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Culture › Re: Water Or Tissue Paper When You Crap? by chamotex(m): 1:56am On Feb 10, 2009
dayokanu:
chamotex,

why not your boxers
yeah i've used it before, when the going got tough grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Water Or Tissue Paper When You Crap? by chamotex(m): 1:47am On Feb 10, 2009
Treetop20:
newspaper cheesy cheesy
Why not Sponge? grin
Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 1:44am On Feb 10, 2009
Shaggy & Sean Paul - Hey Sexy Lady Sean Paul smashed it

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Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 1:42am On Feb 10, 2009
MrCrackles:
I love this coming on at the end of the club way back in Uni, whoever the victim was for that night, feels what she is going home to knack right there! tongue
For real blad! Especially when they start singing it to you. cheesy
Culture › Re: Water Or Tissue Paper When You Crap? by chamotex(m): 1:40am On Feb 10, 2009
dayokanu:
chamo,
why not diesel? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Diesel is fuc.king expensive man. grin
What do u use?
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 1:37am On Feb 10, 2009
MrCrackles:
eyin thread derailers tun ti de? angry
ti o ba tun so geesi ni ibi bayi, o ma je egba '50 strokes'
Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 1:32am On Feb 10, 2009
Sean Paul & Sasha - I'm Still In Love With You
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Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 1:27am On Feb 10, 2009
Beenie Man - Dude (Remix)
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Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 1:19am On Feb 10, 2009
dayokanu:
Chamoteesi,
Paga!!! Iwo ni won pe ni [b]Oko[/b]bo!!! okobo o feran iyawo, oloriburuku ko feran Olorire cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
O ye ki o fihan iyawo farotika pe Okunrin to a danto ni e. Ti o ba fun Toyin iyawo farotika ni Bowleg
e feran oro oko sha. Oko o ni won yi o
Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 1:17am On Feb 10, 2009
debosky:
Feeling them? March 07 till May 08 I was hitting these jams almost every weekend cry cry.

Too busy now. undecided I must enter London soon mehn! grin
So you are a raverholic? cheesy cheesy cheesy

More tunes coming up still
Romance › Re: How Do Ladies In Nigeria Define Love by chamotex(m): 1:15am On Feb 10, 2009
What's Love gotta do with it
Forum Games › Re: What TV Station Are You "on" Or Watchin Rite Now by chamotex(m): 1:11am On Feb 10, 2009
MTV - Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out
Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 1:08am On Feb 10, 2009
debosky:
cry cry cry cry

Reminds me of my jamming days of 07/2008 with my Trini crew. sad

Mad tunes guys. cool
Dobosky, wetin do you? So you sef be bashment lover? cheesy

You feeling my tracks?
Celebrities › Re: Dan Foster And Wife Lovina by chamotex(m): 1:06am On Feb 10, 2009
salsera:
proof !!!!


how do we know thats his wife or if he's married at all

abeg dont just post pic of a girl with shades cos we cant who she is
could be a fan
What proof? How do you prove that?

Do you want the poster to post the marriage certificate aswell? undecided undecided
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by chamotex(m): 12:57am On Feb 10, 2009
JD & Ludacris - Welcome To Atlanta
Culture › Re: Water Or Tissue Paper When You Crap? by chamotex(m): 12:43am On Feb 10, 2009
Cotton Wool
Music/Radio › Re: Bashment Lovers In Here ! by chamotex(m): 12:43am On Feb 10, 2009
R Kelly - Slow Wind (Remix Ft. Sean Paul & Akon)
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Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by chamotex(m): 11:27pm On Feb 09, 2009
@ Bleep-Arse


