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Education / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Pledges N1billion To Benson Idahosa University by chandli: 3:31pm On Oct 23, 2015
cc lalasticlala
Education / Chris Oyakhilome Pledges N1billion To Benson Idahosa University by chandli: 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2015
According to Laurie Idahosa, the daughter inlaw of late Benson Idahosa, Senior Pastor of Christ Embassy, Chris Oyakhilome pledged to give N1billion towards the building of the Faculty of Engineering at the Benson Idahosa University. He made the pledge today after he was conferred with a honorary doctorate degree in Divinity by the school.

www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/wait-what-chris-oyakhilome-pledged.html

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Events / Re: Ajebo Unleashed 2.0 Super Hero Edition Set To Be Unveiled by chandli: 12:17pm On Oct 22, 2015
More pics on the way

lalasticlala
Events / Ajebo Unleashed 2.0 Super Hero Edition Set To Be Unveiled by chandli: 12:14pm On Oct 22, 2015
The entertainment and comedy industry is set to witness another first as ace Nigerian comedian AJEBO is set to unveil the second edition of his animated comedy show which is an offshoot of his famous ‘House of Ajebo’.

Arguably the most anticipated comedy show in recent times, Ajebo unleashed 2.0 Super Hero Edition as it is called will feature Ajebo and his 2016 animated skits series live on stage alongside comedy performances by comedy and music superheroes- Gandoki, Gordons, Helen Paul, Seyilaw, Klint d drunk, Chigul, Okey Bakassi, Funny Bone, Ushbebe, Omobaba, Bash, Francis Odega, Odogwu and many other comedy prodigies.

The AJEBO UNLEASHED 2.0 SUPER HERO EDITION will also feature music by Tekno, Yemi Alade, Reekado Banks, Falz, Skuki, Harrysong, Iyanya, Ashley Stephanie from Cameroon, and the Veentage band while famous female Deejay, DJ Nana will be on the wheels of steel.

The show will hold at Landmark Event Centre, Oniru, Victoria Island on Sunday, 25th October 2015. Red carpet starts at 4pm while the main event kicks off at 5pm.

http://wordcrib..com/2015/10/ajebo-unleashed-20-super-hero-edition.html

Politics / Re: "Mr Nominee" Trends on Twitter...See What Nigerians Are Saying (Funny Tweets) by chandli: 7:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
olatunji21:
I strangely find d word "Mr Nominee" as derogatory...
True talk shaa

Abeg where is lalasticlala..come and move this topic abeg
Politics / Re: "Mr Nominee" Trends on Twitter...See What Nigerians Are Saying (Funny Tweets) by chandli: 5:58pm On Oct 14, 2015
alexov:
Mr. OP
Yes boss
Politics / Re: "Mr Nominee" Trends on Twitter...See What Nigerians Are Saying (Funny Tweets) by chandli: 5:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
Seun, lalasticlala, ishilove...Please move it to the correct page...Front Page
Politics / "Mr Nominee" Trends on Twitter...See What Nigerians Are Saying (Funny Tweets) by chandli: 5:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
Mr Nominee - The term used to describe all the Ministerial Nominees (INCLUDING WOMEN). Wamakko even called Kemi Adeosun "Mr Nominee." I don't know when she turned into a MR. Lol...It's now trending on Twitter

See what Nigerians on Twitter are saying


What do you have to say about it?
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Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 2:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
Dymondgurl:
lolz, I did my nobraday......in the comfort of my house. Doesn't it count?
It doesn't count at all...See Rihanna, everyday is her #NoBraDay

Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 7:08am On Oct 14, 2015
shogosco:
No wonder Jesus wept!

ollah1:
Jesus didn't weep when it was no bra day right?
Lol...ollah1 you get sense
Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 1:38am On Oct 14, 2015
Dymondgurl:
Hehehehehee....patiently waiting for #Noboxersday. *rubbng palms in anticipation*
Lol...I waited patiently for #NoBraDay and see what I got
Naija girls you people are not fair at all sad
Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 12:39am On Oct 14, 2015
onosprince:
Click fire.... OP post the comment here
Abeg no vex...I know say data na serious problem

Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 12:09am On Oct 14, 2015
Flashh:

Is it a must for we to click links?

