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Mesmerize:
rotflmao!!
dude, you're funny jare. . maybe I might change beauty's mind

I beg o do am quick.

Lol.

Jackal and RedHotChic why are you two always going at each other. Are you feeling the hots . . .

4. Threads should be void of discussions about dic*s and pussy.

Mesmerize:
who is RMD?
keep seeing his name popping up

Richard Mofe Damijo

https://2505studios.com/tklimited/pictures/RMD.jpg

All the good girls are gone.  Beauteous goodnight babe.

mesmerize why are you vividly after my beauteous when negro has already agreed to marry you.

Mesmerize:
mess with my cub and you get lioness thrashed

I am more fearful of the ferrocious agression of the female tigress than I am of the scar from a lioness.

[quote author=idey_craze link=topic=145598.msg2421168#msg2421168 date=1214435349]more reasons why I say dogs are like women and not women are like dogs -

dogs like to do it from behind - just like women like doing it from behind

dogs like to bark when they are hungry and sex starved - just the same way women bark at you when you don't give them sex

dogs sleep with one eye opened - the same way women sleeps with one eye open looking out for who their man is dogging.

dogs like to jump uo when they see bone - just like women like to jump up when a di ck is in view.

more to come,[/quote]Old News, who released you from ya cage again?

It's not cowardice.  In this case it is better to avoid desperation than to pursue what seems like a dead idea.  Beauteous, if you're still reading this, I dey trip o.

mesmerize don't for one second think you won, okay?

I remember, somewhere in my silly imagination, coming across a man and wife arguing about whoose boobs the baby will feed on.

Mesmerize:
lmao!1
leave her na

Okay I go leave am. I don kuku plead my case.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421142#msg2421142 date=1214434853]THAT WAS NOT WHAT I SAID[/quote]Oops  

Beauteous I am not buying that whole "31" episode on your profile. I would be very much interested in making you my first MILF if I have to. Not for the sole purpose of shagging, but for better reasons I meant._{i just like the term milf}

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421125#msg2421125 date=1214434514]I DID NOT SAY THAT MAM.

I'M JUST NOT USED TO BEING AROUND BUNCH OF THEM LIKE IN NAIRALAND. ITS A DIFFERENT WORLD.
SOMETIMES, IT'S LIKE JANKARA MARKET IN LAGOS[/quote]Lakanye so mingling with women on nairaland is now the same as shopping for women in jankara market? What a pity.

No feeling

Hey man! Back off she's mine.  I don't share.

jennykadry:
u berra back out and allow them enjoy their love

@ch3coo

ride on jare,afterall maybe its u and wellis wedding card we go see for this forum

Thank you jare.

RedHotChic:
Where do you normally fart all day?

I summon the statement "farting in public" might be deceiving.  Farting openly and without regards is appropriately inappropriate.

Why? you know why.  It's better you fart at your own expense, publicly if you choose, but at your own privacy.  Nobody needs to smell the foul odor coming out of your buttcheeks am I correct?


Why are we having a discourse about a farts again? remind me please.

RedHotChic:
Oooh, is it gentlemanly? Do I need a licence from you before I can fart again?

It is a fact regurgiated by people across all cultures.  You don't need to agree with me to understand my assertion.
Fart all you want but it is distasteful, period.

beauteous:

why now? are you gay ni/

I will never understand why women have chosen to romanticize the word 'bitch', so much to the extent that some of them have boasted and proudly called themselves bitches.

beauteous:
Now this babe id confuzzed.re we okay?

Of course we're okay.  To be frank and direct, I'm just feeling you that's all.

onyinye2:
No offense Lakanye but you don't sound all that sincere to me. it is not that i think you are a liar but it just sounds that you are sugar coating everything. you sound a little like you trying to impress some one. but hey it is just me.

He is trying to impress somebody but there's nothing wrong with that.  Women like being impressed as long as it is done in sincerity.  Lakanye carry go!

beauteous why do I regret coming across your picture.  I detest admiring women that are not within my reach.  My mouth is watery to say the least.

jennykadry:
yeah,no problem  

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421019#msg2421019 date=1214432699]A GOOD MAN IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT HE WAS "WRONG", EVEN TO THE WHOLE WORLD.

HOPE SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY.

THE THUNDER~THREAT MUST HAVE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIS DICK.
I used to be from Oshun State, where Thunder~storm is a weapon of MASS DESTRUCTIONS. especially when you play with a woman's husband[/quote]She did. All is well again in the world.  Halleluyah!

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2420991#msg2420991 date=1214432203]THAT PICTURE ON MY PROFILE IS MY EDIFICATION OF AFRICAN WOMEN, SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SWEET~SIXTEEN OR A BEAUTY QUEEN TO BE RESPECTED BY MEN.[/quote]What is so edifying or even edible about the obese and unsightly figure on your profile?  It is raucous and demoralizing of all things.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2420991#msg2420991 date=1214432203]JESUS ONCE SAID, "THAT YOU CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS, BY YOUR FAITH. SHE HAS THE FAITH OF A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN, EVEN THOUGH SOME MEN MAY SEE HER OTHERWISE[/b][/quote]She can move mountains by her weight.

Jenny will you forgive me?  Nevermind that I had to insert your name because you felt wronged.


It was just a question posed out of curiosity. blame my overdeveloped sense of sight.

beauteous you're welcome pretty. your boyfriend is lucky.

I wasn't conscious to the existence of rappers in Nigeria _{let alone female rappers}

jennykadry:
Lakanye may God bless u,imagine this guy bringing my family matter from nowhere,as if my hubby do am anything,see me ooo,i was on my own before this guy started all this ,he berra suckle on his feeding bottle if not


anyways lakanye thanks jare,atleast you're one of them men that have respects for married women

Jennifer why are you pretending to be victimized and unfairly targeted?  I never singled you out but you took it personally. I addressed you and funmi.  Nothing said was seriously harmful.

beauteous:
Neva knew u cud defend a woman.
i see(saw) you as 1 of dose who run deir mouth al ova women

I am a God-fearing guy.  I have the utmost respect for the strength, importance and value of women. I came out of a woman, remember?


Jenny knows I was just giving her a hard time.  Right Jenny?


_{beauteous you are kind of fine o, I must say}
Sorry. Male instincts took over.

jennykadry:
yes that is y i said its d internet sooooo it doesnt bother me,because u guys don't know me,jennykadry might not be my real name so y should i bother,abeg nothing consain moi

Good. don't let it bother you.

Lakanye, if the picture on your profile is any indication of what you think of women, I am speechless  

beauteous:
A little respect should be given to women. . .
how can sm1 compare/fake similarities between a dog nd a woman  

so much  4 being a woman.

WOMANHOOD!!

Don't mind the ball-less pig.  It speaks of the caliber of respect he has for his mother and other important women in his pathetic life.

Hear ye.  The very moment you put your business in public is the moment it became a free-for-all.  I am only kidding o.