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Forum Games › Re: Chamotex's Lounge: Ladies Come In For A Stimulating Conversation by chamotex(op): 3:57pm On Aug 21, 2009
spikedcylinder:
1. Who is Chamotex?
Chamotex okunrin meta at'abo. Just ask around baybee, ask around.

spikedcylinder:

2. Is he a polygamist?
Nope, Chamotex is celibate. wink
Forum Games › Re: Chamotex's Lounge: Ladies Come In For A Stimulating Conversation by chamotex(op): 3:56pm On Aug 21, 2009
Okay one at a time, ladies . . . . . cheesy

mbola:
Chamotex you are a funny guy. cheesy

Okay let me start you off.

1. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Well, I once shat in a classmates school bag and left it on his desk.

mbola:
2. What type of girls do you normally go for?
Don't really have a type. I don't discriminate. . . . . big bootays, medium bootays, small bootays, all na the same.
It's all about connection for me, as long as you don't look like Taribo West' half-siater, it's all good.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 3:50pm On Aug 21, 2009
TOYOSI20:
So Schools kicks of in a few sad . . . .will be mad busy, . . . just thot I’d whip up a lil something, . . . .

i’m not a pro at all, just testing waters here, . . . .so here goes, . . . . smiley

Haha, I see the goof troop, locked on they webby n musty closets yarning trumpery
Gat misery so far up their butts, that’s all they see around they scenary

All your nasty trash talk in y’alls webby closet
Come back flying to me like a ricochet effect

Cos I cop the lastest trends always, they call me the eye catcher
Gat all ‘em boyz say baby gurl can I holla at’cha

Like the needles of an acupuncturist
I sting hard, causing u to feel lost all in your zone like a tourist

Leave ‘em sweating profusely like guest on scare tactics
Ever tried pinning a wave upon the sand?, that’s how impossible it is for u to get ma antics

I see I made u claustrophobic
Fizz out your self esteem that quick cos im hypertophic

I put a halt to their being suicidal like u wouldn’t believe
Yeah I gats it like that n it aint that hard to perceive


its cool to start out husttling an end up ballin
daft ones die hustling, cant even make lemonae out the lemons life throws at ‘em

mines lemonade comes custome made. , from the am, to the pm
leaving ‘em all worried sick with their door steps littered wid mayhem

I stay running this, tell your friends that im on like a one man relay
Making it feel like ery day is pay day

Weak ones are destined for doom, and cant even be saved by profolactics
Even interventions leave them in the worst kinna of shock. . .Anaphylactic
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Can You Toast / Approach A Girl / Boy Wearing A Native Dress ? by chamotex(m): 3:49pm On Aug 21, 2009
I was wearing an ankara laced C-String with pink trimmings when I approached Spikedcylinder.
NOw she is hooked. U see what I mean?
Romance › Re: My Grandmother's Half-Brother's Grandson Is In Love With Me by chamotex(m): 3:32pm On Aug 21, 2009
@ poster

Where in the UK are you based? cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 8:31pm On Aug 20, 2009
binhozie:
I registered a team but they gave me a 4-4-2 formation. I want a 3-4-3 formation. Answers please i need to join in game week 3. And another thing, wats with the crap players you all are buying? Is there something i dont know?
Are you Abramovich?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley(1) Vs Manchester United(0) On Wednesday 19th August by chamotex(m): 5:52pm On Aug 20, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=311147.msg4390481#msg4390481 date=1250786867]Your IQ is relevant because there's no point in me debating with someone functioning on a single digit IQ.[/quote]grin grin grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 5:46pm On Aug 20, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg4390420#msg4390420 date=1250786296]This is too much for Muki. . . .Make una nor make Muki go buy Messi from La Liga with her 90 milla o. grin grin grin grin[/quote]Wenger that wont even put an extra 2 milla to buy Arshavin.
It was only because St. P'burg gave up
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 5:42pm On Aug 20, 2009
IFELEKE:
bobo yi o ni pami pelu erin grin
awon wo ni adoni pa oo?
se wipe eyin o ti gbo . . . . . igboro ti daru gidi gan ni.
Awon adoni pa ti kun ile naira yi, lai pe, lai jina, e ma mo won.

dayokanu:
Ewo lo fa gbomisi omi o to nibiyi laarin Topsy ati Ifeleke.

Kamoru and Chamotessi ni won pe o. Ma ba tubabie so isokuso o. Je ki ori pe angry angry angry angry
Emi o kin so isokuso, orimi si pe daada
Food › Re: What Can You Eat With N100? by chamotex(m): 5:38pm On Aug 20, 2009
Ghana bread + Tasty time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 5:29pm On Aug 20, 2009
I also have Fuller, but on the bench tho.
Shawcross is a good bet from set-pieces.

In this game, you have to take risks, if you dont gamble you prolly wont win.


