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Why is ur GPA 1.8? What happened??

"life is too short to commit suicide. Be patient, you will still die" d time u used in typin dis poo u fr dun use am ask Google. Smh.

none of the above. i'd rather be a rev. Father

Akshow:
NIGERIANS, hear una president misfiring
again in Enugu yesterday;
President Jonathan said: "How much did
Jim Nwobodo stole? Money not up to the
price of a peugeot and Buhari regime send
him to jail. Is that good enough?"........ Is
this d kind of leader u want?



Change we need!

chai
#GEJ am so sorry for u-- imagine such kinda statement ''. . .money not up 2d price of a puegeot . . .'' shows how corrupt his govt is.
#we really need change
#febuhari 14 2015

chukwudi44:
We don't need an illiterate president in the 21st century

everybody nao go school na. All the literates that have been leading dis country, how far have we gone?? If an ''illiterate'' as u call him will make Nigeria move forward, i will vote for dat illiterate #we need change
sai Buhari

opiaoku:
BUHARI is a certified terrorist
Apc is BOKOHARAM
Tinubu is a bastard
Osinbajo is a vagabond


Elrufai is a midget

Gej till 2019

why d insults?? Naso dem dey do campaign? Y attacking dier personality?? vote for ur candidate lemmi vote for my General. ''i will not vote who u vote, neither will u vote who i vote, and i will never vote who u vote, neither wil u vote who i vote, for to is your candidate and for me my candidate''

#febuhari 14 2015
#sai Buhari

#sai buhari
biko umunnem lets us go out dere ''febuhari 14th and show we love d general by voting massively for him.

We dont need someone who has no shoes again. We need somebody who has shoes dis time when u go to military school dey will give u boot

no doubt ur president Goodluck Jonathan has tried for d past couple of years. But there is time for everything-- now is d time for change
2yrs-- vice president
2yrs- acting president
2ys- president
4yrs- president
dammn!
let power change hands-- lets see what the General hav for us #voting GMB doesnt make me and other pple out there fools. Tagging eligible voters ''FOOLS'' for picking GMB as their choice makes u d greater FOOL #na by force to vote for PDP? is it compulsory?

donstevico:
op thanks.all those lazy guys waiting for daddy to send cash to you this thread is for you

if dey dont send cash to me now while am in school, when will dey send d cash? When i dun graduate? if i dont chop dier money now, when else will i chop it?? tis 50:50 bro.. Tis dier time to spend.. When i finish school and start working na me go stat to spend. Na turn by turn :*

adegab4real007:
Make a search for computing products or laptops on any of Jumia or Kings, and you are sure to get a good deal.

Look out for the system brand, system type (32 or 64bit OS), RAM, Hard disk size, Processor speed and type, Dedicated Graphics Memory (if u are a gaming freak), Optical drive, Screen size (Personally i love 15.6 inches laptops) etc

And of coz, the price.

Check this one out, I think it's not bad and it's actually cheap.

http:///dell-inspiron-3541-dual-core-laptop-with-free-bag-microsoft-office-365-personal-and-4gb-flash-drive-1161874

In fact, I might have to buy one and resell it o

yay! thanks v much sir. Really appreciate

pls guys i want to get a brand new laptop. Please recommend some for me with their prices. Thanks

holla freshers-- ummm-- fr dose of u in skul-- i jst heard dt hostel application is nw online, but d payment of d levies r to b done in designated banks in skul.. How true is this pls??

same with u op- mine was in 2013. Was tryna get info on admission into uniben-- saw a post den i saw nairaland with a naira sign-- @ first i was happy-- d first thing dt came 2 my mind was ''woah! Am gnna meet some rich folks here n learn how to make money''

sirfelixduke:
Na Uniben give u admission?

na uniben u dey?

gooOOOoooOOoooOOooOoaL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

halmeyd:
Up blues

hahaha-- i go evn add my accomodation fee join #12k + 65k = 77k

leggo :p
wait-- if chelsea win dis match-- i go tear my admission letter, my eligibility slip and d photocopies

Karleb:
I'll bet it on my acceptance fee 26k

Chepke don suffer!

loolz

mightyleks:
Quote This











Tottenham Hotspur 3-4 Chelsea

lol-- never! Should we bet??
I set my skul fees. #12k

salamij:
most of u guys re slowpoke. 5800 is my 2nd phone, my android consumes alot thats why i switch to symbian whenever its down. U tink using latest phone brand is success? Am living in my own house, driving my Nissan altima, 2012 model wt cool cash in bank. Most of u bullying me doesnt hav a land of his own, yet they wil be braging abt wt big phones, foo.ls. search me on Fb, salami julius and see what am up to. Alainironu gbogbo.

oga biko calm down-- why are u taking it so personal u started d joke, sum1 else continued frm where u stopped. It got me laffing too sowwie sir *runs away

laptop

MissyKwnly:
guys, i nid ur help. Is it possible to change 1's state of origin?
#modified

i tot u was a foreigner

glad uve finally accepted d fact yo Nigerian--
go to a court-- tell em u wnna do an affidavit fr dat-- yo welcome

@op... da tin no b 7pm... twas late ind night... i dun frget d time. and pls.... for d record... uniben calm o..e b lyk say na during our time d skul jez calm unlike d stories v been hearing bfre i came in... d skul jez dry anyhow. mtcheeew. #greatest uniben . i still rep sha


ok... see.. d matter b say dem dy do miss hall2 show da time so some men been dey around dey observe..
some dey chyke girls... some bin dey tap current.. u knw hw nyt paroles b na.. one strong man bin dy chyke my side chik sef... wen i c dem i jez lock up move ahead make slaps bin no fall on me.. na latr latr wen dem dun finish d shw dem drop d guy btwn
11... n 12pm... i dun frget.. i bin dun lie dwn fr my bunk nearly crash wen i hear d gunshot *rip

Beezally: tnks alot

beezally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmm... watever happnd to ur whatsapp... hw r uu

naijaboiy:
chaarly awfa

mr fresh dommor sir.. i dun fling my cap dey lie down fr ground. hw paroles

chizzy94: No worry na Traditional Medicine them go give you.

lol..sofar na admission

Swagalord18: chaarly!!!
your name is first on the list!


how holiday naw?

lol.. house dun tire me oo... no b holiday na.. na 2weeks break

Neldrizzy: are you for real? Sorry to say! No hope, just keep praying God can do wonders!!

amen ooo

hy..morning all. i got 49 in postume.. going for medicine. any hope for admission?? even if its ebola science ionn mind

crazydude1: morning bro.Are u still accepting the course given to u?

yezzir!

Hehehehe iam titanium.. So una giv me and beezally 2013 couple f d year



jez locate me during clearance.. 1plate of rice 4u is sure

Beezally