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When we heard the words “I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody” Nigerians were excited. For the first time in our history we had found an intellectual President. One that could wax lyrical wisdom off his lips seamlessly.

But that seemed like ages ago because its been one confusing quote after the other … from the “West Germany” debacle to “Nigerians are criminals” fiasco that almost shutdown twitter.

So out of joblessness the staff at ofilispeaks.com decided to compile the list of their “5 Most confusing Buhari Statements”

WARNING: You might feel confused after read this!

#1 The Noise Makers
“The ministers are there, I think, to make a lot of noise; for the politicians to make a lot of noise. But the work is being done by the technocrats.” – France (September 16, 2015: Interview with France 24 tv)

After waiting eagerly for over 5 months for a list of Ministers that would change Nigeria … Nigerians were hit by a bombshell all the way from France when Buhari stated that Minister’s were just a bunch of Noisemakers leaving Nigerians like …

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#2 I Think This Is Really Fair
“(Going by election results), constituencies that gave me 97% cannot in all honesty be treated, on some issues, with constituencies that gave me 5%. I think these are political realities … I think this is really fair.” – USA (July 22nd: United Stated institute of Peace)

Just a few months after winning what would go down as the Freest and Fairest election to date, Buhari dropped a confusing collage of answers above that had interviewer Dr.Baker looking like …

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#3 Did He Say French Fries?
“I need to be convinced. If you devalue the naira, against what – dollar, sterling, yen, French Franc?” – Nigeria (December 30, 2015: Presidential Media Chat)

Forget the fact that Buhari still needs to be convinced about Naira devaluation in 2016 (breaking news Naira is trading N400 to $1). Most Nigerians were left looking at their watches/clocks checking the date when Buhari hit us with “French Francs” in the cold winter harmattan of 2015!

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#4 President Michelle Obama Of Germany
“… from President Obama to the Chairman of G7 President Michelle of West Germany and french President. They are all willing to help us.” – June 12 2015 (Germany G7 summit)

President Michelle? West Germany? This quote had Nigerians rubbing their head and Michella Obama checking her swag …

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#5 Nigerians are Criminals
“Some Nigerians claim is that life is too difficult back home, but then again some Nigerians have also made it difficult for Europeans and Americans to accept them because of the number of Nigerians in different prisons all over the world accused of drug trafficking or human trafficking. I don’t think Nigerians have anybody to blame.” – UK Telegraph Interview (February 8th 2016)

After our President uttered that statement, Nigerians in the diaspora and those hoping to make it to the diaspora could not look any foreigner in the eye.

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#6 BONUS: Technically We Have Won
“So I think technically we have won the war because people are going back into their neighborhoods. Boko Haram as an organised fighting force, I assure you, that we have dealt with them.” BBC (December 24th)

Technically Christmas came early for Nigerians when we found out that Boko Haram had been defeated … well “technically.” After making an ill-advised promise to eradicate Boko Haram by December, and Boko Haram still dropping bombs in December. Buhari decided to drop his own bomb when he said Boko Haram had been defeated. Well technically …

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# Conclusion
Jokes aside … the fact is this.

Buhari during elections is different from Buhari after elections. It is clear that there is a different media team managing him now and it appears they are doing a very bad job as most of his comments/statements are leaving Nigerians totally confused. The administration needs to find a way to get their messaging back on track.

It won’t be easy, but it is very doable.

SOURCE: www.ofilispeaks.com

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Monalisa185:
Lol...bad belle...enter YABALEFT go cool off na

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, present!!!!! watching it live!!! no dulling moment for the REDS this time

Gerrarahere mehn

Monalisa185:
hehehehe....foxship...fix the date already: P

Lol...tell any guy that is disturbing you to stay clear
You're ENGAGED...maybe I should give you an e-engagement ring(since everything is now electronic)

How do we take our pre wedding photos abi you don't want us to be on bella naija weddings or get on the front page of NL
Then we'll call Lala and OgaSeun to see pre wedding photos of Nairalanders who got engaged on NL

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, I go read am, you hear?

You know you won't read..you're lazy..lemme just tell you why I said you should read it

It was about helping others and Jesus (your future husband ) said, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Meaning if you help people around you, you've helped Jesus which also means if you marry a fellow follower of Christ (like me) you've married Jesus
So no need for me to change my name to Jesus

Monalisa185:
Lol...tell me what's written there na

but of course, there's a fake jesus....jesus navas

Go and open your Bible joor

Lol...fake Jesus..that guy is anti christ

Monalisa185:
hehehehe.. from my mouth? Lol.. Mtcheeeewwww...

if you ain't changing your name, then I'm getting married to the real Jesus na

Lol... Oya now..get married to the real Jesus...abi was there fake Jesus before

But before you get married to Jesus, read Matthew 25:40 and tell me what you see there
I'll be waiting

Monalisa185:
Lol, so I was inspired by unholy spirit abi?

ehhhh, change your name na

Lol...unholy spirit..it was not even spirit that inspired you, it just came from your mouth...just like that.

