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Okanran:
Vex na!


Missy, u know am all straightened out now. Hook me up wiff her na!

Well not with ma wife sha . . . . . . . . . u don catch magun before . . . . . . u go just dey do somersault like gymnast wey wan win Olympic Gold.

romade:
lawyer

who be lawyer?

abeg o im a solicitor

Where hav u been now? ehn!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148209.msg3082187#msg3082187 date=1226587142]Na wa. . .   Too many girls and chamo these days.
I need to spread the news with my gbeborun antenna.
Thank you guys for even letting me know.

I'm writing an epistle very soon about the Playas of NL . . . I need all the info I can get.[/quote]wetin be ur own mrs . . . . . . . . this ur antenna go blow one day o. Dont try it o! Its for our own good

@ Okanran

no make me vex o.

Okanran:
Missy sweets, who's that bluespice babe?

Which kain queshun be dis? So u go talk say u no know who i be. A whole Chamo!

Missy B:
Chamo's Ex _{Chamo go kill me} wife . . . . .  
Now don't tell me you wan her  

yeah u got that right.

Okanran if u like urself . . . . . . . . . . . back off now, its for ur own good.

ani wontomkpon

na everyday this people dey celebrate bai dae

Could you does any better?

bluespice:
n my husband?
well ur rite he never asked about me
I'm still waiting sha

So Missy, u saying I didn't ask about her right?

Okanran:
I too mush na!

me sef I plenty

Shey u be fine boi?

Shey sontin do u?

i likes your styles, you understood u shant spoke english, so u spake france

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=134641.msg3079869#msg3079869 date=1226545533]There's wuss, ode, maga and mugun.
I love muguns because they are just so naive and so innocent.

Which one is grimey? a combo of ode and maga?[/quote]Me too I love muguns, esp the female ones

Come inside ma room and I'll show u what grimey is

your blockoss must be scratched you

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=134641.msg3079858#msg3079858 date=1226545003]I'll find out about the animal behavior in a jiffy. . . If you're not bad and you're not nice what are you?
You guys have no idea what the nice guys are. It's one thing to be a pushover and it's another thing to be a nice guy. Nice guys get angry sometimes, they show emotions sometimes.
I think it's the rare glimpse of emotions that they see in you that makes you such a popular guy with the ladies.[/quote]wetin u chop for dinner 2nite . . . . . . . . . . u talk true.

There is Nice and there is Wuss, there is Ode and there is MAGA!!!

Chamo is just Grimey

Do me knows you?

Who is she? Pls mind our bizness and dont intrafare on other person palaba

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=134641.msg3079835#msg3079835 date=1226544145]You are humble ke? Bad guys are not usually humble now! That's what makes them 'seem' so attractive. You can't be bad and humble at the same time unless you're trying to put on an act.
What do you mean it's girl and not girls? You're the biggest player on all of NL. Your nice guy skills are getting you too much attention.
I don't know why you're saying nice guys are boring. You're one of the most interesting characters here and you appear to be nice to your girls.

Am I missing something? [/quote]I didn't tell u I was bad o.

Yes, you are missing the fact that Chamo behind closed doors is an animal. Which girl no like animal?

I'm very ferocious!  You can come and find out yourself o, u know the way to my room now

you peoples shall must ashamed of yourselfs. You can't spark Englosh on an thread. Seun must to ban a people. Nanscence

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=134641.msg3079828#msg3079828 date=1226543814]How won't you say that? Hisssssssssssssssssss . . . oniranu omo.
Yet you're nice to your girls o![/quote]Im not nice, im just humble


and plz its 'girl' not 'girl[b]s[/b]'

predator ko. aligator ni

one day one day, bushmeat go catch the hunter

Nice is just boring!

Morenike baybee, come inside ma crib now so that we can talk . . . . . . . . . . . i just wana show u some stuffs. You will like it

whatever90:
u still dey dream abi u better go wash ur eyes wt water

I know I said we should keep it on the low but I wana come out now. I cant take it anymore

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=187038.msg3079761#msg3079761 date=1226541897]I told ya, am ruby's sister.


@post
I miss MissyB   [/quote]Yeah right and am Missy's pastor

whatever90:
buahahahahahahhhahah

chamo who be ya baby e be like say u dey confuse me wt bluespice abi mbola

okay then, MADAM!


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193458.msg3079781#msg3079781 date=1226542331]And that was so beautiful, whatever90. I wish you both the best life has to offer.[/quote]Thanks. I wish u the same

OgidiBoy:
Is "shat" really a word? I've been hearing it too much from Nigerians lately.

A past tense and a past participle of shit.

2makeit:
You can achieve any of your health dreams, from flat tommy to good memory i can help you if you want to.

I am a nutrionist and i can provide you with anything you want and i can grantee you of anything. IF IT DOESN'T WORK I WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY.

LMAO!! see this ole! Fake A$$ nutritionist.

whatever90:
ok don't mind my gender ,I'm a female

don't know where to start from

is it d fact that he makes me feel like I'm in a dif world entirely

or d fact that we play like kids everyday,people find it out to blive we r a couple

hes so passionate and gawd help me romantic

i get all d attentions i crave for every minute,i can be so jealous when it comes to attention

infact i don't need to ask for anything before I'm given,smtimes i wonder if hes a spirit,because he smtimes knws wats going on in my mind

I'm his utmost priority

smtimes we gist like two teenagers,we talk and talk and talk

he loves taking me out,and u know kissing and stuffs like that in public is his hobby

the fact that he askes me for advise smtimes,infact if ive not spoken in a matter,he wont do anythin

we r still very young,well i am young,and blive me he gives me everything i would have craved for if i was still single

hes not the type that will want to make u look old because u r married,all in d name of being possessive

hes quite understanding

infact we r d envy of people

he spoils me silly

what i love most is his dedication in d things of God,infact hes more like a rugged born again Christian very rugged,not the missionary type of bornagains

he respects me alot,i mean alot

i married my better half,i married my bone and flesh,d rib I'm using now,was cut out of his,i love him wit my whole existence,my whole being,my life revolves round his

and i say once again"GOD YOU ARE THE BEST"

awww baybee!, u didn't have to do this. I loff u too.