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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by chamotex(m): 9:10pm On Nov 14, 2008
come on u reds!!! ;d ;d
Nairaland General › Re: If I Was A Boy. . Strickly For Ladies ( Guys Don't Even Peep) by chamotex(m): 9:04pm On Nov 14, 2008
Amaka why?
Nairaland General › Re: If I Was A Boy. . Strickly For Ladies ( Guys Don't Even Peep) by chamotex(m): 8:50pm On Nov 14, 2008
me too
Romance › Re: Does True Love Exist Or It's Just A Fairy Tale by chamotex(m): 8:32pm On Nov 14, 2008
smurf:
Lol, just kidding, how you dey darling? I've been missing you.
Its true loff b wink cheesy u?
Fashion › Re: What Are You Wearing Right Now? by chamotex(m): 8:25pm On Nov 14, 2008
black leather thong!
Romance › Re: Does True Love Exist Or It's Just A Fairy Tale by chamotex(m): 8:23pm On Nov 14, 2008
smurf:
Yup, both male and female lol
from experience baybee wink wink 'sup?
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Be Dating A Lady Without Touching Her? by chamotex(m): 7:31pm On Nov 14, 2008
kachaskach:
it's possible. its a religion thing. all depends on if u can cope with it (i think Love can make u do  it).
That Love must be sick!
Romance › Re: Once You've Found Your Desirable Man , It's Time To Attract Him. by chamotex(m): 7:22pm On Nov 14, 2008
I just hate reading bleeping essays . . . . . wth!
Romance › Re: Be The Best Lover by chamotex(m): 7:20pm On Nov 14, 2008
Bros what are you on about? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided huh huh huh huh huh
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by chamotex(m): 7:13pm On Nov 14, 2008
Instead of them to go to class . . . . . . . . . Gbeborun no be work o embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed cheesy
Romance › Re: What Should I Do Nairalander's by chamotex(m): 7:09pm On Nov 14, 2008
Spread ur wings. Dont put all ur meat inside one pot.
Poems For Review › Re: Ibkaye's Writeup Haven by chamotex(m): 7:03pm On Nov 14, 2008
ibkaye:
PART 6
Ok people, so this is like my first time of writing a 'sexified' story, though it is not much, abeg, don't laugh at my 'lack of knowledge' on the art giving blowjobs, they never taught it to us at school.

WARNING: 'SEXIFIED' CONTENT (Kind Of)

Funke was now kneeling on the floor, shoulders hunched and her soft round yansh resting on her calves as she watched him unbuckle his belt, she had given him a Mouth Gig a couple of times before, it was basically a substitute for the many times she had refused him sex, no big deal, at least it was not intercourse.

As soon as he was done with his belt, his trousers were next, pulling them down to his ankles, he parted his long bare legs and began to fiddle with his boxers, not taken them off but pulling the top part down giving his privates enough space to let loose. It sprung up immediately, like a yoyo it bounced around, so full of life, or come. Yinka caught a hold of it and noticed that his babe’s eyes were glued to it, literally, “Oti fe suck abi?(You want to suck isn’t it)” he laughed at her.

Her breathing became heavier, her lips slowly parting unknowingly, her eyes still fixated on the wonderful big cock. She was salivating, tongue withering within her mouth like a worm, she took a hard bite at her bottom lip, eyes still intense and hands shaking like a leaf in the wind. Yinka watched as she displayed this act, he could not help but chuckle. Funke was so focused on his privates that she did not hear him laugh, he was enjoying the ‘show’ sha, he liked the way she had bitten her lip, her silk black hair was in a mess and he could see the outline of her perky big boobs within her top, material clinging her breasts and buttons holding on for dear life. Her nipples were poking through the material, sprung out like bullets, a sign that she was Hot, her nipples always hardened like that when she was ‘in the mood’.

Stinkingly flithy thoughts now ran through his mind like athletes, his privates was even harder now, he stretched out his arms to pull her frail body closer, running his fingers through her hair. Abruptly, Funke snapped out of her whole ecstasy faze, shaking her head she turned her gaze away from his privates, she was embarrassed. “Hmm…I don’t really feel like it” she whispered whilst crawling backwards on her knees, trying to stretch out her top so as to create air for her breasts to breathe.

It was a big lie, who was she trying to deceive? Really and truly her body was aching her, the human body is a funny machine, physically, she could not wait to pounce on his privates, in her current Hot state that is, she just wanted to see how far she could stretch him, especially in his current state, a very naughty girl she was. She was still crawling back, though she had not gotten far before he had grabbed onto her arms and hauled her back, the grip he had on her was rather tight causing her to shake her arms about to relieve herself of the small pains. “Tell that to the birds” he replied, again stretching his arms out and aiming for her nipples, just one touch caused electric sparks to dart through her body, her undies now soaking wet, she rubbed her thighs together.

Funke lifted her hands and grabbed onto his privates, catching Yinka by surprise, he gave a big grin, mischievous. Rubbing his cock up and down with the palms of her hands she now bent her head to lick the head of his privates. Her hands were now folded around it, stroking gently causing the foreskin on his rod to slide, she licked it again, tongue wrapped around the head like a snake, or a lollipop, whichever.

Opening her mouth wider, with the help of Yinka’s hand, her head was bent even further so as to allow easier access into her mouth, salivating on his pole, she tightened the grip on it with her lips, though not even half way she sucked on it hastily like a pro. Releasing her left hand from its position, she played with his balls, gently, her head bobbing up and down on his privates like a doll’s, her sucking noises were loud. At present, Yinka’s head was bent back, his eyes shut tight trying to savor the sweet moment, he let out a few groans but only quietly.

