming your kids? diamond and sapphire?
so how old did you say you are,

what you should do is give her a very dirty slap, and as soon as she jumps up pretend to be deep in your sleep.

do this a few times and i assure you the pain will keep her from sleeping well enough to snore.

13 going on 30. just engaged.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=151430.msg2517666#msg2517666 date=1216270953]I'm curious.
I want to know

Did we discuss my marital status [/quote]yeah, married.
unless you insist that you fancy young dudes like me.

rokiatu:
i can't help
because am also getting
addicted

try GTA .

Don't dupe the man. what's your own? your man is already on your profile is he not?

to be honest I have not looked. I think I am a novice.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=151430.msg2517633#msg2517633 date=1216269854]debo,
if u dnt tell me his identity by tomor, this our affair friendship is over [/quote]hey man.

there will be no spilling here. i will peel your skin with my acidic toxin.

my first born will be acetate junior, followed by ethanoate. . .

don't let the government in north america catch you toasting me. i'm not legal yet. wait till i turn 21.

Is he? I have no clue. they look beautiful sha. can't wait to start mine.

very beautiful yoruba family.

topup:
I think some men have unrealistic ideals, every woman is different, and certain races have certain characteristics, like someone else said it's not just naija girls!! If you want other girls, e.g. oyinbo girls who you think don't have this 'problem' go for them, but don't come back crying if you can't find oyinbo woman with flat belly at big bum!

so overprotruding bellies are characteristic of Nigerian women?        

_{mumbling to myself: ehn i knew it all along}

by their bellies shall ye differentiate them.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=151719.msg2517457#msg2517457 date=1216260650] hiss![/quote]wetin! cheer up

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=151719.msg2517451#msg2517451 date=1216260391]hehehehe am 28? lmao!! Not even close! [/quote]40?      That's Mothers I Like to Bleep territory.  hope it's still well-preserved?

anyways, what do you think about buying one butt cleavage pantie for your wifey

you can use it to spice up our bedroom. any other agenda besides that, no.

who is loving? you and me ? wow you are pretty old o but i will think about it. you are 28 . i have always had a thing or two for older women.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=102940.msg2517425#msg2517425 date=1216259530]So, I still have the hope of being cute one day?
Thank God o[/quote]one day ke? don't get your hopes in a knot. you are an exception to the rule.

as long as it isn't funmi's fart-ful butt .

so your yansh be like her won ?

once you see the murder you won't eat. hmmph oompa. ebi o ti pa e ni. me and my brother would slaughter the chickens and eat them. became a rivarly with us and our neighbors. they steal our chicken, we steal theirs, our bellies stayed full.

Yup. Never ever tell a girl up front that you love her/liker her or whatever unless you're very sure she echoes the same feelings.

Only for my eyes to see. It better be a firm butt too.

the guy lost interest in you before you even started.

Girls in bikini showing their butt cleavage in swarms while roaming the beaches oooh la lah .

rah rah rah, it looks like we have a stinky pooch on the loose.

SeanT21:
How many times should i try to explain this. I know it is not the only movie he starred in. it is however the only movie that People recognize him from.

apparently not. since these sample people have seen him in many others movies and are now correcting you.

RedHotChic:
What can your aerosol do to a 1000M³ volume of fart emitting consistently from my azz like quantum packets? make sure than aerosol is not a pesticide abeg before you poison people. Do you also use it as a deodorant?

good god of smells. you make skunk smells seem like rosy flowers.