Holumhidey:
While bleeping my neighbour's daughter two days before the lockdown, she screamed her father's wifi password in between moans.....





The rest is history

Damnnnnn

Chapelbeatz:
Biko what is safe mode?

The system ui ish no dey gree me do anything ooo.

Biko what is safe mode?

You shall find it in Jesus name.

Lexusgs430:


Run in safe mode and observe.............

Abeg wetin be safe mode

Men and brethren,I'm getting that system ui ish now oo.e dun too much.its on the a5pro.

Pls epp

Only five pictures

Who you

I dey feel dis man.

Ladylite:
There is police o...... Cameras are everywhere. We can't go out

Tell them

Bia
that ur friend no get heart oooo.7g and 8g.

Mad oooo

Na express we dey go ooooo

Bros it's glo na

Ah dunno buh if China has a major hand in this then Michael Scofield and the Prof should go take lessons from them.
I wonder how long it took to plan this.

Money heist.

Was I expected to read the whole article when is not about giveaway

Happy first Sunday.

Mehn una bad oooo

Bestchild:
I'm private but not extremely private.. at least everyone around me knows my password

I like you.

light099:



Most of you will think there's any dignity in your choosing to be stupid, you will only learn your lessons when it's late. Every country in the world keeps moving forward, ordinary China for Asia there is a world giant, with the way these wicked elders keep punishing the country when one would have expected so called youths to have sense. All they do is to adorn folly and worship craps. Mercy this, tasha that, frogiddo this, Marlian that, and every other nonentity.
Any fool on the Nigeria street today can just wake up and go to SM to start displaying folly, knowing fully well that masses of foolish youths will embrace any crap with open hands.

Wisdom wee not kill you.

light099:


How is he now a celebrity? any fool will just go SM and start releasing foolish videos on IG/twitter and small time, masses of visionless dumb Nigerian youths would have already started following on SM and the fool now instantly becomes a celebrity.

Why is everything so wrong with this country? No sense whatsoever, however little.

Bros Bros .breathe in,oya breathe out.how do you feel now

Nooooo.its not.its a truck with explosives.u re welcome.

Na law makers salary we want.
Naija don cast since 1960

Nigeria Nigeria.las Las we know ourselves.
Covikk government.

That's not the cure to covikk one nine

I'm shocked.
I thought all other vices where on break till after this Corona ish.

God reason us ooo

Ah ah but our case never reach their own na