Greedy Gaynners.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 5:15pm On Aug 20, 2009
davidylan:
sorry i don spend all my cash finish. Sell some players.
It will cost me points. Points that I don't even have yet.

mukina2:
Chamotex
i have change left over but am not giving nada grin
You that wont even give dog free bone

tubabie:
This Chamo is full of tortoise sense, lend ko , borrow ni. grin
Desperate times call for desperate measures
I  need a Sheikh to take over my team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 5:07pm On Aug 20, 2009
David please lend me some cash
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by chamotex(m): 4:51pm On Aug 20, 2009
yeh they did grin
Mears, Bikey and co
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 4:47pm On Aug 20, 2009
tubabie:
Ero didoti lo kun okan e, iru sisun yen ko ni mon so embarassed
Oye ko fun ara e ni advice yen , morii pe oni lo re gidigidi, infact iwo saa tun signature e wo grin
ah! ma binu, mo mis-inteprete e ni. Mi o fe je ki o bosi owo awon adoni pa. grin
Sugbon o ti yemi bayi.

IFELEKE:
kamoteesi!
ogbeni, ore e
kini motun se bayi o?
Music/Radio › Re: M.i-the Incredible Blunder by chamotex(m): 4:44pm On Aug 20, 2009
DBR:
Nahhh Chamo i aint sayin berg has better delivery.
aint sayin M.i does either. They have different delivery style
and they both do it well.
First of all. I don't even think the 'Somebody wanna die' track was directed at Berg.

DBR:
Friday Freestyle battle i'ma think Berg will merk M.i
But on wax i'l give it to M.i .Plus cos JJagz canlace some ill beats.
That's what I was saying in my previos post, but now this is the latter cos it's on wax.
A lot of good battle rappers havn't really proved themselves e.g. Jin. It' an entirely different ball game.

But at the end of the day, what's the whole point of hip-hop if they aint to battle. What are we gon talk about?
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 4:32pm On Aug 20, 2009
ma binu, sa ma lo condom
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 4:25pm On Aug 20, 2009
Someone people here are just making mouth.

Where can I steal some money or who will lend me some? 100 millie is like bread money here o.

I need a Sheikh to take over my team ASAP.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 4:22pm On Aug 20, 2009
tubabie:
mosun dada ose, bawo ni gbogbo nkan?
o kare . . . . talo ba sun? shocked shocked shocked
Music/Radio › Re: M.i-the Incredible Blunder by chamotex(m): 4:18pm On Aug 20, 2009
Ma bad I missed the almost part.

Are you saying Berg's got a better delivey than MI?

And again what sort of battling are we talking about here?
The freestyle friday kind of battle is different from flowing on a track to prove yourself lyrically.

BUt I kinda get your point tho
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chamotex(m): 4:03pm On Aug 20, 2009
kiss kiss
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chamotex(m): 3:47pm On Aug 20, 2009
She won't answer you now cos right now she's lounging wiv me and u dont wanna know what we getting up to. cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by chamotex(m): 3:44pm On Aug 20, 2009
Lord I thank You
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by chamotex(m): 3:41pm On Aug 20, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4389422#msg4389422 date=1250778777]Comot for hia. . . . .
Buncha trophyless Gaynners. . . .

Didn't the same Burnley rape Wenger's team last season?[/quote]And that was to a much weakened Burnley team cos obviously they've improved their squad in the summer.
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chamotex(m): 3:38pm On Aug 20, 2009
I hope you know the repercussion.
you don't know wht me and Spikey have got going on.
You are deceiving yourself
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chamotex(m): 3:29pm On Aug 20, 2009
na juju u use cheesy
no one has a better game than Chamotex the love-vendor.
bagging girls is my forte cheesy
Music/Radio › Re: M.i-the Incredible Blunder by chamotex(m): 3:14pm On Aug 20, 2009
DBR:
1st, whether undaground or not the point is that i knew theAmerican's dudes 1st b4 our 9ja's own.
So lets not make excuses for some(ruggedy, m.i) and say it doesnt work for another(iceberg).
They all "guilty" even if circumstances leadin to it are different.

2nd, i think y'all sleepin on Iceberg, f'course im more M.i fan than Iceberg
still i think Ice is witty and lyrically sound to pull off a good battle here.
Yea local popularity will work for M.i, he would eventually win it if they go all out
but it aint gon be a cinch like y'all makin it sound. They are almost a match.
oNe
I disagree
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chamotex(m): 3:04pm On Aug 20, 2009
commot dia, go find your own woman na
you wife snatcher angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by chamotex(m): 3:02pm On Aug 20, 2009
Fergie knows best
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 2:55pm On Aug 20, 2009
tkb417:
chamo
you shld have joined this thing since. now relegation is staring you in the face grin
Trust me I never lose. No one does it better than Chamotex.
It's only week 3. Newcastle were once leading United with 12 points and they came back to poach them.
By week 10, i'll be there and about.
Don't under-estimate me oo

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