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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=452736.msg6283606#msg6283606 date=1277502720]Chamo, your reign was shorter than a Congolese midget.
Stop free-falling like a shyte parachute - letz do this for Man Utd.[/quote]Nothing catastrophic . . . . only dropped a couple of places

BTW, its me against you in the round of 16 . . . . knockout style!

eldee:
When do transfers end?? This is B.S, matches finish today, we have only 1hr to decide what teams we choose for the rest of the effing tournament!!!!!

It ends 15 minutes before the first match 2mrw

dayokanu:
Se iwo na fe je nibe ni?

E ma da lohun . . . . oun na fe je eran awon agba
O ma ha lofun ni

dominique:
o jebii omo ti o ni eewo ati illa loju nko?

mi o fe omo to ti ba kiniun ja
E bami wa omo ti oyan e duro daada

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=344912.msg6283486#msg6283486 date=1277500858]mo ki yin o[/quote]Ori e wanbe

chaircover:
Yes in the African culture it is a sign of respect to serve your husband food. Most times however women derive pleasure from taking care of their husbands. Honestly its no big deal so no issue needs to be made out of it.

I don't expect my husband to be holding a plastic plate asking or moin moin or egusi when I am there, the same way I don't expect to change a flat tyre while my husband stands hands in pockets watching

Marry me!!!

E bami wa omo to fine, to ni ikebe nla
mi o fe omo to ni ifo, lakpalakpa tabi eela

spikedcylinder:
Chamo,okunrin abo. Whatever happened to your love life with kini gan sef?

With you? I thought we agreed to go our seperate ways.
Muki has been eyeing me lately sha . . . just to let you know

follypimpi:
Am i allowed in here ?

A whole prime minister
Aiye po gan

Seriously that has to be the perfect example to define the law of gravity.
If you still don't understand the law of gravity after using that example, then you are dumb for life

I can bet my grandma's boobies haven't sagged to that level

This guy is feeling like Romeo

y me:
What has been your scariest dream? Which has been your most frequently recurring one?

Seeing you in my dreams

mukina2:
she hang sand bag for chest ?
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb2.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L3NvdXRoLmdpZg==&s=Ni8xNy8yMDEw&w=600[/img]

Now this is what I call JABULANI

spikedcylinder:
The lady is actually quite pretty facially. Na mistake.

Lady? Or the man?
True though, afterall nobody is above mistake

Awon enemies, kon lo kosi dustbin

Lord I thank YOU!!!

mystikal:
I had gambled on the thought he wasn't going to feature today since they were already through.

Chamotex indeed!

You better contact me for some valuable points
btw. . . are you rude boys?

Lets get married

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=465368.msg6276551#msg6276551 date=1277404295]I don't share skirt. . . . . . .
I have found me a good wife(Missy B). . . . . She is not a Polyandrist like you.[/quote]Don't be too sure mate . . .been there done that

eldee:
Damn . . . Chamo, Michellin wants to manage you!!!
Are you going to let her diss you like that??

I am manageable

will you?

[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=465368.msg6276423#msg6276423 date=1277403476]Found him! His name was Flavio.[/quote]

michelin89:
Heard of him. I go search!

Diva and Mich searching for their bachelor
I wonder who gets him

I shall

Let's go to Vegas now!

enter inside

chika98:
wetin I do you

You do me strong thing

follypimpi:
Nope,but would willingly hook him up with my ex.

NO! I want freeeeeesh fishhhh!!!

you again?

bitter

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=426460.msg6276178#msg6276178 date=1277401872]Enyimba FC's central defender. [/quote][quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=426460.msg6276178#msg6276178 date=1277401872]Enyimba FC's central defender. [/quote]Like . . .
As in . . .
I was . . .
I don't even know what to say

I can

michelin89:
You are a heartless child abuser. You are shattering my dream to be a sweet sixteen again.

I'm just trying to help you.
The earlier the better . . . or do you want to wait until you turn 40?

eldee:
I think Chamotex is the man for you . . . I'm going celibate in 70 a few years.

Diva, there's no point cos Eldee will steal you away from me after a while.
He once snatched my ex back in school days in 9ja.
Till today, I haven't forgiven him.

michelin89:
I am just three years older than Yerima's bride. What happened to my right as a poor defenseless child?

Mich go and get married . . . clock is ticking away
You dont wanna get left out

There are eligible bachelors on NL - Sauron, Eldee, Seun etc. Find yourself a man . . . any man.

[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=465368.msg6276122#msg6276122 date=1277401526]You're not talking your way out this time. I saw you in my dreams and my pastor told me you're the one lol[/quote]I dont have a 9' . . . try the others on your list.