Dear Mr Fuc.ker (Foka)
Just like ur name, u about to get slaughtered
Scattered and shattered like minced beef so imma put on this heat
You can’t test me, my rhymes are subliminal, urs can’t flow to a beat
I hope you aint tryin to come wit that elementary shit.
Cuzz I’ll have your body decaying with the elements and shits
I’ll disconnect ur ‘joints’ from the ‘ball and socket’
Then dislocate ur bones and ur jaws with an object
Don’t try to expostulate with the judge, I make and break all rules
Give u a fistful, matter of fact a wristful, bitch I will not lose
I strike like thunder and I rumble-the-beat
You are nothing-to-me like a crumb-on-me seat
Chew u up and spit you out like you’re gum-in-my-teeth
Ride on my wave-length and u’ll end up drowned under the sea
You may be strapped but you spray polite, like a gay soldier
I’m brighter than late night brake lights on a range rover
Nigga u scared cuzz u come and go, its obvious ur devotion aint here
You didn’t have to vanish, you were supposed to ‘diss-a-peer’
This is post mortem, Nlanders should send the coroner to come get him
They were like “Don’t do it Chamotex” – well, too late I already did ‘em
While I been spitting bars on tracks, this gay been droppin bars of soap, taking it up the ass
Playing with a Love Machine is his favourite hobby, just maintain ur dick within ur pants
I'm here to blow your face in . . . time to feel my knockout
Lights-out bitch, time to face the black-out like u just got punched-out



Shout out to all the real emcees - Ibime, Shaz, Brash, Sauron, Crude, OldSync, Mailmalc, Wordsmith and all other catz dropping knowledge.

All lame ass MC's must get terminated cheesy grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by chamotex(m): 11:05pm On Feb 09, 2009
ofokasibe:
crude.edoosio is unbanned by seun after 3 months of ban by shaz. and the first thing u do is to insult her? even when she didnt insult anyone,

@edoosioo
you are not an mrc if u dont finish that agbero crude oyel.

maeanwhile @ shaz i guess that was directed at ofoka? right now
instead of typing texts like yall lamers do , try and do a track cuzz we know u also cant flow on a  track like sauron, ibime ,prawn crackers and chamobrassiere, i cant get enuff of those lines  by chasisgirl
''all hail the great shaz madam bugs bunny teeth . lmfao,.""
@tosinadeda and khanye.
these songs were uploaded 4 u

http://rapidshare.com/files/195879437/flowshow_diss_to_shaz_bugs_bunny_teeth.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/195879439/flowshow_ft_styles_p-_First_attack_on_ibime_spitzofrenik.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/195879438/flowshow_ft_chasisgirl_they_call_us_the_MRCs.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/195879436/flowshow_chamotex_chamobrassiere_lyrical_termination.mp3
Listen to how this guy pronounced ‘New Jersy’
Are you from Oyo State?? What the fukc is “New Jassy”  grin grin grin grin

You know what, lemme cook up ur dinner.                                                

Coming up . . . .  cheesy grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by chamotex(m): 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2009
lalaboi:
To Whom It may Concern. . . . . . . . . . .



Silence they say is the best answer, But i cant help it when a dudes' suffern from dimensia
Dunno who u decieving though, amma shame you and kick you out just like a club bouncer
Cos i dey look you, i nor yarn notin, dont mean you av to say all soughts about me
keep ur stinking mouth shut, deranged sisi, messn wiv me is more dangerous than wolverine
You just full of crap, come back when u stop buying shoes without straps
Am hungry. . .Ur raps not big enough, digesting it one time just like pap
Quit rap, Reading your Shit up there is more disturbing than  wet onions
I infect your BIOS, leave you Unbootable. . .notin can save U, Not even Norton A-virus
Now pause, Let this be a warning,Heed my advice b4 i kick U in d head and D tummy
U dummy, Saw you Pix on esnips, If thats really U. . .Case dismissed
I'll pay Ur GYm fee. . .It wunt cause me nuffn, how i do that will always be a myth
If you try me, amma squash You like i enormous pressure did tiny atoms
Leave you shattered. . .body parts scattered like frequencies in telecoms
Hold up. . Hold up, I'ld rather save them lines than waste them on your gay head
Dont Dare me, the return of lala might just be near, at your age u still trying to grow beards
Take down your picture, I dnt care.4 words 4 u hommie. . .retire from whackness instead.
If the crown fits ya, Then am talking to you. . .i wont call you a fool like the rest do
what you do on this forum is shit.kid, If you dont understand. . .Its also known as poo poo.
ODE OSI
Damn! Lalaboi just murdered someone up in here cheesy     hmmmmmn who could this be? grin grin
Boy, u're are coming up, definitely coming up.
You stepping ur game up real good.
Music/Radio › Re: What Song U Feelin Rite Now? by chamotex(m): 8:50pm On Feb 09, 2009
Sizzla - No Way
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by chamotex(m): 8:46pm On Feb 09, 2009
singing: no no no no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, badman no f,uck batty

