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Politics / Re: Top 5 Most Confusing Buhari Statements: Warning You Might Get Confused by chandli: 4:47pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
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Politics / Top 5 Most Confusing Buhari Statements: Warning You Might Get Confused by chandli: 12:41pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
When we heard the words “I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody” Nigerians were excited. For the first time in our history we had found an intellectual President. One that could wax lyrical wisdom off his lips seamlessly. But that seemed like ages ago because its been one confusing quote after the other … from the “West Germany” debacle to “Nigerians are criminals” fiasco that almost shutdown twitter. So out of joblessness the staff at ofilispeaks.com decided to compile the list of their “5 Most confusing Buhari Statements” WARNING: You might feel confused after read this! #1 The Noise Makers “The ministers are there, I think, to make a lot of noise; for the politicians to make a lot of noise. But the work is being done by the technocrats.” – France (September 16, 2015: Interview with France 24 tv) After waiting eagerly for over 5 months for a list of Ministers that would change Nigeria … Nigerians were hit by a bombshell all the way from France when Buhari stated that Minister’s were just a bunch of Noisemakers leaving Nigerians like … #2 I Think This Is Really Fair “(Going by election results), constituencies that gave me 97% cannot in all honesty be treated, on some issues, with constituencies that gave me 5%. I think these are political realities … I think this is really fair.” – USA (July 22nd: United Stated institute of Peace) Just a few months after winning what would go down as the Freest and Fairest election to date, Buhari dropped a confusing collage of answers above that had interviewer Dr.Baker looking like … #3 Did He Say French Fries? “I need to be convinced. If you devalue the naira, against what – dollar, sterling, yen, French Franc?” – Nigeria (December 30, 2015: Presidential Media Chat) Forget the fact that Buhari still needs to be convinced about Naira devaluation in 2016 (breaking news Naira is trading N400 to $1). Most Nigerians were left looking at their watches/clocks checking the date when Buhari hit us with “French Francs” in the cold winter harmattan of 2015! #4 President Michelle Obama Of Germany “… from President Obama to the Chairman of G7 President Michelle of West Germany and french President. They are all willing to help us.” – June 12 2015 (Germany G7 summit) President Michelle? West Germany? This quote had Nigerians rubbing their head and Michella Obama checking her swag … #5 Nigerians are Criminals “Some Nigerians claim is that life is too difficult back home, but then again some Nigerians have also made it difficult for Europeans and Americans to accept them because of the number of Nigerians in different prisons all over the world accused of drug trafficking or human trafficking. I don’t think Nigerians have anybody to blame.” – UK Telegraph Interview (February 8th 2016) After our President uttered that statement, Nigerians in the diaspora and those hoping to make it to the diaspora could not look any foreigner in the eye. #6 BONUS: Technically We Have Won “So I think technically we have won the war because people are going back into their neighborhoods. Boko Haram as an organised fighting force, I assure you, that we have dealt with them.” BBC (December 24th) Technically Christmas came early for Nigerians when we found out that Boko Haram had been defeated … well “technically.” After making an ill-advised promise to eradicate Boko Haram by December, and Boko Haram still dropping bombs in December. Buhari decided to drop his own bomb when he said Boko Haram had been defeated. Well technically … # Conclusion Jokes aside … the fact is this. Buhari during elections is different from Buhari after elections. It is clear that there is a different media team managing him now and it appears they are doing a very bad job as most of his comments/statements are leaving Nigerians totally confused. The administration needs to find a way to get their messaging back on track. It won’t be easy, but it is very doable. SOURCE: www.ofilispeaks.com 3 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: What Caffeine Does To Our Systems by chandli: 4:54pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
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Sports / Re: Manchester United 3 Vs 0 Stoke City by chandli: 9:35am On Feb 03, 2016 |
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Sports / Re: Manchester United 3 Vs 0 Stoke City by chandli: 10:32pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Gerrarahere mehn |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 1:21pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Lol...tell any guy that is disturbing you to stay clear You're ENGAGED...maybe I should give you an e-engagement ring(since everything is now electronic) How do we take our pre wedding photos abi you don't want us to be on bella naija weddings or get on the front page of NL Then we'll call Lala and OgaSeun to see pre wedding photos of Nairalanders who got engaged on NL |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 4:53pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Monalisa185:You know you won't read..you're lazy..lemme just tell you why I said you should read it It was about helping others and Jesus (your future husband ) said, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Meaning if you help people around you, you've helped Jesus which also means if you marry a fellow follower of Christ (like me) you've married Jesus So no need for me to change my name to Jesus |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 11:46pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Go and open your Bible joor Lol...fake Jesus..that guy is anti christ |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 