₦airaland Forum

Under fire or not.. Da joke is damn hilarious and that's wah is happening in africa.. Expecially Nigeria and tis d truth.. Mtcheew.. D tin no b joke sef.. Na truth he crack

[quote author=C•S•0™] 10. Don't expose the identity or post pictures of any Nairaland member without his/her consent.
+ + + + = 5 [/quote]adex la u b dat??

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Last year's was 45k. We are yet to hear from Uniben concerning this year's. [/quote]the acceptance fee is on kofa.. Click on d course u wia given

Beezally: am angry wif u o

omg!
my loff.. Am sowwie na
Plssssss... Ok i'll make it up 2u ah promise

odizeey: see prayer o. Na d same level for uniben una won enta so o. dnt pray amiss

lwkmd oo
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f rain c: na evil spirit dey follow you so o

this thread is about your girl's bestfriend

the other thread is about your cousin wanna bang you

haba habatically

hahahahaha lwkmd! His girlfriend's bestfriend is his cousin.. And she wnna bang him.. He wnna bang her too.. so hes telling us becoz tis his 1st tym and he doesnt knw how 2go abt it he doesnt wnna stat banging lyk a learner so d bi.tch wil not get bored n jerk off mehnn bro.. Nw is d best tym 2kip ur dick 2urself!

mickeyIso: (5/10)

hahahahahahaha dis boy. . . . !

B4 d ntwrk gets jam packed, b4 its memory fades, b4 i lose my phone, b4 i get drunk with d power of his birth. . . I wnna say a merry merry merry christmas 2u all and a prosperous prospective newyear ahead>>> Hav a nice time

Ken excel: Hahahaha........jambna april 5th

hehehehe crios?
dt means say ah no go write again in Jesus name!









Mehnn.. Y u carry d date 4 head





























hope say u no wan go resume to dey teach doze innocent benin students rubbish

hybridtm: Op ,..y u just want ,..make we insult dis gal
,,,i no fit fall for dis trap

lwkmd!!!!!

Jeez mehnn. . . . !

This amended calender no pure oo so me go dey house again till march ke

now.. Am confused.. Coupled with d fact ah wasnt given my course.. E go beta to write anthr jamb.. Than to go waste money for acceptance fee


well... Hoping for a miracle on kofa.. Me knw say God no go fall my hand

EMMAUGOH: guy na p5 na him make u carry us for this long journey

sorry sir

sir!!!!!!



If u like crucify dem frm now till 2mrrw..




You see da tecno p5 eh...







































B4 december 31st...










































Ah must buy am!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mickeyIso: lol.karya you wan che you no taba sty der.say kai u dey GRA

lolz.. Dis ur hausa no pure oo
ze'n ma re ka fa!

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]mickey has his pic on fb?[/quote]yeahh.. After doin some series of plastic surgery

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]you heard.. Did u c it urself?

Bottomline- seeing z believing[/quote]lolz.. Bt da ur friend ''sermwell'' da law student he said he saw it koro-koro

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]chaarly?... Dnt call mickey dat[/quote]hahahahahaha

goan check his pix on fb u wee knw y ah cald him dt

mickeyIso: gwagz? Na d nickname b dt? hmm u don stay der tey o.

4 were.. Ah bin dey go there well well b4.. Wen ah carry unibuja 4 head

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]roughly 58 days..
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But no1 knws 4 sure when clearance z starting[/quote]thanks!

But.. Wah happnd 2d info sum pple said was pasted in pharmacy dept stating dat d clearance was slated for 17th- 27th of feb




Dem dun tear am ni?

mickeyIso: all dez gwagwalada pple yi shuru jor

lolz! C dis rascal
wetin concern bird with toothbrush.. Wetn concern me and gwagz

this thread. . . .


Abeg make sumbdy calculate hw many days remain 4 clearance to stat... #me no lyk maths#

Oghos1: Toasting everywhere.

Mk una still teach me how to toast na

bread

Or wit wine

Affrey: notin o am just thirsty
hw r u yemi

thirsty for what

[quote author=AB_Royal]nice one explicit...I kn0w this s0ng.[/quote]ur moniker reminds me of d song ROYALS BY LORDE

Texzy22: See yu leta Pals......Let me make my Breakfast asap...im famish nw !

famish kor.. Spanish ni



guy hide da ur post.. U dey fall english-literature students hand

time to revive this thread



where are all the staylites.. Make una cum dey gist we freshers ooo
boss jazinogold's posts really gave me lotsa imageries

more posts pls.. ASUU strike is off!!!
Make una cum post

odizeey: wetyn u wan use am do,dem neva gvu admission? Abi u won reduce am

hahahahahahaha lwkmd oo
abeg help me ask d cow ooo

Ken excel: Wow....Happy birthday to d best mum in d world,If i av an opportunity to come back to dis world and choose a mother,i will prefer to b wif u...U've been always dere for me tru thick and thin,u contributed to wat i am today....U d best and u one in a million......Frm d bottom of my hrt i say i love u and am proud to call u my mummy!!...U d best
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Pls frnds join me in sayin a very big happy bifday to d best mum in world..U truly worth celebratin and its a privilege avin u in my life
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Happy bifday to u love...Wish u long life and more prosperity,God's favour.!!
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Kisses to u dear*!!

ur mama dey nairaland?? Or she dun join our thread?

hehehehehehe lwkmd
me too ayaf peep thru hon. patrick's mind






it is a pitiable bismal-dismal, and it is regrettably lugubrious that as
a president of this country, because of the high-handed-ness, because
of the direction-less direction-less-ness, because of the purpose-less
purpose-less-ness and because of the meginistinal statism that has
gritted all sectors of the economy, the vast majority of Nigerians,
should facilitate between exorbitant enthusiam and irrational
irritability.. because the microscopic view which was contained in that
18page letter.. i think just as the biblical mene mene tekel uphasin..
it is as clear as aqua that Nigeria is in a total state of anarchy

Asakel: U too like talk sha.......
Nxt tym go strait to d point.
Haaaaaaaaa

lolz... ah jez hope say beezally neva c dat ma post oo
#covers face#

Latnok95: That's not the boy in me talking.. Dts d Centurion in me

#SecurityAdvicer to charly on Her matter*

hehehehe

mr SA

e b lyk say ah go nid tight security around marilyn ooo


d guys here dun dey cross line ooo
ah wonder wat part of ''liv marilyn alone'' dem no understand

Latnok95: Territory Marked *Bro, I don turn ur security adviser on top her head oh*

lolz