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Webmasters / Re: How Made $1000 In Writing Article Online by chandli: 4:25am On Nov 23, 2015
Articlewritter:
For ebooks of the websites that paid writers and how to do it
paid the prize of #800 into my account
Diamond bank
acct name:-chikputanwa ebuka lawrence
acct no:- 0063881779
After paying send me the details into my email at
chikputanwa@naij.com
This man sef
First of all, you claim to be a female

Second, you can't even make an error free sentence. When I first saw the topic, I thought it was a typo not knowing it was a normal thing for you. I wonder how your so-called clients will feel when you write like this for them

Third, if you have made $1000 why do you need N800 again for something that is free of charge.

Also, upon the $1000 that you've made, why can't you just set aside at most $10 and buy a domain name for yourself. Look at your blogs abeg chikputanwa.blog.com, chikputanwa.

Meanwhile for those who need the list of sites that you can write and get paid for it, Here is a list with the amount of money you'll get and the niche
www.writersincharge.com/sites-that-pay-writers-50-per-article/
Romance / Re: Guys Which Nairaland Babe Do U Admire Most Nd Wanting 2 Meet by chandli: 1:22pm On Nov 21, 2015
drnairalov:
willow smith, Dj Cuppy, Yetunde afolabi, akpororo wife, i ve been crushing on her. North West also, timi dakolo's wife,

ok howmany remember that girl called ogugua..she also
This your list is not complete oo...what of Omotola's daughter
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle In Trouble For Saying Omawunmi's Hello Better Than Adele's by chandli: 2:46pm On Nov 13, 2015
Lol...But you Nigerians take things too serious. Someone can't just smoke weed in peace and tweet. Sean Tizzle was just high on Ibadan weed abi Osogbo weed (I dunno which one is stronger sha)

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Nairaland / General / Re: Top Five Most Used Catchphrases/words On Nairaland 2015 by chandli: 7:29pm On Nov 11, 2015
"I finally made FTC"
"Click fire"
"Quote me and die"
Romance / Re: Hey Buddies... Come In And Make A Wish!!! (Pics) by chandli: 7:41am On Nov 10, 2015
Monalisa185:

lol,seems you are familiar wiv the name alweady?
I guessed that is what you were implying...It rhymes with liar
Romance / Re: Hey Buddies... Come In And Make A Wish!!! (Pics) by chandli: 4:18pm On Nov 09, 2015
Monalisa185:
linus
Lwkmd...How can I be lying abeg.
See the yeye new name that you even gave me sef
Romance / Re: Strange But Funny, My Gf Broke Up With Me Because She Saw Me Watching Cartoon by chandli: 5:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
vani86:


pls anime and cartoons are the same thing, the difference is that ANIME is the preffered name for toons in japan.

adventures of tin tin was never categorised as an anime, but a cartoon. as for the language i actually prefer animes in japanese with english subtitles to english dubbed animes.

point is do not ridicule what another person enjoys watching, everyone is different and have different tastes. i hate telemundo, my gf loves it, i do not ridicule it instead i watch some with her. can you believe my dad a well travelled surgeon with his own hospital enjoys telemundo and nigerian movies.
Lol...carry your dad for deliverance oo (na Joke oo).

I know they're the same but that's the name I just use to separate 'high class' cartoons from 'low class' cartoons. Even though TinTin was regarded as a cartoon there is no way you can compare the graphics to that of those other cartoons like Naruto. It's like comparing FIFA gameplay to Winning Eleven or PES

I so hate Telemundo mehn
Romance / Re: Strange But Funny, My Gf Broke Up With Me Because She Saw Me Watching Cartoon by chandli: 5:01pm On Nov 03, 2015
vani86:


Frozen and tangled are the matured cartoons but Naruto is a kiddies one, hahahahaahhaahhahaha. your gf deserve to dump your ass if thats your thinking.
Lol...but seriously na how will I be watching Japanese Naruto where I'll be hearing those yeye cartoons shouting RATZINGER!!!
The thing no do oo...at all
And also remember animation is different from cartoon. Have you watched Adventures of TinTin? If you watch that anime, you'll have to think twice before you know that it's not human beings that are acting.
Romance / Re: Strange But Funny, My Gf Broke Up With Me Because She Saw Me Watching Cartoon by chandli: 4:05pm On Nov 03, 2015
tuzle:
mid twenty but dat doesnt really matter because there are some cartoons i cant stop watching
Mehn...there are two things involved in this case.
1) If the rate of the watching of the cartoon is high, maybe like everyday, then you really need deliverance.

2) It depends on the cartoon that you're watching. Remember there's a difference between cartoon and animation. I can't expect to see someone of your age watching some cartoons. I also watch all those animations but there are some that I can't just sit down to watch.

If you're watching
Naruto=God Forbid
Madagascar=Another God Forbid
Avatar=Chai...God forbid again
Dino Squad=Deliverance mehn... Just go to T.B. Joshua sharply

But if you watch those animated movies like Frozen, Tangled...(you can continue listing them for me).
Then you don't have any problem.