cheesy grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 8:20pm On Feb 09, 2009
farotika:
Kamoteesi,

Ki lo de ti o fi nwa agbo jedi kiri, se oko re o le daadaa mo ni huh So fun mi kin ba le ba e beere lowo opele nkan ti a le se sii cool
argent:
Chamo, i bo lo wa, wa jewo funwa oh. Se oko o le mo nitoto?
emi Chamo, ado obinrin bi eni nlagi, to n gbona feli feli bi omi gbigbona.
Eni koo o mo, eni moo o ko, ab'obinrin sun mi eni ti o ri obinrin fun ojo mewa.
Oko mi fe le pa ni.

Agbo jedi jedi ma ni mon wa o. Mo ti je ijekuje lati bi ojo mefa seyin. Idi mi ti fe yobo o. Ejo eba mi wa agbo jedi to ki daada. Ese modupe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by chamotex(m): 7:45pm On Feb 09, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=227275.msg3447742#msg3447742 date=1234204612]Are they worse than Man Utd in 2003/4 season?
Having led the table till the 1st of January. . . . .We fell 12 points behind league leaders(Arsenal) by February.
We lost to Wolves at OT, lost to Pompey, lost to Liverpool. . . We lost NINE games that season.
Did we sack Ferguson??[/quote]Yeah but we weren't at the risk of losing our Champions League spot.
With the way Chelsea and Aston Villa are playing, The Chavs just might lose out on the CL spot if LFS was still in charge.
Fergie had been doing it for years, he was a proven manager. LFS is not.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by chamotex(m): 7:29pm On Feb 09, 2009
I guess the board panicked. I was thinking they would at least let him be in charge until the end of the season at least.

They probably thought a Champions League spot was at stake if he continued to be in charge.
Let's be honest, Chelsea have played real shit this year.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 5:14am On Feb 09, 2009
dayokanu:
Ko si dogonyaro, ito malu lo wa se o fe Ito Malu
Kilagbe Kileju.

Igbe ogunfe l'eba gbe wa. Nonsense!
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 5:05am On Feb 09, 2009
dayokanu:
Chamoteesi,
ewo ni o fe, Se Mokole, Opa eyin, Jedi, Afaato, fonagau, tajutaju, Shepe, Paraga, ogogoro tabi Akinyemi
e ni Dongoyaro? grin grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 5:00am On Feb 09, 2009
Ejo talo ni agbo jedi?
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 4:54am On Feb 09, 2009
dayokanu:
Alaafia jina si e. Ara re ko ya. oko ko obo ni
e ti feran oko ju, lai kin se Heatfusion. cheesy

maxell:
ooni agbara lati ban eni kankan  tongue


Mi ofe asaro inu fridge, mofe asaro tuntun (bi oyin)   cheesy
modirato lo n ba soro beyen. cheesy
ti o ba fe asaro oloyin, oya wa gba ninu iyara mi
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 4:46am On Feb 09, 2009
eni ti o ba ti le so yooba lori threadi yi, mo ma ban e permanently ni for life without appeal
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 4:41am On Feb 09, 2009
maxell:
Talo mo asaro se ?

Mo fe je asaro  cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
mo ni asaro ninu fridge, se kin send e si e?

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