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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4483177#msg4483177 date=1252086337]I do but i cannot post em(copyright laws).

Ebonyeyes

36-24-36
5'10
Chocolate colour
60kg

Ujujoan

40-26-36
5'11
Fair-skinned
63kg.[/quote]Blimey! Game on

Ebonyeyes:
Daaaayyyyum Sauron you got my stats to a T

Should I proceed with the wooing ma'am?

mukina2:
So we lost to the twatties . .well things hapun . . the boys will shock ya'll this season

I thought they said you were in a Coma

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4483120#msg4483120 date=1252085861]Thatz what i am talking about. . . .
Ebonyeyes, Bluespice and Ujujoan are yet to be wooed.
Woo em till the cows come home. [/quote]Do you have any photographic evidence of the highlighted names? For motivation.

Sauron, please  gimme a credible list of 3 chicks for me to woo on this thread.

Wanna spice things up.
Enough of being wooed, its high time I did the wooing.  

tubabie:
I can see you are so gob smacked
Did you even think you stood a chance before?
That line was just to put Dayo off, he knows better
As for you, I withdraw also my request to be wooed by you, Your post was fickle.
Yeah and for those dry moves and lines, you just wasted money on the patents because they are so 1980, hello?? we are in 2009

Tu baybee, forget about Eldee
Let Chamotex do the wooing here . . . . 

No2Atheism:
it works both ways . . . . wetin women dey take eye candy do.  

Seriously though I for one find it uncomfortable, if sex is the only thing that defines a relationship. I simply need to share more than sex as far as i am concerned.

Sex?  

di.cks

IFELEKE:
Ogeni chamo,
Ki lo fa ikilo to n fun wa yi? abi oti gun igi koja ewe nibe ni?

Oro shunukun, oju shunukun l'afi n wo. Abo oro la n so fun omo l'uwabi.
Emi ti so temi

bluespice:
black tee n brown shorts

Sup b, sho wa?

Lies

Eyin Arakunrin ori ile yi, erora ma do obo o, obo l'ewu o.
Ikilo pataki lati enu Chamo okunrin meta niyi o.

Thank You Heavenly Father

spikedcylinder:
^^^^
Of course!

sup baybee?

@ topic

Ceramic plated leggins with a touch of Gold. _{The ladies love it}

chic2pimp:
I don tell u say u know well . How u sure dis girls wey dey claim virginity no dey lie? Naija girls dey lie shege. If you conduct proper research and fit verify their virginity,then I fit sabi join   .

We can judge on face value.
You cant expect everything to be brand new (Depreciation)

netotse:
u get bad mind o. . .see as u go dig up dis thread. . .lol

I'm doing a research jare

chic2pimp:
. Who dash monkey banana.

You better join so that u can dis-virgin all the babez in this club. That's one of the advantages.
I cant fit handle all of them o.

Blue laced thong

Virgin's club - Sign me in pls. . . . . .

tubabie:
Lol. and Katie too

Tope is a kick-boxing Champion. Don't under-estimate her

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471768#msg4471768 date=1251934726]The ones still worth fighting another girl for   so we will take our chances

Heheheheh . . .thot so[/quote]No wonder you wanted to trade blows with Vaneesa.  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471698#msg4471698 date=1251933128]ROFL. . . .chamo is this true? [/quote]Yes. The chick even paid me for a job well done.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471612#msg4471612 date=1251931515]Blimey. . . . . . .I am relocating to Nigeria this year.
Enough is enough!!![/quote]Bruv, is it that hard for you over here?
I can hook you up bro . . . . . talk to me

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=315981.msg4467812#msg4467812 date=1251892504]ahahahahhahahahaha franklin [/quote]How many times are they gonna BAN u, this woman. U no dey tire?

My Father I Praise Your Holy Name

agabaI23:
Mine was funny. We were coming back from church on sunday and the babe(Rose)was the in thing in town. I liked her but could not muster the courage to tell her.

I was trailing her that faithful afternoon but i maintained a distance from her i could not get any closer, neither did I let her widen the distance.

I wanted to talk to her and it must be that day. When she was about branching to her street, i mustered courage and called her name. That was as good as it got. The next thing I asked her about was an imaginary name that I immediately formed. Never knew that people answer such name until about 5 years later. The question was 'do you know one eem, what is her name again? ehen odinkemelu yea. I have forgotten her first name.She said no. And I tried to describe her. Of course she would not know a nobody. Men that was the end of discussion i felt relieved for talking to her but disappointed because i could not say further.

So you are a serial stalker. Chei!

stillwater:
Lol, follypimpin will not take your words lightly.

I don't even know where he got the pimpin in his name from.
Or do you?

stillwater:
Lol.
Lol, I never knew it was not easy for the guys o. This thread is an eye opener. I would have taken it easy if I had known. Yeah right.

Don't be mean.
The first times are never easy. As you musthave read. . .some people sweat, some standing like NEPA pole, some even shiver.
It takes a lot of courage.
I bet most of em can walk up to any girl right now. _not

stillwater:
Na me be dat.

So u can remember

Debosky, I'm beginning to feel like you think with your Ass. . . . . . oh! You support Arsenal. Ma bad.

Ujujoan:
Guys, what happened to treasure?

What happened to those days that guys pay bills, shower a girl with gifts, take her to exotic places, just to get her to say 'yes'!!

What happened to spoiling her to get her on you side?

Please, someone tell me what has gone wrong?

Who does all that?

;d ;d ;d