But sha the babe gave you real smackdown oo...See yab abeg.
Just give me her number let me yab her back for you
Romance / Re: Hey Buddies... Come In And Make A Wish!!! (Pics) by chandli: 2:32pm On Nov 03, 2015
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, it's morning alweady, so do the needful!!!
Lol can't post it here nah...Some people's eyes will be green with envy
Romance / Re: Strange But Funny, My Gf Broke Up With Me Because She Saw Me Watching Cartoon by chandli: 1:41pm On Nov 03, 2015
@Op...How old are you?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Checkout The Most Hilarious Adverts Ever Put Out....lol! by chandli: 11:01pm On Nov 02, 2015
ClassCaptain:



as u Steal my story...Godwin. Well done ooo
Lwkm...This guy steal your story come gather likes pass you sef

Na God go judge sha
Romance / Re: Hey Buddies... Come In And Make A Wish!!! (Pics) by chandli: 7:49pm On Nov 02, 2015
Monalisa185:

awwww, dahz so cute... and I wish I could see em ry away...
It's dark atm so I can't snap it
Romance / Re: Hey Buddies... Come In And Make A Wish!!! (Pics) by chandli: 7:37pm On Nov 02, 2015
Monalisa185:
I felt this might be a Lil fun
com'on, ease dah boredom.... go on and complete the sentence
P/S: be careful of wah you wish for..*winks*
I wish I could give you the new boots I bought for you
Romance / Re: 5 Awesome Things You Should Know About Lastborns by chandli: 6:54pm On Oct 31, 2015
Durentt:
then go to hell, who even gives a damn about u
Silence is the best answer sha for foools

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Romance / Re: 5 Awesome Things You Should Know About Lastborns by chandli: 6:41pm On Oct 31, 2015
Durentt:
pained lastborn, pls dont blame me, i didnt born u, u hear?
I wish I was the last born but sorry I'm not
Romance / Re: 5 Awesome Things You Should Know About Lastborns by chandli: 5:02pm On Oct 31, 2015
Durentt:
I learnt lastborns are always at the recieving end, every evil dumped from the parents to the first child to second and so on always land on the last borns. And scientifically proven, lastborns are mostly d ugliest in the family
The witches from your village dumped every evil on you that's why you come out hear and spill trash from your empty head.

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Politics / Re: Ige Street At Iyana Ipaja Flooded After Rains by chandli: 3:21pm On Oct 31, 2015
Mehn...swimming pools things oo
Lagosians should start learning how to walk on water like Peter in the Bible.
Ambode we are still waiting for the helicopters

#AmbodeOut
#AgbajeIn

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Celebrities / Re: 5 Female Artistes That Slept While Tiwa Savage Was On Maternity Leave by chandli: 1:05pm On Oct 31, 2015
Vic O took her place

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Events / Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by chandli: 9:01pm On Oct 30, 2015
sotall:
The man looks like GEJ while the woman be like PEJ
Where is your sense?
Romance / Re: When You Finally See The Soldier-husband Of Your Ex PIC by chandli: 6:03pm On Oct 30, 2015
obontami:
[size=20pt]this man must be a igbo man [/size]
Go back to school biko *AN not A
Romance / Re: I Am New Here by chandli: 4:15pm On Oct 30, 2015
osedvgirl:
waooo, you got it grin grin grin grin
Upload a dp so we'll see how much a village girl you are
Romance / Re: I Am New Here by chandli: 2:36pm On Oct 30, 2015
osedvgirl:
I am new here, am i welcomed, they said there is alot of bashing here, i hope i can cope, anyways, i love you all
First if all, this your moniker, osedvgirl does it stand for Ose D Village Girl. undecided

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Events / Ali Baba January 1st Concert: Audience Will Choose The Topics by chandli: 8:38am On Oct 30, 2015
The GCFR, Ali Baba disclosed that the January 1st Concert, 2016 will happen in another dimension. This time around, instead of the comedians just coming to stage to crack their jokes as usual, the audience will make a list of the topics from which the comedians will have to choose from and joke about. He made this known on his Twitter Page

But this his typo sef...Chai the thing no do oo.

I think this will separate the men from the boys. So if you normally cram your jokes before coming to stage, biko go and start learning oo.

Nairaland / General / Re: Cattle Rearers On Major Road In Abuja (Photo) by chandli: 8:12pm On Oct 29, 2015
Like say they suppose construct special road for these Fulani people, they'll just be bringing their cows to be disturbing our roads.

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Stuns In Denim Outfit (Photos) by chandli: 8:07pm On Oct 29, 2015
Hmm...but this her leg sef nawa oo...like say she don trek tire, the leg colour no wan match with the upper colour again

Abi na the camera cause am?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage & Korede Bello Share New Lovely Selfie! by chandli: 8:03pm On Oct 29, 2015
Hmm...Teeblizz are you seeing what I'm seeing? Na for inside bedroom this people take picture oo. Na why Iyanya sing that song "from the bed to the bedroom"
Politics / Re: Is IKE EKWUEREMADU Not A Member Of PDP Again by chandli: 4:52pm On Oct 29, 2015
Man suppose save his job first before any other thing oo. If those APC guys vex and chase him away as Deputy Senate President, what will he do about it?

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Politics / Re: PDP Senators Walk Out As Senate Confirms Amaechi As Minister (Photos) by chandli: 4:38pm On Oct 29, 2015
Abeg who is also hearing that Nollywood "ghen ghen" sound. This is just Part 1 of a very long movie we are going to watch

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace: Capital One Cup (5 - 1) On 28th October 2015 by chandli: 1:03pm On Oct 29, 2015
TheGoodJoe:



Not Netherland player as in a player from Netherland but a player playing in Netherland. Swansea bought Bony from Vitese, A Netherland Club and Bony was the player playing in Netherland.

Just as De Bruyne is not German but he was the best player in Germany last season.

You must not be English to win the English PFA player of the year or must you be European to win the European player of the year.
Abeg sorry oo...I been no grab wetin you talk abeg...biko no vex oo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace: Capital One Cup (5 - 1) On 28th October 2015 by chandli: 7:37am On Oct 29, 2015
TheGoodJoe:


Amazing especially when you had a legend like Yaya, the current African Footballer of the year on the pitch, former Netherland Player of the year Bony, Current German Player of the year De Bruyne.

Impressive.
Some people wey no know football come dey yarn rubbissh. How will you say that Bony that is from Ivory Coast is a former Netherlands player of the year.

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