7:13pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Lol... Oya now..get married to the real Jesus...abi was there fake Jesus before But before you get married to Jesus, read Matthew 25:40 and tell me what you see there I'll be waiting |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 10:44pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Lol...unholy spirit..it was not even spirit that inspired you, it just came from your mouth...just like that. And I'm Nigerian not Spanish...Im not like Jesus Navas that'll will be answering the name and smiling And what do you think people will say when they hear I've changed my name to Jesus...theyll kill me...They'll call me antichrist. They'll even carry me to Mountain of Fire for Delieverance |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 10:22pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Remix is fake. The person that sang the song was inspired by the Holy Spirit And I told you to insert my name...My name is not Jesus now |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 10:47pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Lol...so you're just following Jesus...there's no problem since you're not married to Jesus. Me too I have decided to follow Jesus so we can meet on the way Then you can sing I've decided to follow Jesus and marry ....... Insert my name in that space |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 3:11pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Monalisa185:I'm cancelling Man U from my prayer list and I'm adding your name immediately...Every potentiality must fade away in Jesus name Say Amen |
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by chandli: 10:28am On Jan 15, 2016 |
Monalisa185: OURS loading |
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by chandli: 1:10am On Jan 14, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Check well...you did not cancel beautiful face Thank God you're beginning to accept it |
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by chandli: 11:09pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Huny biko I beg of you..which language do you want me to use and beg so that beautiful face of yours will try to see your thumb when it's about to slip and stop it from slipping again |
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by chandli: 7:59am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Monalisa185:And the thumb is still slipping Biko tell that thumb to stop slipping oo Lemme write Most beautiful Monalisa again and see if the thumb will slip again |
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by chandli: 1:10pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Monalisa185:You'll soon start to see the manifestation of my prayer Why did you cancel Most beautiful Monalisa |
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by chandli: 11:29pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Wow I just saw this I just started doing prayer/fasting for Man Utd...to start losing again HNY to the Most beautiful Monalisa |
Romance / Re: 10 Pains Of Being A Bachelor In Nigeria by chandli: 10:25pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Always shining your teeth |
Webmasters / Re: Help, People Can't Post Comments On My Blog by chandli: 3:21pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Nicolars:Yeah...that is the bad thing about it. That is why I suggested switching over to wordpress |
Webmasters / Re: Help, People Can't Post Comments On My Blog by chandli: 10:16pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Nicolars:Just fashi that blogger sef...Enter wordpress, it's better |
Webmasters / Re: Help, People Can't Post Comments On My Blog by chandli: 8:59pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Nicolars:I'm using Opera also. Look at "Post a Comment" beside the stuff that you typed there
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Webmasters / Re: Help, People Can't Post Comments On My Blog by chandli: 10:25am On Nov 28, 2015 |
Nicolars:I've just checked your blog. The comment stuff is working now. Check for add comment at the bottom of the page if you want to comment |
Webmasters / Re: Help, People Can't Post Comments On My Blog by chandli: 4:35pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Nicolars:Go to settings, then check for comment. Change it from Embedded to Full Page |
Education / Re: Samuel Nder Is WAEC Best Candidate With 9 Distinctions by chandli: 10:09pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Hmmm...The topic of this post is misleading. Its supposed to be "Best WAEC Candidate in Nigeria" not "Best WAEC Candidate" The best 3 WAEC candidates of 2014 were from Ghana www.sunnewsonline.com/new/3-ghanaian-students-sweep-waec-international-excellence-awards/ 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs PSV Eindhoven: UCL (0 - 0) On 25th November 2015 by chandli: 9:59pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Monalisa185:And pls don't run after 90mins...I'll be expecting your feedback |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs PSV Eindhoven: UCL (0 - 0) On 25th November 2015 by chandli: 8:34pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Monalisa185:Make me proud PSV!!! trash 'em and don't make her proud 1 Like |
Phones / Re: A Letter To Airtel (must Read) by chandli: 11:38am On Nov 25, 2015 |
Lwkmd...lalasticlala come and read oo |
Webmasters / Re: 7 Most Influential Tech Blogs According To Nigerian Bulletin by chandli: 6:32pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
adeolazzy:And this viviangist.com that has been disturbing us with her links has not yet been banned....Nawa oo 2 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: 7 Most Influential Tech Blogs According To Nigerian Bulletin by chandli: 8:54am On Nov 23, 2015 |
MissTechy:Misstechy, biko why are you always leaving spaces in your links? I have to close the gaps before I can copy and paste...The stuff is really annoying and tiring, you're making copy and paste work to be more work |
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