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Kolade354:
Is it possible to have that?........ 'Temporary deafness'

Come so dat I go wire u slap and we go confirm your hearing mode

KillerBeauty:
Almost 2 years. Started during Nysc. Met in Abia state camp, platoon 6, batch A'13.

Funmilayo is dat u

Na me C.J

U asked the doctor of the wrong symptom....


Ask to be castrated.... I hear it helps yansh issues

I am confused.... Is it a wedding anniversary?

I will go with kalabari, rivers.

The gals r beautiful, have nice shaped backyard plus very sound headlights...

Wait sef....

Wat r we talking about....?

thexzy:
Could this be a time table for this Runz Gurl or what? If you know you have the spirit of interpretation of this pix, please, what'§ your view? What can you say about this picture?

I dunno of u but he has just displayed an un flawed managerial skill of scheduling, prioritization, and order....


He shd be commended but....

Dats levelz.

cyprianlah:
My room mates brother who came from the village to write jamb in one of the centers which happen to be my school has this weird way of sleeping, I wake up each night and find him sleeping this way , and also making some funny sounds, have told my roommate about it and he says he has not noticed it .

And my concern is that eventually if he is given admission, he's going to squart with us for a while before getting his room.

So should I be worried about his style of sleeping or its just a normal thing, cause I don't feel comfortable each time I find him sleeping like this and I won't be able to sleep again.

MyPeopleHelp

He is a hippie

Sickoooo

It pains me whenever I see young fine ladies in their 30s that are still un married.

I ask the question: what wia they doing during their 20s?

princesslucy83:
Can`t see your cat

It is in the sink

ultimatetboy:
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Just for the smart ones.

Which part of the body is this?

Left thumb with his baby girl holding it.

Op. dirty mind

slybe:
Family is important and sincerely speaking from my childhood i don't think we have ever stayed a year without a relation coming to live with us and during the time i was in university, i also visited family members. I feel chasing/banning her family members is too strict but he should kindly explain his stand if it is financial or he is not having time with her and they should work on it and come up with a compromise.

My guy says it isn't financial but he respects his space and would be obliged if they do. They have turned his house to an extension of their kitchen and play ground. His own family gives him optimum space and he expects his in laws to do same.

But no dice

delishpot:
so, na her nyansh she dey use do talent ba? She no get anything better to give the world than her nyansh ba?

Is that not padding

The in-laws of a bosom friend of mine are fond of coming unannounced to his house. The frequency of their visit is every 2weeks but my chap believes that a marriage should be devoid of in laws so frequently. Recently, his mother in law came and the visit was on a daily basis for 3 weeks. His wife is totally siding her family and wants none of that in laws-should be away crap.

My guy waited for her visit to elapse and leave before he placed a ban on his in laws. The wife went gaga, their marriage is on a deadly tension. I fear it might break. It has gone on a fritz.

I need advice for my guy. No insults and B/S pls. Straight to the point.

[quote author=drkay post=31207632][/quote]Congrats bro for that deep advice

Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.

Wetin carry the husband to d room?

dre11:
Things they happen for marriage oooooo
The guy wan use his drill bit destroy the oil rig that has produce 3 lovely children

New concept in oil exploration...... Shell should take a hint pls.

[quote author=edygistvilla post=31056294][/quote]X-MEN don start o!

Wia is Hollywood?

seseannie:
Tnx for your responses bt I was nt snopping on him. I came back n he complained of hunger I went inside the kitchen to cook n I saw the condoms. I knw some men cheat bt at least they respect their partners throwing away the condoms would have been a better idea

Let it slide. If u pursue it, u may not like wia it ends and in 2 years from then, u will ask ursef, why did I bother myself with dat?

babyosisi:
A real man should be willing to die for the woman he loves
Akeem is now a paraplegic,Taiwo will end up in prison and the girl in question will now go into the loving arms of Emeka

And Emeka won't know he is the custodian of a crash of 2 destinies...... C wet in Emeka go carry for I'm head.

Akeem would av had beta honor if he went to fight boko haram and get promoted plus pension.

It's all a sad story all around.

LESSON: no woman is worth the fight o!

nickxtra:
1. Further advise hin against it and advise the girl to stay away from him, but telling Mr. B can backfire and you may end up creating a crises within

2. Set a trap to give you plausible deniability

3. Get a pastor ( matured) one to talk to both of them

4. Find some where else --- God is not deaf!

Fun

harrysterol:
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Happy pple prefer to have deeper conversations

Being racist can b detrimental to your health

Masturbation helps relieve menstrual cramps

Being a "bad boy" is no longer perceived as "cool"

U can write "property" using the top row of keyboard

Most smart students don't help the struggling ones

Phasmophobia, the fear of ghosts

Qn:
What fragrant cosmetic is named for a city in Germany?

Cologne

harrysterol:
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Writing in ancient Greece hadnospacebetweenthewords


Women who use their appearance as a basis for
self-worth tend to post more photos of themselves online

The more stressed you are, the slower your wounds & illnesses heal

There is a Greek god named Priapus
..He has an enormous permanent boner

Qn:
Find the values for the Circle, Triangle & Square

2,3,8

Enjoy

He didn't say the thread is over. It is over for 2014. 2015 kicks in.

Harrysterol ride on.....

Purple. B'se it is Educative

9ce thread. Keep it up

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