He brought his head back up in order to look at his babe, watching the top of her head as it bounced up and down, gently he pushed her head down even lower, he knew she would not be able to take all of him but the more the better. Again, he started fiddling with her hair, his right hand stroking the back of her neck causing her to moan as she sucked him off. “Urghh, …I’m going to come baby” Yinka groaned at her, moments later, "Shit, ", Funke was not at all excited at the thought of his come floating in her mouth, plus she had heard from a few friends that it wasn’t exactly the tastiest thing, immediately, she withdrew from his cock, watching him spew himself all over the floor, “Thank God it isn’t carpet” she thought to herself, he was still groaning, finally he stopped, giving her a huge smile and a peck on the forehead, “Baby, you were great” he said, she smiled back at him. “Oya, now it’s your turn”, he was grinning, “My turn for what?” she was confused, “You know na”, he was till grinning, she really didn’t.

“Come baby”, he pulled her to the couch, “I wan chop your toto”, “My what!?” she screamed, this was not the first time he had offered to give her head, he had always said that most girls would beg for it so why was she complaining, well, she was not ‘most girls’ and again, she refused. “Haba baby mii, you will like it na", he started playing with her shorts, impatiently, undoing the buttons, Funke slapped his hands off, “Chop ko” she hissed, “If you are hungry, go and get food from the kitchen”, she was serious, her nose in the air as she crossed her arms like a toddler. Yinka burst out laughing, “Don’t worry jare”, he was still laughing, “One day, I go chop that your pussy well, naughty girl”.
Jeeeezz!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Fashion › Re: What Stuff Are You Into At The Moment? by chamotex(m): 7:00pm On Nov 14, 2008
Milk
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help! A Friend Of Mine Had Just Terminated A Six Months Pregnancy. by chamotex(m): 6:42pm On Nov 14, 2008
wetin consign us for this matter cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need Female Medical Doctor 4 Serious Reltionship Dat Will Be Marriage Bound Call Or Text 080374743 by chamotex(m): 6:31pm On Nov 14, 2008
what about a female conductor! undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: How Women Change Men! by chamotex(m): 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2008
Are u all Maaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!!!!!! Nonsense angry angry angry angry angry

i dey vex gan oo
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by chamotex(m): 5:40pm On Nov 14, 2008
Criz is hot cake on the market o
Romance › Re: Can you marry a Girl Who Smokes? by chamotex(m): 2:53am On Nov 14, 2008
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=149996.msg3084997#msg3084997 date=1226626854]ha bros, ejo oooo, my plenty apologies, i no know say she bi urs ooooo, na ordinary day outing i bin wan do with am, nothing attached. i get person birthday to attend on sunday so before then, i wan see the town. if u no mind, make i get her for just this weekend, nothing go happen i swear  tongue[/quote]bros u don hear one story about a man that started doing somersaults for no reason. He was somersaulting like someone that was competing for an Olympic Gold Medal.

its for ur own good o. Plenty of fish in the sea. I sleep with one eye open o. God bless u
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by chamotex(m): 2:48am On Nov 14, 2008
embarassed

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Boys Wink Their Eyes At Girls? by chamotex(m): 2:42am On Nov 14, 2008
cool

Romance › Re: Can you marry a Girl Who Smokes? by chamotex(m): 2:32am On Nov 14, 2008
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=149996.msg3084966#msg3084966 date=1226626115]hey, where are u at in chicago, i will be in the city tomorrow through to Monday. if u don't mind, we can hand out and u show me around.[/quote]i'm watching you o. angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Make Una Help Me by chamotex(m): 2:27am On Nov 14, 2008
tiniyata:
the truth is that u are so scared of ladies that even the slightest contact with them do make u come. be strong, be bold, say to yourself, i can f@$k ten rounds, and believe me, when u are determined, u will do the shit
ROFLMAO!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Which kain boldness be that. Don't encourage him, make e go wound o

Even James Bond sef cant last 10 rounds. Na die?
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by chamotex(m): 2:22am On Nov 14, 2008
smurf:
@ Girls,

I'm not new here at all, so don't stress.
So ur just gona believe everything u hear

Tgirl4real:
Smurf, so u are d new catch

did u read his post well  wink
I thought u was on my side . . . . . sad sad sad sad embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed



all these haterz have started again i think I need to call Seun cheesy
Romance › Re: Make Una Help Me by chamotex(m): 2:17am On Nov 14, 2008
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=195453.msg3084800#msg3084800 date=1226622453]What for shocked If I may ask cheesy[/quote]good question . . . . . cheesy

"Hi, fellow naira landers. i no know wetin dey happen to me. if i see woman, my john tomos go just dey vex dey embarass me. but if i enter, i no dey fit do more than one round and to go another round na probs. sometimes i dey fear to touch woman because of embarassment. what could be the wahala. make una help me"

This dude is prolly suffering from PE! Dpctors would help
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 2:13am On Nov 14, 2008
Me too, I aint got no experience grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 2:09am On Nov 14, 2008
are u sure u ready for this? cheesy cheesy I'm very aggressive o wink wink
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 2:06am On Nov 14, 2008
8 children . . . . . . . 4 boys, 4 gurls cheesy grin wink
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by chamotex(m): 2:01am On Nov 14, 2008
whatever90:
chamo who be ya wife and who dash u moderator grin grin grin
Ma wifey is the beautiful sexy lady . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SMURF! she's thick, Fellas back off. Its for your own good o
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 2:00am On Nov 14, 2008
okay i've made it official, go check the interview page again. wink
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 1:56am On Nov 14, 2008
common, its just the jealous peepz, they've given me a bad rep of 'hitting on gurls'. shocked Me hitting on gurls. NAH!

Okay I'll make it go public then . . . . . . hope u can handle the attention. When u roll with me, VIP treatment baybee cheesy

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