And I'm Nigerian not Spanish...Im not like Jesus Navas that'll will be answering the name and smiling
And what do you think people will say when they hear I've changed my name to Jesus...theyll kill me...They'll call me antichrist. They'll even carry me to Mountain of Fire for Delieverance

Monalisa185:
Lol...story story!!! seems the person that sang that song made a mistake...lemme remix it

I've decided to marry Jesus

Lol

Remix is fake. The person that sang the song was inspired by the Holy Spirit
And I told you to insert my name...My name is not Jesus now

Monalisa185:
haha, the devil is a liar ooo... abeg commot my name from your prayers oo...leave Man Utd own sf

#singing...I've decided to follow Jesus!!!

Lol...so you're just following Jesus...there's no problem since you're not married to Jesus. Me too I have decided to follow Jesus so we can meet on the way
Then you can sing I've decided to follow Jesus and marry .......
Insert my name in that space

Monalisa185:
lol...I'm a potential Reverend Sister ooo

I'm cancelling Man U from my prayer list and I'm adding your name immediately...Every potentiality must fade away in Jesus name

Say Amen

Monalisa185:
[b]woooow!!! I love this already...lovely...congratulations honey...God bless your home...

mine loading



no one should quote me oo ,

OURS loading

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, since there's nothing to cancel, I think the thumb decided to give it a rest...not slipping until further notice..

Check well...you did not cancel beautiful face
Thank God you're beginning to accept it

Monalisa185:
Lol, I'm not sure the thumb is ever gonn' stop slipping ooo

Huny biko I beg of you..which language do you want me to use and beg so that beautiful face of yours will try to see your thumb when it's about to slip and stop it from slipping again

Monalisa185:
the prayer go backfire

ehhhh..twas a slip of the thumb

And the thumb is still slipping
Biko tell that thumb to stop slipping oo
Lemme write Most beautiful Monalisa again and see if the thumb will slip again

Monalisa185:
Lol..you go pray/fast tire

thanks huny

You'll soon start to see the manifestation of my prayer

Why did you cancel Most beautiful Monalisa

Monalisa185:

chandli :man utd hater..hope you enjoying yourself now that we've lost a couple of times? #HNY

Wow I just saw this
I just started doing prayer/fasting for Man Utd...to start losing again
HNY to the Most beautiful Monalisa

Monalisa185:

Always shining your teeth

Nicolars:
Av solved d problem ooooo...
But anoda 1 arose

I can't reply comments again... Is diz d side effect

Yeah...that is the bad thing about it. That is why I suggested switching over to wordpress

Nicolars:
Lol oga ooo..... Its not still showing here...
I dnt knw y

Ok used my laptop nw... Culd 5nd it dere but I can't reply pplz comments

And its bot showing tru operamini

Just fashi that blogger sef...Enter wordpress, it's better

Nicolars:
Wat fone ar u using 2 check it ... Am using operamini nw, am not seeing anytn

I'm using Opera also. Look at "Post a Comment" beside the stuff that you typed there

Nicolars:
boss seriously i no still c am o...... i don change am tofull page still avnt seen it

I've just checked your blog. The comment stuff is working now. Check for add comment at the bottom of the page if you want to comment

Nicolars:
I checkd d url. But culdnt 5n any number close to it

Go to settings, then check for comment. Change it from Embedded to Full Page

Hmmm...The topic of this post is misleading. Its supposed to be "Best WAEC Candidate in Nigeria" not "Best WAEC Candidate"
The best 3 WAEC candidates of 2014 were from Ghana www.sunnewsonline.com/new/3-ghanaian-students-sweep-waec-international-excellence-awards/

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, #badbelle, imma give you a feedbaq after 90mins...buh ry now? I'm so engrossed... stay put....

And pls don't run after 90mins...I'll be expecting your feedback

Monalisa185:
make me proud,boys!!! trash 'em

Make me proud PSV!!! trash 'em and don't make her proud

Lwkmd...lalasticlala come and read oo

adeolazzy:
nairaland banned her linnk so she had to use this method

And this viviangist.com that has been disturbing us with her links has not yet been banned....Nawa oo

MissTechy:
that is why you should always read from the source: http://misstechy. com/african-media-works-acquires-stake-in-misstechy/

Misstechy, biko why are you always leaving spaces in your links? I have to close the gaps before I can copy and paste...The stuff is really annoying and tiring, you're making copy and paste work to be more work