Post every damn thing or gerrara here mehn! undecided
I hear you sir...Abeg no vex...I've modified it

More tweets

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Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 9:43pm On Oct 13, 2015
Acidosis:
#No bra day. Another satanic trend released by the Devil to corrupt the mindset and reasoning of fickle minded perverts
Osheyy...I dey hail oo..This your grammar sef. Like say you finish for Cambridge University

"Fickle minded perverts"

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Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 9:19pm On Oct 13, 2015
Read the funny tweets [url=https://mobile.twitter.com/search??s=tren&p=c&q=%23NoBoxersDay] here[/url]

*Modified
I had to drop the tweets here before my guy down there will vex

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Jokes Etc / Re: #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 9:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
lalasticlala, ishilove, Seun Oya do justice...Front page please
Jokes Etc / #NoBoxersDay - Nigerians React To #NoBraDay by chandli: 9:16pm On Oct 13, 2015
Nigerians sef are a very funny set of people. Because of #NoBraDay, they had to bring up #NoBoxersDay

It's now trending on Twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/search??s=tren&p=c&q=%23NoBoxersDay
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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Finally Catch The MTN Staff Sending You Bulk Messages (photos) by chandli: 3:33pm On Oct 12, 2015
This punishment for better sef. [url=wordcrib..com]Word Crib[/url]

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Webmasters / Re: How Can I Improve My Writting Skills As A Blogger by chandli: 1:05pm On Oct 12, 2015
Vicotex:
thats. I'll send an inbox tomorrow
When you send it just hala me here...I don't check my inbox often
Religion / Re: My Church Is Aware I’m Member Of Ogboni Confraternity —ogunfuwa, Remo Chief. by chandli: 12:15am On Oct 12, 2015
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong account number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this…

He sent a message to the person’s phone saying:

“Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are ok. I believe you have received the money I sent to you?
It’s for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place midnight tomorrow. That money is only midnight transport. I’ll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom.

Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks after, the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes.

Please remember that you must not come a minute late or a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony.

Thanks in advance.

But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs”.

5 minutes later he got an SMS saying, ” Wow! please send another 2 million naira my
friend here is also interested…”

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Webmasters / Re: How Can I Improve My Writting Skills As A Blogger by chandli: 11:08pm On Oct 11, 2015
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Webmasters / Re: How Can I Improve My Writting Skills As A Blogger by chandli: 11:07pm On Oct 11, 2015
Vicotex:
thanks, can you drop your email?
Webmasters / Re: How Can I Improve My Writting Skills As A Blogger by chandli: 10:34pm On Oct 11, 2015
Vicotex:
do you charge for it?
No charge...But you are free to drop anything that the Holy Spirit touches your heart to drop
Webmasters / Re: How Can I Improve My Writting Skills As A Blogger by chandli: 8:24pm On Oct 11, 2015
If you need an editor for your work, I'm always available. Just send me an email with an attachment of your work.
Travel / Trekking From Accra To Lagos for IDPs by chandli: 8:04pm On Oct 10, 2015
Seun, lalasticlala, another trekking moment has started again oo. This time around, it's from Accra to Lagos and maybe for a better reason. He said he's trekking to raise funds for Internally Displaced Persons.

Should we support him?

Family / What Would You Do? by chandli: 4:35pm On Oct 10, 2015
Just saw this tweet and decided to share. What would you do in this case? Abeg where does people wey dey move posts to the correct section. I dunno where this post is supposed to be oo. But you can just move it to front page at once.

Wetin be their names abeg...my memory wan fail me but no be portion
cc: lalasticlala (I hear say you be robot...abeg come teleport this thing for me), ishilove (come show face for this side)

Webmasters / Re: The Thread by chandli: 2:40pm On Oct 10, 2015
BOOM!!!
Webmasters / Re: The Thread by chandli: 3:10pm On Oct 05, 2015
Smartresult:
my sasuwa..com.ng. the width is large , how do i reduce it to normal
Your width is not too large. Its just that you are putting the widgets in wrong places. The booking.com box for booking flights by the side of your blog is not supposed to be there because its too large for that space. Try moving it to the bottom. Or if you want to do anything to your width then go to Layout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by chandli: 4:31pm On Oct 04, 2015
Man u fans when they see the scoreline Word Crib

Romance / Re: I Am In Love With Misspicy by chandli: 11:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
misspicy:
I know you are the gateman,sorry am waiting for a call from the boss tongue
Lol which type of yab is this one abeg

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With Misspicy by chandli: 10:53pm On Oct 03, 2015
misspicy:

Love letter forwarded to headquater already...will reply as soon as they give a go ahead grin
Love Letter received here at the headquarters and the headquartes' reply is GO AHEAD wink
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan On A Shopping Spree Abroad...photo by chandli: 10:48pm On Oct 03, 2015
dainformant:
Immediate past president Goodluck Jonathan spotted on a shopping spree abroad... Since his exit from power, Goodluck Jonathan has chosen a low-key lifestyle -rarely spotted at occasions and political events....and enjoying his life in the process....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/10/goodluck-jonathan-spotted-on-shopping.html
Na abroad be this...See how many black men dey the picture sef and only one white man
This type of abroad sef dey make wonder oo. Na Malaysia be this??

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